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After having sex with his girlfriend, she said, "You are mine." Then I grabbed my dd with my hand and said, "This is mine alone." I asked, "Not even mine?" She said, "Yes!" I have no choice but to say to her, "please lend it to me." I want to go to the toilet. " Mm (crying sadly): ..............., isn't it enough for you to fuck me? Still going to the bathroom? You heartless person ~ ~ ~ ~ ~. Me (with a sigh): I can't help it, it's just for my life ... mm (grabbing my dd and beating him up): Say it! Who else have you fucked besides the toilet? ! I (can't stand it): don't ~ ~ I'll do it, I'll do it all ... mm (stepping on my head): Hurry up! Recruit a spouse from scratch (tearful): In fact, it all started when I was 8 years old ... that was my first year of school. From then on, I wanted to fuck her every day except Monday ... alas, that was when she was very young. She is called a primary school. I was with her from the age of 8 to 16. Occasionally (it hurts ~ ~ ~): No, I was tired of sleeping with her when I was 2 1 year old. I started surfing the Internet, once a day, once during the day and once after dinner ... At the age of 24, I broke up with Xue and started classes. Lian (innocent eyes): really, really gone ... mm (holding slippers): Don't you dare lie to me, tell me the truth! ! ! Me (on my knees): I said ~ ~! I always say ~ ~ ~ ... In fact, every time I fuck you, I have to go to bed first. ..........