Han Geng’s question

By the way, President Lee Soo Man had nothing to do this evening and watched TV - and observed how his artists performed - which was very disturbing. You said this in "Know Yourself, Know Your Enemy" Prodigy, how come you only received more than a hundred gifts? After all, he is also a member of the pretty boy group SJ that he carefully planned! This doesn't work, I have to find a way for him... So I picked up my phone and sent a text message to the prodigy: "For the sake of your popularity, let's start a scandal..." But after I finished writing, I don't know whether it was due to the onset of old eyesight or the onset of Hawkinson's disease. I clicked the group message button, and within a short time I was flooded with text messages -

Qiangren: No, Uncle Man, I already have a lot of wives, and I still want to have a scandal? The little announcement fee I earned was not enough to buy me a washboard! I'll go on strike again!

(Lee Soo Man: I never worry about your scandal...)

Li Teuk: Uncle Man, I understand your painstaking efforts, but you see that I am older and my waist is not good. Recently, you have arranged so many announcements for my natural leather voice-activated massager. Tell me, tell me, how do you live your life... (The three hundred words of complaints are omitted below)

( Lee Soo Man: Who complained to me a while ago that someone was always being careless and asked to be separated from him? )

Heechul: MO? With this princess’s popularity, what kind of scandal does she need? ! Scandals are enough to bother me! By the way, I recently received an invitation to an interstellar social network...

(Lee Soo Man: Who?! Who dares to send a social invitation to artists from my company?)

Han Geng: Sorry, I can’t watch it If you understand Korean, please send again in Chinese.

(Lee Soo Man: I don’t understand what you are talking about this time...)

Siwon: Uncle Man, please spare me! When we went to Saipan for our honeymoon last time, our Ki-Bum was already very jealous about Miss Eun-jung. I don’t want to be taken to the church to confess again!

(Lee Soo Man: I wonder why you were so pious at that time...)

Kibum:... (She fell asleep due to excessive stimulation).

Eunhyuk: It’s okay to have a scandal, but can I ask Donghae’s opinion first?

(Lee Soo Man: You wife slave...)

Donghae: It’s okay to have a scandal, but can I seek BADA’s opinion first?

(Lee Soo Man: What are you asking it for?)

Kyu Hyun: I have just been discharged from the hospital, and I don’t want to be beaten back by Sung Min brother. Thank you.

(Lee Soo Man: Uh...that's understandable...)

Sung Min: Who is the target of the scandal? Can I find sister Song Hye Kyo?

(Lee Soo Man: Even if I can ask her to do it, I’m afraid she’ll be hit to death...)

Yesung: If you give me a role in "Flower Boy Series of Horror Incidents" With two more lines, the popularity will definitely be higher than the scandal!

(Li Xiuman: This kid still holds a grudge...)

Li Xu: I...I don't need it now. Can you introduce a partner to my little cutie?

/p>

Prodigy: Ah, Mr. President, you finally thought of arranging a scandal for me! I don’t have any requirements for the person I am rumored to be dating, as long as I like eating meat!

(Lee Soo Man: So you can go on a date at a barbecue restaurant and report it to the public account, right? Don’t think I don’t know your thoughts!)

Title: Sad

Li Te: There is a ditch in front of my house. It’s very sad!

Teacher’s comment: I am more sad than you!

Title: Look

Kim Heechul: What are you looking at! I’ve never seen a pretty boy!

Teacher’s comment: Don’t be too arrogant!

Title: Laugh... laugh...

< p>Han Geng: I have a beautiful smile, showing eight teeth!

Teacher’s comment: You smile normally, I cry normally

Title: Really

Donghae: I am such a good boy!

Teacher’s comment:...

Title: Prosperity

Kangin: Confession of the TV series Prosperity

< p>Teacher's comment: Watch less TV and read more

Title: First...and then...

Kibum: Goodbye, sir!

Teacher's comment: Genius

Title: None

Siyuan: You have never seen anyone as handsome as me!

Teacher’s comment: Don’t be too narcissistic!

Title: And...and...

Yisheng: The watermelon is big and small! Sour and sweet!

Teacher's comment: Has the watermelon changed its taste?

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Title: What's more

Eunhye: A train passed by, what's more, what's more, what's more!

Teacher's comment: I'll just die

Topic: Want

Prodigy: I want to eat pork belly!

Teacher’s comment: Eat less meat

Topic: Loneliness

Sheng Min: The little fish blows bubbles, so lonely!

Teacher’s comment: There is nothing you can do about it

Title: Ordinary

Li Xu: Ordinary A stone falls into the water Gone!

Teacher’s comment: If I don’t live anymore, I will fall into the water!

Topic: Hehe is a famous child

Kui Xian: Hehe is a famous child !

Teacher’s comment: It’s really annoying

Topic: Mirror

Zaizhong: I like to admire my beauty in the mirror!

Teacher’s comment: I’m so angry

Topic: Like

Yunho: Jaejoong likes to look in the mirror and appreciate his beauty!

Teacher’s comment: I I can’t live anymore

Title: Although... but...

Youtian: Although I can make sentences, I hate making sentences!

Teacher’s comment: I I want to cry!

Title: If... then...

Junxiu: If it rains tomorrow, I will go out to play football!

Teacher's comments: ?!

Title: Cleaning up

Changmin: Be careful, I will clean you up!

Teacher’s comment:?

Teacher’s experience in education : These children are so talented and smart, I am really ashamed as a teacher!

Teacher: LSM

Sadako: I am Sadako

Tete: I am the captain

Sadako: I am a ghost

Tete: I take care of 13 people

Sadako: I will kill you

Tete: I can control Kanghi

Sadako: I’m convinced...

Sadako: I am Sadako

< p>Kanghito: Then what happens

Sadako: I am a ghost

Kanghito: What happens next

Sadako: I kill you

Qiangren: Believe it or not, I will beat you up!

Sadako: 55555 special save me~

Sadako: I am Sadako

Donghai: Really?

Sadako: I am a ghost

Donghai: I know

Sadako: I will kill you

Donghai: Wow, than Eunhyuk is so cool~

Sadako:? (Doubtful, is it true?)

Sadako: I am Sadako

Eunhyuk: I heard Donghae say it

Sadako: I am a ghost

Eunhyuk: I heard Donghae say it too

Sadako: I’ll kill you

Eunhyuk: (gritting his teeth) I heard Donghae say you are cooler than me ? !

Sadako: Helpless....

Sadako: I am Sadako

Princess: (Looking in the mirror) Yes

< p>Sadako: I am a ghost

Princess: (continues to look in the mirror) Yes

Sadako: I will kill you

Princess: Yes~I I know you will be killed by my beauty

Sadako: Speechless...

Sadako: I am Sadako

Han Geng: mo ? (What?)

Sadako: I am a ghost

Han Geng: mo?

Sadako: I will kill you

Han Geng: mo?

Sadako: (Going crazy, running away) Pull him down! There is no way to communicate at all!

Sadako: I am Sadako

10 Yuan: Hello, I am Choi Siwon, please give me your advice

Sadako: I am a ghost

10 yuan: I am a member of superjunior

Sadako: I will kill you

10 yuan: Have you seen the movie I starred in? As a senior in the entertainment industry, can you give me some advice?

Sadako: Basically, your acting skills are okay, but your hair style is a bit regretful. You should give some advice to the director~

Sadako: I am Sadako

Kibum: (smile)

Sadako: I am a ghost

Kibum: (smile)

Sadako: I will kill you< /p>

Kibum: (smile)

Sadako: Sweat~~This smile can kill people and ghosts!

Sadako: I am Sadako

Rabbit: My name is Shengmin

Sadako: I am a ghost

Rabbit: Like it Pumpkin?

Sadako: I will kill you

Rabbit: (turns his back and beats Sadako away with martial arts)

Sadako: (flying) I will I don’t understand why this man’s way of fighting ghosts is so roundabout.

Pretend to be cute first, and then give you a stick. (Inexplicable)

Sadako: I am Sadako

13: I am Kyuhyun

Zhenzi Zi: I am a ghost

13: I am the youngest

Sadako: I will kill you

13: Keep your voice down, don’t scare my rabbit< /p>

Sadako: (I even scared him...)

Sadako: I am Sadako

Prodigy: I am a flower boy

Sadako: I am a ghost

Prodigy: Do you have any pork belly to eat?

Sadako: I will kill you

Prodigy: It must not be, you are so pitiful~

Sadako: (Being hit and circled in the corner: Why don’t I have pork belly to eat)

Sadako: I am Sadako

Li Xu: Singing

Sadako: I am a ghost

< p>Li Xu: Keep singing

Sadko: I'll kill you

Li Xu: Sing high-pitched

Sadako: I'm convinced! ! How can you sing such a high note! !

Sadako: I am Sadako

Yesung: I am Yesung

Sadako: I am a ghost

Yesung : I am the voice of art

Sadako: I will kill you

Yesheng: Really? Anyway, I can defeat Kangin, it’s up to you~

Sadako: (Leaves in despair)

Sadako: I am Sadako

Mouse: Yes (the tone refers to Ye Xinwanwan)

Sadako: I am a ghost

Mouse: Yes

Sadako: I will kill you< /p>

Mouse: What are you doing! (Dialect)

Sadako: Are you from Gwangju too? (Dialect)

Mouse: You too? (Dialect)

Then it’s time for fellow villagers to burst into tears

Sadako: I am Sadako

Zaizai: (looking in the mirror) Ignore

p>

Sadako: I am a ghost

Zaizai: (Looking in the mirror) Ignore

Sadako: I will kill you

Zaizai: (Shocked, panicked)

The rat ran over, LP, don’t be afraid, that ghost is my fellow countryman

Sadako: I am Sadako

Dami: Am I handsome?

Sadako: I am a ghost

Dami: You must think I am handsome, right?

Sadako: I will kill you

Dami: Don’t be embarrassed~

Sadako: (blushing) Actually, I am your fan < /p>

Daimi: I knew it

Sadako: I am Sadako

Xiuxiu: I am Taozi (wink)

Sadako : I am a ghost

Xiuxiu: (showing a confused expression)

Sadako: I will kill you

Xiuxiu: (showing an angelic smile)

p>

Sadako: Cry...it’s so cute, I can’t do it!

Sadako: I am Sadako

Xiao Min: Do you have anything to eat?

Sadako: I am a ghost

Xiao Min: (with tears) I am so hungry

Sadako: I will kill you

Xiao Min: Kill me, let me starve instead of killing me directly (crying)

Sadako: (wiping tears) My child, don’t cry, auntie will cook for you

Answer: Romantic cassiopeia - Magician Level 4 8-14 14:30

When Shinqi and SJ encountered gangsters

It was dark and windy for a month, and you couldn't see your fingers. In the night, two red bright spots are looming...

1 Gangster A: "Stop."

Yunho: "Are you calling me?"

Rogue B: "That's right, it's you. Boy, do you want to smoke with us?"

Yunho: "I don't smoke.

Hooligan A: "I really don't know how to show appreciation. If I want to toast, I will be punished with a drink!" "(After speaking, he threw away the cigarette and grabbed Yunho's collar)

Yunho: "Uncle, what are you doing? Let go, don't force me.

Rogue B: "How about cutting it and not letting it go!" "(There was only "bang" and "bang" but no movement)

Yunho: "I told you not to force me." Forgot to tell you, I have practiced He Qi Dao. "

Rogue A and B: "...I met a master! ”

2 Hooligan A: “Stop.” "

Youtian: "..."

Rogue B: "Hey! Why don't you speak? ”

Youtian: “What are you doing?”

Rogue B: "...can you speak Korean?" ”

Youtian: “Yes!

Rogue A: "Then why don't you speak Korean?" ”

Youtian: “Don’t you know that English is the international lingua franca? You are not good at all, just practice hard. Come to me again when you have agreed one day, Bye bye! ~"

Rogue A and B: "..."

3 Rogue A: "Stop!" "

Junxiu: "What to do? ”

Rogue B: “Hey, boy, we are short of money these days, so let’s spend some money!”

Junxiu: "...I can give you money, but you have to perform a 'dolphin sound'. I will give it to you only after you perform it." "

Rogue A and B: "What is 'dolphin sound'? ”

Junxiu: “Let me show you one. "(Xiuxiu opened her mouth and said something, and the two of them were stunned)

Junxiu: "Really, you still want money like this, goodbye! "(The two continue to be in a daze...)

4 Rogue A: "Stop! ”

Changmin: “Call me?” "

Rogue B: "Yes.

Changmin: "Do I recognize you, or do you recognize me?" "

Rogue B: "...We don't recognize each other. ”

Changmin: “Then why did you stop me?” Do you want to treat me to dinner? Haha, it’s so good, you can have a big meal. What should I eat? As long as it is delicious, I will accept it. "

Rogue A: "...Well, we have no money..."

Chang Min: "You lied to me, I just heard When you ask Junxiu brother for money, hand over the money and treat me to dinner, quickly!

Rogue A whispered to Rogue B: "When I meet someone who insists on treating me... I'll count to 3 and we'll run away." 1, 2, 3! "(Escape~)

Changmin: "Uncle, don't run away, please treat me to dinner! ~"

5 Rogue A: "Stop! Yo, she looks so beautiful! What's your name? ”

Zaizhong: “…who are you…what are you going to…do?”

Rogue B: "Haha, don't be afraid, I just want to be friends with you."

" (As he spoke, he stretched his sinful paw to Zai Zhong's shoulder)

Zai Zhong (knocked off the paw): "You are so arrogant, aren't you afraid that I will punish you?

Rogue A: "Hey, don't be afraid!" "(Zhang Zhong chuckled ungratefully)

Zai Zhong: "Brothers, come out! "(Yunho, Yoochun, Junsu, and Changmin stood on both sides of Jaejoong)

Rogue A and B: "...You are awesome! "(Escape~)

6 Hooligan A: "Stop! ”

Li Teuk: “Me?” What's the matter? "

Rogue B: "If you want to live forever, leave money to buy your way!" ”

Li Te: “Why, does your family drive on this road?” "

Rogue B: "What are you talking about? Pay the money quickly, otherwise, hum..." (Rogue A waved his hand and three more people came out)

Hooligans A and B snickered in a low voice: "Hey, hey, learn from last time's lesson, this time we will kill five people. If he is also five people, one-on-one, how can we take them down!" ”

Li Teuk: “You five are bullying me. It seems I can’t do it without giving you some color!” Brothers, please come out and help! "(As soon as he finished speaking, the other 12 people in SJ stood behind Li Teuk)

Rogue A and B: "Mom, 13 people! Run! "(Rogue A, B, C, D, and Mao are running around...)

7 Rogue A: "Stop! "

Heechul: "Yeah~" (holding his throat)

Rogue B: "Wow~ I made a profit, I met a beautiful woman. How about having a cup of coffee with us? ”

Heechul: “Okay! But..." (continues to hold his throat and smiles charmingly) Hooligan A and B (slobbering): "But what? ”

Heechul: “Are you all confused!” You don’t even know whether I am a boy or a girl. Do you want to die? Ah! "(Put away her charming smile and stare at the two people with fierce eyes)

Rogue A and B: "Oh my god...oh my god, the change is so fast, so scary... ..." (Running away quickly)

Heechul (smiling a rotten smile): "Tch~, you don't want your life. "

8 Hooligan A: "Wait first.

Han Geng: "What's the matter?"

Rogue B: "Nothing, I just want to ask you to get some money to spend." Judging from your appearance, there should be a lot of them. Take them out for me! "

Han Geng: "..." (staring at Gangster B with fierce eyes)

Rogue B: "...You... ..What are you looking at..." (a little scared)

Han Geng: "..." (continue to stare)

Rogue B (with a trembling expression Voice to Hooligan A): "Let's... let's go... let's go! "

9 Hooligan A: "Stop! "

Qiangren: "What?

Rogue B: "How about making a friend?" Then you treat us to a meal. ”

Qiangren: “Okay.

Rogue A: "Come on, then you can pay for all our three meals a day!" ”

Qiangren: “Okay, since we are friends, I, Qiangren, will show you something.” "

Hooligans A and B: "What? "

Qiangren (slowly lifting up his sleeves to reveal his strong biceps): "That's it. How about it? My muscles are very handsome. Doesn’t it look powerful? "

Rogue A and B: "Yeah...yeah, very good..."

Qiangren: "Hey~ don't run! Don’t you want me to treat you to dinner? "

10 Hooligan A: "Hey, stop! "

Yisheng: "What's the matter?

Rogue B: "Brother, please do me a favor. We want to hit someone when we are free. How about you?" ”

Yesheng: “It’s not good to hit people. But since you have pointed me out, let's do it. Kangin is no match for me anyway, let alone the two of you.

"

Hooligan A and B: "..." (Thirty-six strategies "Run" is the top strategy)

11 Hooligan A: "Stop!" "

Prodigy: "What?

Rogue B: "Fat man, what did you eat to be like this?" "(Terrifying tone)

Prodigy: "It's delicious, like pork belly or something. Why do you want to treat me to pork belly? "(The prodigy looked at these two people expectantly)

Rogue A: "...Have I ever said that? ”

Prodigy: “No?” If not, then I'll leave. Don't regret it, have you ever said that? "

Rogue A and B: "...It seems not..."

Prodigy: "Are you sure?" Okay, then I'm really leaving. You two idiots don’t even know if I’d like to treat you to pork belly if I gave you the chance.

Rogue A and B: "..."

12 Rogue A: "Stop!"

Sheng Min: "Me? What are you doing?"

Rogue B: "What are you doing with two pumpkins?" (The two laughed wildly)

Sheng Min: "... "(angry look)

Rogue A: "Hey~ What, you are not convinced~" (walks up to Shengmin and prepares to take action)

"Ah" "Yeah"

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Sheng Min (putting away the stick for picking pumpkins): "You are asking for trouble!"

Rogue A and B: "..." (groaning in pain)

Rogue A and B: p>

13 Gangster A: "Stop!"

Eunhyuk (pointing to himself): "You're calling me!"

Rogue B: "That's right , do you have cigarettes? Give us some."

Yinhyuk: "I don't have cigarettes."

Rogue B: "I don't think so. I don't even have cigarettes. You don’t want to give it to us!”

Eunhyuk: “No, it’s true.”

Rogue A: “What are you talking about? Look at his 250. ....."

Eunhyuk: "How did you know my name is 250?" (Looking excited)

Rogue A: "..."

Eunhyuk: "Tell me, how did you know? Did we, Donghae, tell you? Huh? Yes, tell me!"

Rogue A and B: ". ....."

Eunhyuk: "Hey, don't leave, tell me! ~"

14 Gangster A: "Stop, kid!"

Donghai: "What?"

Rogue B: "Don't go home so late, go to the bar with us for a drink!"

Donghai: "No, I don’t drink and I don’t smoke.”

Rogue A: “Why are you pretending? Why are you here now if you don’t smoke or drink?”

Donghai: “Oh, I went to practice dance, so I’m late?”

Rogue A and B: “Practice martial arts?” (Looking at Donghai in shock)

Donghai: “Yeah, like Like this..." (turned back after speaking)

Rogue A and B (applause): "Awesome!"

Donghai: "Thank you! If you want to learn, come to me, bye!"

Rogue A and B: "...Is he practicing martial arts..."

15 Hooligan A: "Stop!"

Siyuan: "Hello, what do you want me to do?"

Hooligan A: "That's very polite, but to us it sounds like Upset!"

Siyuan: "Why? We should be polite to others, right? If you treat him well, he will treat you well. You treat him..."

Rogue B: "Okay, okay, we understand this too! ”

Siyuan: “Do you really understand? I seem to understand, but I don’t! Why don't you go to church with me? Then you will really understand. "

Rogue A and B: "..."

16 Rogue A: "Stop, boy!" What do you call it at night? "

Li Xu: "I'm practicing high notes.

Rogue B: "No matter, do you have money?" "

Li Xu: "There are some..."

Rogue A: "Just right, they are all given to us, not a single cent is left!

Li Xu: "..."

Rogue B: "Take it out quickly, wait for us to dig it out ourselves!" ”

Li Xu: “Ah! don't want! "(Absolute high pitch)

Rogue A (covering his ears hard): "Oh my God! This guy's high notes are so strong! "

Rogue B: "I have tinnitus..."

Li Xu: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.

Hooligans A and B: "Don't come here, stay away from us!" "

Li Xu: "That..."

Rogue A and B: "Wow~ Please don't come close to us! "(covered his ears and ran away...)

Li Xu: "I just want to say that your money fell out..."

17 Gangster A: “Stop! "

Qifan: "Me? "(smile)

Rogue B: "You kid smiles so innocently! ”

Qifan: “Thank you. "(Continues to smile)

Rogue A: "Hey, hey, hey, stop laughing, okay? I can't bear to deceive you anymore! "

Qifan: "..." (ignoring and continuing to smile)

Rogue B: "...Oh~ forget it, let's go, let's go , hurry up before we regret it!

Qifan: "Well, goodbye." "(Leaves with a smile)

18 Hooligan A: "Stop!

Kui Xian: "What's the matter?"

Rogue B: "Well...what do you smell like? It's fragrant and sweet?" "

Kuixian: "Does this smell good? "

Rogue A: "It smells good... Humph~ Where did you go, you almost fooled me. Have money? "

Kuixian: "Money? ...gone. "

Rogue B: "No money! Don't let me get out of you, or you'll be dead! "

Kyu Hyun: "Really not. "

Rogue A: "Really~ Then what is this..."

Rogue B: "Hey, what's wrong with you?" ...Why are you feeling a little dizzy? ..."

Kyu Hyun: "Do you really feel dizzy? ! "(Surprised and delighted)

Rogue A and B: "Yeah..." (fainted)

Kyu Hyun: "Haha, it really works. , a potion that makes people dizzy just by smelling it. My hard work is really not in vain, I have to preserve it well.

” (I happily went to find other brothers)

SJ’s leave request form

One early morning on a certain day of a certain year, a certain middle school in Seoul.

The prodigy teacher walked into the office with dark circles under his eyes, and not surprisingly saw a pile of leave application notes.

1. Leave requester: the beautiful angel Tete Lite who lost his wings ~ Park Jung-soo

< p>Purpose of taking leave: To go to a doctor at a certain hospital in XX Road, Seoul

Reason for taking leave: Back pain, leg pain, knee pain, pain everywhere~~What should I do? If I don’t go to the hospital, In the future, the disease will develop, and when it develops, it will spread. If it spreads, I will die. If I die, what will happen to the children, what will happen to Kangin, what will happen to you, teacher, what will happen to the school, what will happen to the entire Republic of Korea, and the whole world will do? Destroyed~~~~~

Teacher’s comment: I don’t want to be a sinner of history... Also, please don’t add such a long prefix before your name, thank you!

< p>2. Person requesting leave: Jin Yingyun

Purpose of requesting leave: Accompanying my wife to the hospital

Reason for requesting leave: My wife is sick. I don’t feel comfortable going to the hospital alone. Teacher, you know, now it’s like There are too many people with human faces and animal hearts like you

Teacher’s comment: Husband and wife love each other deeply. But I am not interested in your wife~ I only love pork belly!!!!

3. Asking for leave : Li Hyuk Jae

Purpose of taking leave: to follow Li Donghai

Reason for taking leave: According to the report from the spy, Li Donghai is going to meet a netizen today. For my lifelong happiness, I must stop it!!! !!

Teacher’s comment: According to the teacher’s spies, Li Donghai will take BADA with him, please be careful and hope everything goes well!

4. Leave requester: Li Donghai

Purpose of taking leave: excuse--to play with the dog; real purpose--to meet netizens

Reason for taking leave: as above.

Also, be sure not to let Li Hyuk-jae know.

Teacher’s comment: Friendly reminder, Hezai already knows. Take care.

5. Person requesting leave: Li Shengmin

Purpose of requesting leave: Birthday

Reason for requesting leave: Pumpkin No. 15236 at home has his birthday, so we have to celebrate his birthday.

Teacher’s comment: Since your family has a pumpkin birthday every day, the teacher suggests that you take a break from school for a year.

6. Person requesting leave: Zhao Kuixian

Purpose of requesting leave: To see Li Shengmin.

Reason for requesting leave: To see Li Shengmin.

Teacher’s comment: You are so polite.

7. Leave requester: Kim Heechul

Purpose of leave: shopping

Reason for leave: Han Geng broke the washboard at home yesterday and wanted to buy another one. < /p>

Teacher’s comment: A certain shopping mall is having a sale at a discounted price. You can only buy 1,000 yuan (KRW), and you can get a 10% discount if you give the teacher’s name~

8. Leave requester: Han Geng< /p>

Purpose of asking for leave: rest

Reason for asking for leave: I have been kneeling on the washboard all morning and can’t stand up anymore....

Teacher’s comment: I remind you not to Climbing the wall...Why don't you listen...

9. Person requesting leave: Kim Ki-beom

Purpose of requesting leave:....

Requesting leave Reason: Even if you tell me, you don’t understand.

Teacher’s comment: ....Yes.. I don’t understand even if I tell you. Why bother...

Also, Princess Jin asked me to tell you, if you keep Han Geng at your house overnight, you will be finished!

10. Leave requester: Cui Siyuan

Purpose of leave: stay at home

Reason for leave: Jesus gave me a dream yesterday, saying that there will be a bloody disaster if I go out today... Amitabha...

Teacher's comment: Jesus also gave me a dream, and let me tell you, He Yesterday, he went to the wrong door. He was going to Ji Fan.

The teacher suggested that you set up a stall in front of the school to tell people’s fortunes and help all sentient beings.

11. Ask for leave Person: Jin Lixu

Purpose of taking leave: Helping others

Reason for taking leave: When Brother Big Tou went out this morning, his head got stuck...

Teacher’s comment: Extenuating circumstances....

12. Person requesting leave: Jin Zhongyun

Purpose of requesting leave: I cannot help myself....

Reason for leave: When I went out this morning, my head got stuck...

Teacher's comment: I am sorry and accept the change...Everyone has misfortune and good fortune. .....

13: Person requesting leave: Teacher Prodigy

Purpose for requesting leave: I am exhausted mentally and physically, so I need to go home to rest

Reason for requesting leave: Please see the details on my desk Leave request note.

Principal's comment: When will the funeral committee be needed, PM

Borrow money

Borrow 10,000 won from the princess for ten yuan and agree to pay it back next week 20,000, stamped with the seal given by Andy Lau.

Just as he was about to leave with the ten yuan, the princess said: "Wait a minute, I think you may have some difficulties next week. Why not pay back 10,000 first, and only need to pay back 10,000 next week."

So Shi Yuan returned 10,000 won to the princess. As he was leaving, he thought: "It's strange. The 10,000 won went to my brother. The seal is with him. I still owe him 10,000. He is quite reasonable." Look..."

1. Eunhyuk's sweetheart

Heechul: Eunhyuk, you are not young anymore, are you planning to get married?

Eunhyuk: Brother, my mother said, don’t worry, wait until the day I become a strong attacker.

Heechul: When do you have to wait until then? I said, anyway, your conditions are good, so just get it done quickly.

Enhe [shyly]: The question is, who should I go with?

Heechul: Do you believe me? If you believe me, this matter will be taken care of by me. With our conditions as Eunhyuk, who doesn’t want to get married?

Eunhyuk: Oops! Really?

Heechul: When did I lie to you? Tell me, what do you like? [Some Che's inner thoughts: I'll call Donghae soon]

Eunhyuk: I like... big eyes, long eyelashes, a tall nose, and a tall figure Don’t be older than me...

Kangin: soft ears, white teeth...

Eunhyuk [surprised]: Yes Yeah, brother, how do you know?

Qiangren: That’s a donkey you’re talking about!

2. The prodigy’s chicken legs

That day, the prodigy was swatting flies in the house. Suddenly Dayun and Xiaoxu opened the door and walked in while eating the chicken legs

"Pa" another fly died tragically

Dayun: No, it's murderous!

Xiaoxu threw away the chicken legs in surprise: Brother Dayun, protect me!

The prodigy took the chicken leg: What a fuss!

Xiao Xu: Give me your legs back.

Dayun: Forget it, there are only bones left, I’ll give them to you.

Prodigy: This chicken leg has...

Dayun was surprised: Is it poisonous? [ANTI Abominable]

Xiao Xu threw the chicken leg away, but the prodigy caught it.

Prodigy: It’s a bit salty. I’ll ask them to put less salt next time.

Dayun Xiaoxu: .............

3. Han Geng tells jokes

< p>On this day, Han Geng insisted on telling jokes to Heechul, Rabbit, 13, 250, and Xiaohai

Han Geng: It is said that in a beautiful and beautiful forest, there is a snow-white and very kind little white rabbit. , this day, the little white rabbit is looking for carrots in the forest...

Rabbit: Brother...Brother, rabbits eat pumpkins, pumpkins

Han Geng: MO? Really? Then I changed it to looking for pumpkins in the forest. Then, suddenly! A big black wolf jumped out.

13: Aren’t they all big bad wolves?

Han Geng: MO? Then a big bad wolf jumped out. As a result, the little white rabbit got scared and ran and ran and ran and ran. The big bad wolf chased and chased and chased and chased. Guess what?

250/Xiaohai [shakes head]

Heechul: Could it be that the little white rabbit escaped?

Han Geng: NO NO NO ~~~~~

Everyone: What is that?

Han Geng: As a result, the little white rabbit was eaten by the big bad wolf, haha.

Heechul [angry]: Yeah! You...

250[nods]: Well, that makes sense.

Others: head full of black lines

4. Eunhyuk pursues Xiaohai

Eunhyuk "thumps" and hugs the angry Xiaohai

Eunhyuk: I can’t live without you, Xiaohai

Donghae: Huh? What are you doing? Let go. If you don't let go, I will bite you.

Eunhyuk: Just bite it. Without you by my side, why am I still alive?

Donghae: I think you are living well

Eunhyuk: No, during the time you left me... ...

Donghae: We just had a fight last night

Eunhyuk: Yes, for you, it is just an ordinary night, but for me, it is It’s been an unbearably lonely year

Donghai: [somewhat soft-hearted] Really?

Eunhyuk: Every moment you are not around, I never stop thinking about you.

Donghai: I don’t believe it?

Eunhyuk: Do you want me to show you my heart?

Donghai:.........this? Are they all from your heart?

Eunhyuk: Then why bother asking?

Donghae was completely moved, and the two hugged each other affectionately, head to head, and they were about to...

Li Teuk: Is Kangin here? ah! .......You two make peace.

Donghai: [Shy]

Li Teuk: Kangin’s trick really works!

Eunhyuk: Ah.../Donghae: Huh? .....

Li Te: Ah, that's it. I'm still busy. You guys continue. We just didn't kiss, so now continue to [slip away]

Donghai: [ Pressing forward] Okay, why don't you ask for help even if you apologize?

Eunhyuk: [Retreat] Xiaohai, it’s not what you think.

Donghai: Humph! Never see you again. [Slams the door]

Eunhyuk: Hai, wait for me——