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Mistakes about Wulin

Narration: Dear friends who are here and friends who are not here, hello everyone! It’s time to elect the leader of the martial arts alliance again. This year’s protagonist is still everyone’s favorite century-level handsome boy (play separately and introduce themselves). The four of them are known as the martial arts F4 room: Brother, let’s go.

Sing together: Accompany you to see the meteor shower, falling on this earth...

Act 1: Fang Mansion

Fang: Flower~~I let you Looking for a doctor, have you found it? I feel so uncomfortable

Xiaohua: Come on, Dad, the doctor went to deliver the baby, but the medicine he prescribed for me said it was good for me.

Fang: What a panacea

Xiaohua: Super Happiness brand cold medicine! Dad, that’s the super happy one in the advertisement! (Suddenly the voice becomes particularly formal) It has many advantages, first of all, its color!

(Fang stands up, little flower, Fang together): Super happy, small, super happy, golden, super happy, healthy and unique, just take the medicine and you will be super happy!

Xiaohua: Secondly, it is its anti-fatigue function! After eating this kind of super happiness, no matter how far you walk, you won’t feel tired!

Fang: My steps are warm, the pain is far away, it doesn’t hurt, and I feel relaxed every month.

Xiaohua: oppa! This medicine works so well si mi da!

Fang: Okay, I’ll just put it away! It works so well, I have to take some of this medicine with me! ! I am upset just because the martial arts leader changed realms! Your father and I are about to step down, do you know?

Xiaohua: What’s wrong? Just like last year, it’s up to you to choose! Passed unanimously

Room: Last time, I gave those three people breakfast with laxatives. No, all three of them have changed chefs this year. They have no more recruits. I am looking for someone to assassinate. What about them.

Xiaohua: Oh, really! Great, dad, then I'll prepare firecrackers for you!

Fang: Alas... I’m talking about Xiaoqiang

Xiaoqiang: Hey~~Old~~~Master

Fang: I asked you to find the killer for me. Have you found it?

Xiaoqiang: Looking for it~~~Looking for it~~~it’s here~~, the first in the world~~silly(kill)~~

Fang: Oops, this is hard work~! Where are the people, bring them up to me

Xiaoqiang: Come on~~~ Come on~~ Master!

(Zheng Hehe comes on stage)

Fang: Dare I ask my brother’s (kneeling) surname

(Zheng Puteng kneels on the ground): Zheng~hehe

Fang: So, what are your methods of committing crimes?

Zheng: To tell you the truth, I have become proficient in it after ten years. I will boil water first, then tie up my hands and feet, and peel off the skin. Chop again!

Fang: Well, not bad, cruel enough. He even thought about dismembering his body afterwards. It seems that my Xiaoqiang has found a good person, so it’s you! The first person I asked you to kill is Li Xunhuan. I have already found out about him. He will be drinking at his house tonight. You hurry up and beat that kid to death. I saw so many women. I was so worried that I would live or die for him! Go ahead

Zheng: Oh, okay! I'll go right away

(Fang paused for two seconds and said): No, Xiaoqiang, I think this guy is a little unsure. Don't waste my thirty yuan in vain. You'd better follow his order for me. , if he is caught by people from the Li Mansion, you can pretend to be Li Xunhuan and silence him directly, so as not to find me again, you hear me!

Xiaoqiang: Hey~~Listen~~Listen~~I heard it

Fang: Go!

Act 2: Li Mansion, Li Xunhuan is drinking

Li Xunhuan came on the scene, took a sip of wine and said: Ever since I drank Erguotou, my waist no longer hurts, and my head no longer hurts. The skin has turned rosy! Many friends have asked me if I have changed my mind! Ah, no, we are in love

Narration: Hiss~~There is murderous intent

Li: Eh~~There is an assassin~~~I will fly~

Zheng: Li Xunhuan~~Li Xunhuan~~Come out, I will kill you~~Come out~~

Xiaoqiang: This~~this kid, where did he go?

(Detour One week, Zheng Hehe saw Xiaoqiang) (Xiaoqiang wore a mask on his face and wrote "I am Li Xunhuan")

Zheng: Are you Li Xunhuan? !

Xiaoqiang: I~~I~~I’m not

(talking and poking): I know you are

Xiaoqiang: I~~I~~ I'm not!

(talking and poking): I know you are it! !

Xiaoqiang: I~~I~~I am!

Zheng: Look! I just said you are!!

(Xiaoqiang said while falling to the ground): I~~I am a servant

Narration: I shouldn’t stumble even if I’m beaten to death in the next life, it’s too aggrieved Got it!

Act 3: Fangfu

Zheng jumped and said: Master, after the killing, please give me the money~

Fang: Huh? How could it go so smoothly?

Zheng: Really, I thought it would be so difficult. This is too simple, much easier than killing a pig~~

Fang: What? Say it again? ! Are you a pig butcher? ! Oh my god~~I want to go shi~Are you, a pig butcher, really going to kill Li Xunhuan? That suave, eight-foot-tall Li Xunhuan?

Zheng: Ah, yes! It must be him~! However, how can he not be eight feet tall? He is almost the same as me, and he is such an idiot that he wrote his name on his face. He is stupider than my pig.

Fang: Oh my god~~My little strong one Ah, Xiaoqiang, who has been with me for half my life, you just let him beat you to death, you! ! o my lady gaga! No, you go and kill a second person for me! He called Huamanlou, I heard about it, he will go to flowers to appreciate flowers today, you can fuck him to death on the road, he is covered with flowers, and he has a flower fan in his hand, don’t make a mistake this time !

Zheng: Got it! Don’t worry, it’s definitely right this time!

Act 4: Flowers on the way

Huamanlou came on stage holding a fan: I’ve been a little annoyed lately.

A little annoying, a little annoying, I always feel that life always passes too slowly, why can't I meet beautiful women? What? Do you think I'm pretty? But pull it off, he is a pure man! (walk back)

(Fang Xiaohua comes on stage)

Xiaohua: Oh, hehe, there are so many people here, I’m embarrassed. So, let me introduce myself first. It's all right now. I'm a little flower who just came from Singapore and Malaysia...

(Narrator: Where are you from?)

Little flower: Singapore and Malaysia

( Narrator: Do you dare to say it again! )

Xiaohua: In the northeast Tieling backing village, his house is empty and Xiaohua... (covers mouth) I really don’t know if I can find a handsome guy today, haha

Maid: Miss, don’t run away~

Xiaohua: Sister, come after me

(Fang Xiaohua and Huamanlou bump into Manhuai)

Xiaohua: Oh, who is so shameless and bumps into me?

Huamanlou: Come on, my contact lens is gone, look for it quickly, I will go and see which one it is. How dare you hit me when you're blind!

(Get up to see Fang Xiaohua, and immediately face the audience after watching)

Hua Manlou: Wow, she is a beauty~~ Haha, maybe my eighth aunt is too lucky!

(The maid helps Fang Xiaohua up) Xiaohua: Hey, look, he is a handsome guy!

Huamanlou: Go and ask me, which lady is that? She is so beautiful, my heart almost stopped!

(The male servant walked over) asked: My young master asked you, what is your surname, what is your name, and whether you have a marriage contract

Maid: Go to hell, my young lady is a golden girl. You just ask

Waiter: Dizzy, that’s it, my heart almost stopped, but it was a pity that I stopped because of fright! I don’t know which toe the young master used to pick it up

(Xiaohua took a step forward): Really? Is what you say true?

(The male servant pulled the maid): Let’s go and give them a chance to be alone

(Little Flower tugged at the hem of her clothes): My dear, what am I to you?

Huamanlou: You are my Xiaobai (touching the fan in his hand while talking)

Xiaohua: ha~ It turns out that you are just a fan

Huamanlou: In this way, I can hold you in my hand

Xiaohua: Well, dear, that’s great~

(Zheng came on the stage, while Xiaohua and Freeze frame of two people in a building full of flowers): Alas, these two people are wearing such colorful clothes, which one is it? Hey, by the way, the one with the fan!

(Immediately chopped it down)

Xiaohua: Oh my god, who is so shameless...

Huamanlou: Hey! Little flower, little flower! ! Dead? Forget it if you die

Narration: Zheng Hehe returned to his house after killing everyone

Zheng: Master, I have finished killing, can I give you money this time?

Fang: Yo! So fast? No, I have to do an autopsy myself! I can’t let you cheat me out of thirty yuan for nothing (walks up to Xiaohua), no, Fang Xiaohua! My daughter! Why did you kill my daughter without distinguishing between men and women? My Xiaoqiang, my little flower, you! I'm helpless. Come on, please kill this last person as well! ! Don't make any mistakes this time, my life is in your hands! His name is Chu Liuxiang, and he likes to recite poems before going to bed. After a while, I will seduce him to recite poems. When you hear someone reciting, do it immediately! Did you hear that?

Zheng: Got it, sir~

Act 5: Chu Mansion

Chu Liuxiang: Ah, I want to ask you how much sorrow you can have. I am sleepy and tired. Drinking Red Bull...

Fang: Hey, Brother Chu, he’s reciting poetry again!

Chu Liuxiang: Yo! Brother Fang, there are so few visitors!

Fang: Do you have any good poems to share with me today?

(Chu Liuxiang glanced sideways at the house and sang): Oh, brother Fang, it’s really a minesweeper (sorry sorry)

(Fang silently read): No, I have to let him Read it, (said loudly): Alas, it’s so disappointing. I thought the best poet in the world must be Brother Chu~~ What about Li Xunhuan, despite the fact that he is very popular with women, when it comes to charm,

But it can’t be compared at all~~What a pity, what a pity~~ (walking while talking)

Chu: Hey, brother Fang is staying here, don’t tell me, I really have a pretty good one here!

Fang: Really? (Steps forward, grabs the paper, and reads): Well, no kissing, no hugging, men and women just smile when they meet, last year’s pig was strong, this year’s pig is crazy, oh yeah!

Narration: Zheng Hehe heard someone reciting a poem, and flew out his flying knife, pia pia pia pia

Fang: Ahhhhh

Zheng: Oh, sir, why is it you! Why are you joining in the fun and reciting poems?

Fang: What a Zhenghehe! I hired you to kill someone, but my whole family was killed. You are really talented. (He turned his head, the medicine in his pocket fell out, Chu dragged him out of the room)

(Zheng picked it up and said) :master! Your super happy! !

(Speak together): Hate, it is your super happiness

"The Romance of the East Chamber"

Characters and characteristics:

Ying Ying (Characteristics: clever mind, outgoing personality, can be played by a boy)

Zhang Sheng (Characteristics: kind-hearted, talented, can be played by a girl)

Cui Mu (Characteristics: a realist , bent on finding a rich husband for her daughter)

Matchmaker (Characteristics: favored by the Cui family, trying her best to bring Yingying and Zhang Sheng together)

Sun Feihu (Characteristics: powerful, Domineering, greedy for life and afraid of death)

A number of accompanying soldiers (Characteristics: like to bluff)

Wedge

Narration: It is said that during the Zhenyuan period of Tang Dynasty, Prime Minister Cui Xiangguo died of illness, and his wife Mrs. Cui Zheng took her daughter Yingying, maid Matchmaker and other people to escort Prime Minister's coffin back to her hometown for burial. The road was blocked on the way, so we stayed temporarily at Pujiu Temple in Hezhong Prefecture. At this time, Zhang Junxiang, a scholar from Lintong, Shaanxi Province, went to Chang'an to take the exam. He passed by Hezhong Mansion and met Yingying while visiting Pujiu Temple. A heart-stirring love story begins like this...

(Cui's mother appears with Yingying matchmaker)

Cui's mother: Her husband is a first-class prime minister, but he has no choice but to become an official. My life is short but my life is short. I am left with my daughter and I, dependent on each other for our lives. (Sigh)

Yingying: My family calls me Cui Yingying. Some people call me a vixen. Why do you call me a vixen? Because she looks so graceful... (satisfied)

Matchmaker: I have been a slave to Cui's parents since I was a child. The Cui family has not shied away from matters. Recently, the young lady has been a little panicked. Could it be that she wants to find Ruyi Lang? (Suddenly enlightened)

Cui’s mother: It’s a pity that my old man passed away early, leaving me and Yingying’s orphaned and widowed mother to depend on each other. What will we do in the future?

Yingying: Mom, don’t worry, I am also a graduate student now. When I find a job, I can support my family

Cui’s mother : Yingying, that’s not what mom is worried about. It’s time for a girl to get married. If you don’t get married, your mother will be worried. By the way, do you have a boyfriend now?

Yingying: No

Cui’s mother: You can have this...

Yingying: This really doesn’t happen...

Cui’s mother: It’s all my fault. I just wanted you to study hard, but who knew that if you were not careful, you would become a “leftover girl”. But don't worry, mom will definitely find you a son from a rich family.

Yingying: Mom, what you said is wrong. Finding a partner depends on character and talent. How can we just look at family conditions?

Cui’s mother: You don’t understand this. I eat more salt than you eat rice!

Yingying: That’s because you are so harsh!

Cui’s mother: I have crossed more bridges than you have walked!

Yingying: That’s because I’m too lazy to move!

Cui’s mother: Alas, it’s all my fault for being lax in discipline and developing the wild child you are now. Hey, Mom, there are a lot of handsome guys in the audience, how about Mom talk it over with you?

Yingying: Mom... just leave it alone. I'm so busy right now that I'll take the matchmaker out for a walk. I'll also go to put some incense in front of the Buddha to bless us for a safe trip.

Cui’s mother (waving her hand): Go ahead, remember to come back early.

Yingying: Got it

In the first chapter, Cui and Zhang met for the first time while staying in the Buddhist hall of Pujiu Temple

(Yingying took the matchmaker to offer incense, Zhang Sheng appears)

Zhang Sheng: The young man calls me Zhang Junxiang. His book and sword wander around everywhere. Today I passed by Pujiu Temple and went in to burn some incense.

(Zhang Sheng enters the palace to burn incense, while Yingying looks on)

Yingying (to the matchmaker): What a handsome guy with good features

Zhang Sheng (praying): The Buddha is here Go up, wish my father good health and live happily, and wish my mother stay in heaven and eat well and drink well

Yingying (to the matchmaker): What a kind-hearted filial son

Zhang Sheng (redirected) Seeing Yingying on his head): Oh my god, my forehead is amazing, whose young lady is this? Judging from the facial features, she looks more manly than me. This place is dangerous and it is not advisable to stay for a long time. (Turns around to leave)

Yingying (to Zhang Sheng): Master, please stay.

Zhang Sheng: I have something to do

Yingying: I can go out. Urgent, I forgot to bring the incense money. Can you lend me a tael of silver, sir? I will pay it back in person tomorrow.

Zhang Sheng: Well, look at me, I'm a careless person. I always don't take any money with me when I go out...

Yingying: Borrow one tael today, and pay the master two taels back tomorrow.

Zhang Sheng: Ah...well, I usually don’t bring money when I go out, but I happened to bring it today

(Hands the money to Yingying, Yingying winks, matchmaker (Understand by heart)

Matchmaker: What is your surname?

Zhang Sheng: Xiaosheng Zhang Junxiang, everyone calls me Xiao Zhang

Matchmaker: Well... I just want to know, are you married?

Zhang Sheng: Not yet. My mother said that she will find one for me when I am admitted to the civil service examination.

Matchmaker: How long will it take? I mean, while you are young and not busy at work, you should get things done quickly.

Zhang Sheng: I think the question is, who should I deal with?

Matchmaker: Who wouldn’t want to marry you if you have such good conditions? I tell you, as long as you are willing, this matter will be taken care of by me.

Zhang Sheng: Oh, really?

Matchmaker: Of course, my name is Matchmaker. Tell me, what do you like?

Zhang Sheng: I like...big eyes, long eyelashes, high nose, small body...

Yingying: soft ears, teeth In vain.

Zhang Sheng: Yes, how do you know?

Yingying: That’s a donkey you’re talking about!

Zhang Sheng: Oops, why are you talking like that?

Matchmaker (to smooth things over): What our lady means is that appearance is not the most important thing in finding a partner

Zhang Sheng: That's true

Matchmaker: Mr. Zhang, what do you think of my lady?

Zhang Sheng: Well, this is very elegant.

Matchmaker: Not only is she elegant, she is also youthful and beautiful. (Excited) If being talented is a crime, my young lady has already committed a heinous crime; if kindness is to be punished, my young lady should really be cut into pieces...

Zhang Sheng: Are you the one who is loved by everyone in the legend? , see the flowers blooming, see the Cui family’s little Yingying in the car?

Yingying (sorry): I appreciate the compliment, but I don’t dare to take it seriously

Zhang Sheng: Seeing is worse than hearing a hundred times. Media hype kills people!

Yingying: What do you mean?

Zhang Sheng: I think you are more than loved by everyone, like flowers blooming, and cars are loved by cars? It’s like seeing gods and ghosts, seeing ghosts coming, and cars seeing flat tires

Yingying (glaring angrily): No...you have to...force...me...barbaric...oh...

Zhang Sheng: Just kidding, I just wanted to liven up the atmosphere.

Yingying: I'm sorry you don't dare, actually... I'm very attractive, but... you need to be patient. Matchmaker, let’s go

Zhang Sheng (wiping sweat): The ideal is very full, but the reality is too skinny.

In the second chapter, the moon in the east chamber appeals to the heartfelt Yingying and Zhang Lang panics

Narration: It was a pleasant moonlit night. Zhang Sheng and Yingying lived together in the east chamber. One of them lives in the west wing.

The two of them were tossing and turning with their own worries, unable to fall asleep. They opened the door, one walked to the left, the other to the right, and arrived at the yard at the same time. (Zhang Sheng and Yingying appear on both sides)

Zhang Sheng: The moonlight is melting in the night, and the flowers are shaded and silent in spring; I only see the beautiful moonlight, but not the person in the moon

Yingying: Orchid Boudoir I have been lonely for a long time and spent the spring with nothing; I expected that the singer should pity the sighing person

Zhang Sheng: The moonlight is so beautiful tonight

Yingying: The moon is beautiful tonight It’s round

Zhang Sheng: Who

Yingying: Me, Yingying

Zhang Sheng: It’s you. The long night is long and I have no intention of sleeping. I thought I was the only one Insomnia, it turns out that Miss Yingying can’t sleep either

Yingying: Yes, I just listened to the young master reciting a poem, and I couldn’t help but exchange a few sentences. It didn’t ruin the young master’s interest, right?

Zhang Sheng: of course not, the girl is so talented, please forgive me for being disrespectful during the day

Yingying: It’s okay, it’s a virtue for a woman to be untalented, I must be too wicked

Zhang Sheng: Miss Yingying is very humorous

Yingying: Mr. Zhang is also very talented...I like it (affectionately)

Zhang Sheng (flustered): Yingying Miss Yingying, actually I am a person with a lot of shortcomings

Yingying: I just like people with flaws, real!

Zhang Sheng: I don’t like bathing!

Yingying: I like people who don’t like to take baths and are casual!

Zhang Sheng: I like to snore when I sleep.

Yingying: I just like people who snore, man!

Zhang Sheng: I still drink flower wine all the time.

Yingying: I just like drinking flower wine, it’s fun!

Zhang Sheng: I still like to beat my wife when I have nothing to do.

Yingying: I just like beating my wife. Beating means pain and scolding, but love. If you don’t hit me for a day from now on, I will get angry with you.

Zhang Sheng: I, I, I already have a wife!

Yingying: I...I just like having a wife!

Everyone: Why?

Yingying: I am much more favored than my wife!

Zhang Sheng: I also have concubines, about ten of them.

Yingying: That would be even better. The whole family is lively and the food tastes particularly delicious.

Zhang Sheng: It doesn’t smell good, my family is so poor that we can’t even open the pot!

Yingying: If you marry a chicken, follow the chicken; if you marry a dog, follow the dog. No matter you are poor or rich, good or bad, I will definitely follow you! (Hold Zhang Sheng’s hand)

Zhang Sheng: Only when you hold your hand will you know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave. (Exit)

Yingying: I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world just to be tortured by me. Don’t leave... (Follow)

Third fold Yingying tricked Zhang Lang by giving him a gift instead of paying the debt

Narration: A few days passed, and Yingying never mentioned repaying the money. Zhang Sheng was a little anxious, so he came to Yingying's house early in the morning. In front of the door, in order to get the money back smoothly, he planned to rehearse first.

(Zhang Sheng rehearses outside the door)

Zhang Sheng: How is Miss Yingying doing lately? Is life difficult? If there are difficulties, we should say it. If there are no difficulties, we should say it. We are brothers and sisters from all over the world. We are brothers and sisters. As the saying goes, brothers and sisters settle accounts. Is it time to pay back the two taels of silver you owe me? The Master once said, it is difficult to raise a woman or a villain. If you cannot raise a child, I will not be able to support you either. You have to pay me back the money. You have to pay me back now... Isn’t that right? Then I'm sorry! Oh...

Yingying (opened the door sleepily and came out): Who do I think I am, shouting here so early in the morning? Is there anything wrong?

Zhang Sheng: It’s nothing serious. I just want to ask...have you been to the Second Spring in the World?

Yingying: The one in Wuxi Huishan?

Zhang Sheng: Yes, yes!

Yingying: I haven’t been.

Zhang Sheng: I haven’t been there either, but I’ve heard people talk about it twice.

Yingying: Second time?

Zhang Sheng: It’s equivalent to two times. There is Erqing Temple next to the second spring.

Yingying: Erqingguan?

Zhang Sheng: It could also be Sanqing. I can’t remember clearly. There were two Taoist priests in that Taoist temple.

Yingying: Two?

Zhang Sheng: It’s equivalent to two. They like to play the erhu next to the second spring. The song is called Erquan Yingyue.

Yingying: What do you want to say?

Zhang Sheng: You...do you like listening to music? (Take out the money bag and shake it rhythmically) Listen, the sound of the coins hitting each other is so crisp and melodious. This is the real sound of nature...

Yingying: Ah... …I know what you want to do?

Zhang Sheng was overjoyed: Do you finally understand?

Yingying (grabs the purse): You don’t want to see me suffer, so you specially give me money, Zhang Sheng... you are so kind!

(When Yingying entered the door, Zhang Sheng was filled with grief and anger, and fiercely pulled out the jade hairpin)

Zhang Sheng: Mother, your spirit in heaven must protect me and get my money back. Come on... Cui, I will fight with you!

(Knocked hard, Yingying opened the door and came out, Zhang Sheng held up the jade hairpin)

Yingying: What are you holding in your hand?

Zhang Sheng (shrinking his hands in fear): Nothing!

Yingying (raises hand): Take it out!

Zhang Sheng: Farewell, (hands over the hairpin) This is what my mother left for me!

Yingying: You...why are you so nice to me?

Zhang Sheng: Huh?

Yingying: Would you like to give me such a valuable thing? Zhang Sheng, what do you want me to say about you?

Zhang Sheng: No, no...

Yingying (put it on directly): Does it look good?

Zhang Sheng: It looks good... No, no, it doesn’t look good!

Yingying: No matter how ugly it is, I will wear it and I will never let you down.

Zhang Sheng: I, I, I...

Yingying (shy): Don’t say anything. From now on, I am yours!

(The orioles floated in the door, and there was a thunderbolt in the clear sky. Zhang Sheng looked up to the sky and screamed sadly)

Zhang Sheng: Mother... please take me away!

In the fourth chapter, the general led his troops to rob the dojo, and Yingying quickly outsmarted Sun Lang

Narration: Cui Yingying’s mother was doing a super-reborn dojo for her husband. The local bridge guard, Sun Feihu, led his troops to surround him. With a large number of people and strength, I want to snatch Yingying as my wife

Sun: Sir, I call you Sun Feihu. I have the final say within a hundred miles. I heard that a beautiful woman lives here. How can we miss this God-given opportunity?

(Outside the gate)

Sun: Hand over Cui Yingying to me. If you don’t, I will burn this broken temple down

(Inside the gate )

Cui’s mother: Yingying, although General Sun is a bit overbearing, he is still a senior cadre, so you can marry him.

Yingying: Don’t marry, don’t marry, don’t marry

Cui’s mother: Why are you so stubborn?

Yingying (poses, pauses): Everyone else is Playing with loneliness, I like to play with personality

Cui’s mother: I can’t stay in college, it’s up to you

Yingying (looking outside): Who is outside?

Sun: It’s me, Sun Feihu

Yingying: You are a tiger

Sun: Yes, I am a tiger

Yingying: You What do you want to do?

Sun: Yingying, marry me. Although I am ugly, I am very gentle (posing)

Yingying: Please be a little creative

Sun: I like you so much, you will die if you like me

Yingying: This sentence is okay, but I still can’t marry you because I already have someone else in my heart

Sun: Who

Yingying: Zhang Sheng from the east wing next door

Sun: I’ll go find him

Yingying: How dare you If you touch him, I'm not done with you

Sun: If a tiger doesn't show off its power, do you think I'm... (turns to ask the attendant) That kitten, with a round head and a round head, three beards, and a small flower tied on his head. , what is it called?

Follower: Call Hello Kitty!

Sun: Yes, if the tiger doesn’t show off its power, you think I’m hello cock!

(Zhang Sheng happened to go out and bumped into Sun)

Sun: The young man is quite handsome. Okay, I’ll take this one and leave it to my little daughter who can’t get married.

(Yingying goes out)

Yingying: No, he is mine

Sun: Who are you

Yingying: My name is Cui Yingying

Sun (swallowing in surprise, turning to Cui’s mother): I regret that I didn’t rush out. Well, my family raises pigs.

(Pointing to Zhang Sheng) But you have to come with me

Yingying: Wait a minute

Sun: Something’s wrong

( Yingying took out a mask from her pocket and put it on Zhang Sheng)

Yingying: Don’t run around when you get to General Sun’s place, and be careful to take your medicine on time, ah

Sun: He ...What's wrong with him

Yingying: Nothing, swine flu, late stage

Sun: Oh my god, dig a hole and bury it quickly. This thing is contagious. Boss, what's that? I have something to do, so I'm leaving first

(Hurrying to lead people out)

Yingying (waving reluctantly): Walk slowly, I'm free. Come and play often...

Zhang Sheng: When did I get the swine flu

Yingying: You are just as bad as the flu, you are as stupid as a pig

Zhang Sheng suddenly realized: Thank you Miss Yingying, there is really no way to repay your great kindness

Yingying (shyly): You can repay, the opportunity is right in front of you

Zhang Sheng (thinking for a moment ): They say women are water and men are mud, Yingying, you are cement

Yingying: What do you want to say

Zhang Sheng: you are not pretty, but you are pretty hard and smart!

Yingying: Speak Mandarin!

Zhang Sheng: I want to marry you today

Yingying: Huh?

Zhang Sheng: Oh no, you are going to marry me today

Yingying: Are you sure and sure?

Zhang Sheng: I don’t deny the veto and negation

Yingying: I hate it

(Music starts, "You Will Marry Me Today", duet by two people , extras join, group dance)

Can you watch this?