An old man saw a little boy. He couldn't reach the doorbell because it was too high.

Interesting, isn't it? I'll post a few jokes for you, "Super jokes-the hottest on the Internet" is funny. Quit smoking Quit smoking A person suffering from heart disease was advised to quit smoking. He said that if you can't quit smoking right away, you can smoke one every day after meals. A month later, he went to see it again. After examination, he was found to have stomach trouble again. He was puzzled and asked, "What is this?" -"Maybe it's because I eat too many times every day and eat irregularly, in order to follow your suggestion of smoking a cigarette after dinner." Funny, old man and child, an old man was walking slowly in the street and saw a little boy reaching for the doorbell, but the doorbell was too high to reach. The kind old man stopped and said to the child, "I'll ring the doorbell for you." So he rang the doorbell so hard that the whole family heard him. At this time, the child said to the old man, "Now let's run away, quick!" " "Old man:" ... "Funny! A man with a dog said angrily to the pet shop owner, "You give me this dog to watch the door. Last night, I came into my house, and the dog didn't even say a word. "The boss immediately replied," This dog used to be a millionaire, and it doesn't care about this dollar at all. "Funny, drunkard, drunkard. Two drunks are walking on the tracks. A man complained, "Why isn't this staircase finished?" The other snorted and said, "Its handrail is still so low. "Isn't that funny? Two Irish people are sitting in a bar drinking. One of them asked the other, "Where are you from? The other replied, "I am in Dublin now, but I was born in Cork." . ""Are you kidding? I was born in Cork and now I am in Dublin. Let's have another drink! Where were you born in cork county? " The other party replied, "I was born in my mother's son, and there is a river flowing from the south of Sake Village in front of the door. "God bless you," the first man shouted. "Can you believe it? I was born in my mother's son, not far from Sack village. For our intimacy, come, let's have another drink. Then which school do you go to? " "I go to the suffering school in the town," replied another. At this time, the first person was too excited to help himself. He shouted, "God, this is incredible. I also went to that school. What a small world. Boss, give each of us another drink. " At this moment, the bell of the bar rang, and the boss answered the phone. "Crane bar, there is nothing new tonight, except that the O 'Hara twins drank too much again. "Funny, drunkard, drunkard. When he started drinking, he was already unconscious. He called the host's house at five o'clock one morning and asked: What time does the hotel open? The boss said, sorry, you can't come in until after afternoon. The drunkard said, who said I came in? I'm just going out. Funny, learning English once taught a junior high school student and found the following horrible words in his English textbook: bus? I am dead (yes)? Girls? Death (Mis? ) ? School is interesting. In the geography exam, the teacher asked the students to briefly describe the following places: Bo, Singapore, Cape of Good Hope, Rome, Nagoya and Macau. Among them, Xiao Ming wrote: Once upon a time, there was an old man named Bo. One day, he went out to climb the mountain. When he climbed to Singapore, he suddenly saw a Rome with a Cape of Good Hope coming straight at him. Frightened, he started to run to Nagoya and soon closed Macao. Funny, fool, fool. When someone goes to the zoo to see orangutans, they salute the orangutans first, and the orangutans imitate them. When someone bows to an orangutan, the orangutan will imitate. Someone was overjoyed and scratched his eyelids at the gorilla. Unexpectedly, the gorilla did not imitate him, but slapped him. Someone asked the keeper angrily, and the keeper told him that in orangutan language, scraping the eyelids means calling the other person a fool, so the orangutan wanted to hit him. It dawned on sb. The next day, someone went to the zoo for revenge. He saluted and bowed to the orangutan, and the orangutan also saluted, so he took out a big stick and hit himself on the head and gave it to the orangutan. Unexpectedly, the orangutan did not imitate this time, but scratched his eyelids! Interesting, I have a farmer who feeds his pigs with rotten water every day. As a result, it was fined 1 10,000 yuan by the Animal Protection Association. Later, the farmer changed to feed the pigs with Saussurea involucrata and was fined 1 10,000 yuan by the Animal Protection Association. Because of wasting food, one day I went to visit the farmer again and asked him what to feed the pigs. The farmer said, "I don't know what to feed them, so I will give them 100 yuan a day and let them go out to eat by themselves." "Funny, meaningless." Put out the fire! Fire! "There was an urgent and frightened cry for help from the room." Where is it? "Asked the operator of the fire brigade." At my house! ""I mean, where is the fire? " "In the kitchen!" "I know, but how can we get to your house?" "Don't you have a fire truck? "Very interesting, isn't it? When soldier Dick returned to the camp with a bottle of wine, he happened to meet the strict company commander. He had to lie and say, "This bottle of wine belongs to me and the Colonel. Half is the colonel's. " The company commander reprimanded: "Give me the other half!" Dick said slowly, "There is no road to failure. Half of me is down there. "Isn't it interesting? Uncle uncle came to visit at home, but Xiaowen said to his mother, "Mom, I'm going to the zoo." My mother immediately shouted angrily, "What are you looking at? "Your uncle is here, what zoo are you going to!" Isn't this interesting? Silly Son Silly Son Once upon a time, there was a scholar who had a silly son. One day, a friend will visit him.