A sexy bedtime story

A slightly provocative bedtime story. In fact, adults can read more bedtime stories to help them sleep. Telling your girlfriend a story before going to bed can help you get ready to fall asleep and make the sleeping environment better. Let's take a look at a slightly provocative bedtime story.

A sultry bedtime story 1 The scorching sun scorched the bronzed back, and sweat dripped on the ridge of the field, causing blue smoke. But those arms waving hoes kept hoeing.

Kizi is shoulder-high and the corn heads. There is not much grass on the ridge, but those stubborn hands seem to be quarreling with someone and turning over the soft soil.

The village director's voice came from the village loudspeaker: "Have all the residents had lunch? Today, everyone will be less confused for a while and immediately gather under the big tree in front of the village Committee. Men, women and children will come, and no one can be left behind. If anyone dares not to come, see how I can clean him up! "

Although the hoe arm stopped for a while, it only stopped for a while and began to wave again.

After smoking about two bags of cigarettes, the village director's voice came from the village speaker: "Is everyone here?" Accountant Yu, please count the number of people and see which one is not here! Is Junko there? Is this son of a bitch here? You mean Dalong didn't come? Nonsense, my legs are paralyzed and I can't even get off the kang. Can he come? Xing Shan and Er Hu didn't come? If they don't come, they won't. Today, they are calling big companies. "

The hand holding the hoe finally stopped waving, and people squatted on the ground.

The village director's voice continued to ring over the loudspeaker: "I said nothing, and everyone knew what I wanted to say. The lice on the bald head are obvious. " But I still want to suffocate everyone. Yes, Daming is right. Two brothers, Dalong and Erhu, were unlucky and lost their parents when they were young. Who haven't they eaten? It's not bad to say that his brother is the child of our big guy! "

I just covered my face with a hoe, still sweating, and my bronze back was stirred up. The village director's voice from the loudspeaker was a little shaky: "As the lyrics in the play say,' children from poor families are in charge early', six-year-old Dalong became a parent of erhu, and he was less than one year old! Fortunately, these thirty years are getting better and better, and both brothers have grown up. Dalong married apricot ten years ago.

To say that apricot is really a good woman with a kind heart, although she is the same age as Erhu, she really looks like a sister-in-law in front of Erhu, knowing the pain and knowing the heat in every possible way. Who doesn't know in the village? If it weren't for Dalong and Apricot, Erhu would have been admitted to the key high school in our county eight years ago. In the words of Lord Han Tingxun, he won the Jinshi.

That's equivalent to our poor mountain rabbit don't want to shit, fly out of golden phoenix! In order to provide Erhu with high school education, Dalong really threw caution to the wind, leaving all the fields he was in charge of at home to Xing Shan and went to a coal mine 30 miles away. However, who thinks that the coal mine will collapse when it collapses? Who would have thought that Dalong would be paralyzed from now on? "

When the hoe fell to the ground, tears spilled from the fingers and dripped on the hoe, as if the hoe was crying.

The village director's voice sobbed over the loudspeaker: "What a pity! The erhu of that key high school came back the other day. He has to bear the burden of his brother and support his paralyzed brother and his little nephew. He doesn't want his sister-in-law to be crushed by the days! This flash, erhu is a person who is almost thirty.

How old is a young man his age outside our ditch? But erhu is still single. A few years ago, there were also many door-to-door matchmakers, all of whom came for the character of Erhu. But they were all rejected by erhu. For what? As we all know, it's not because Erhu can't bear to paralyze his brother! My nephew is young, but Xing Shan is a woman after all, and Erhu is reluctant to leave this house! "

A gust of wind blew, and Koko made a sound of "brushing". Those thick hands tightly grasped Kezi beside him and gently stroked him, as if corn were the head, face and body of his relatives.

The megaphone continued to transmit the village director's voice to Kezi in Baogu: "A few days ago, Dalong told me that he wanted to leave Xing Shan and let Xing Shan marry Erhu. I asked Dalong why he thought so. Dalong said, you can't let apricots and erhu suffer with you. But I know that neither apricot nor erhu will leave this home. Dalong said to me. Apricot tree has persuaded him to agree. But erhu said he couldn't do anything.

I have repeatedly thought that this road is a good way to kill two birds with one stone. Erhu has a daughter-in-law, and this family is still the original one. I tried to persuade erhu, but erhu wouldn't listen. I asked why? He said he felt sorry for his brother. I said it was Tai Lung's idea. He said he felt sorry for his sister-in-law. I said your sister-in-law would be happy. He also said that he was afraid of jokes from villagers.

The stubborn two tigers said that there was a gossip in the village that could not lift its head! He was forced to do nothing, so I remembered what foreigners called a "referendum." Today, we also have a "referendum" to see what the rabbit of Erhu said! "Those who touched KeZi hand stopped touching, sat down on the ridge.

"What? This is a new trick, my ass! Is it different from choosing me as the village director? As you can see, there are two sea bowls on this table, one is red and the other is white. The pot next to it is filled with soybeans, and everyone is waiting in line. A person will pinch a soybean in the pot. Those who are willing to let apricots be erhu daughters-in-law will be thrown into the red bowl, and those who are unwilling will be thrown into the white bowl. Accounting to supervise the' vote' and' referendum' begins now! "

Soybean fell into the bowl and made a "clang", which was transmitted to Koko Bago through the megaphone. Koko Bago seemed to be listening, and the field was silent. But those hands are covering their bare chest hard, for fear that the pounding heart will jump out of their throats.

The village director's voice came from the loudspeaker: "The red bowl is full of soybeans, and the white bowl is empty. Ha ha! A unanimous vote saved the accountant the trouble. Now I declare the' referendum' effective and a complete success! "

Those thick palms were pressed to the ground, and just as they wanted to stand up, they were tightly wrapped around their necks by a pair of arms. The two pieces of meat stuck on his back immediately reminded him of the handsome face that he dared not look at every day.

A little provocative bedtime story 2 Luke is a bear, but he is not an ordinary bear, but a biscuit bear who can only talk with kinetic energy. He and a large group of partners came to the supermarket shelves from the food factory in sealed plastic bags.

It's stuffy in the plastic bag! Animal biscuits decided to run away, and Luke chewed the plastic bag with biscuit dog and biscuit cat. Fortunately, several partners have broken their teeth, and even a small hole in the plastic bag has not been bitten out. They have to wait patiently for the opportunity.

One day, a little boy followed his mother into the supermarket. When Luke saw it, he twisted his body desperately to make the plastic bag make a sound.

The little boy turned around as expected. His eyes lit up as soon as he saw the bag of animal biscuits. He cried and said, "Mom, I want this bag of animal biscuits!" " "

In this way, Luke and his friends came to the little boy's house. Luke quietly told his partners with gestures: "The chance to escape has finally come!"

When the little boy tore open the plastic bag, Luke jumped hard, jumped to the ground from the mouth of the bag, then jumped and rolled and ran straight to the door. The little boy chased him and shouted, "My bear has run away! My bear has escaped! "

When the little boy's friends heard this, they all came over curiously and asked, "Where did you get this bear?"

The little boy said, "It's my cookie bear that escaped!" " "

The partner smiled and said, "You are lying. You ate the cookie bear yourself! " "

"I didn't lie. I saw cookie bear running that way, I swear! "

"Cookie bear is not a real bear, how to escape?" The partner said "bang" and then broke up.

In order to prove that he didn't lie, the little boy decided to look for cookie bear. He followed the trail left by cookie bear to the end of the path, and looked ahead along the footprints left by cookie bear in the Woods. After searching and searching, I walked out of the Woods and didn't see the shadow of cookie bear.

Suddenly he caught a glimpse of a shoe in the grass not far away, with a head looming inside. Haha, isn't that cookie bear!

The little boy held his breath, quietly approached the shoes, then jumped forward and grabbed them. The biscuit bear hiding inside begged for mercy again and again: "Please leave me alone!" " I don't want to be eaten! "The little boy was not surprised at all, because he had already guessed that this must not be an ordinary biscuit bear.

"But you have to come back with me and let my friends meet you." The little boy said, "Then I will let you go."

Cookie Bear believes that the little boy is telling the truth. He followed the little boy back to his home.

In order to prove that cookie bear is not an ordinary cookie bear, and to prove that he is not lying, the little boy called his friends and asked cookie bear to perform on the table. Cookie bear turns, somersaults, handstands and makes faces. Great performance! Everyone opened their eyes in surprise when they saw it.

Later, the little boy fulfilled his promise and let the cookie bear out.

Where did cookie bear put the little boy? Nobody knows. But the little boy believes that Cookie Bear must be very happy.

A bit embarrassing bedtime story 3 There was a couple. At the beginning of their marriage, the wife made a rule for her husband: go home immediately after work, don't look around in the street, don't watch underwear shows and fashion shows. Husband suddenly became like a cat, regardless of business and personal affairs. If this goes on, the husband will lose everything and the wife will be anxious. What should I do? She had to call her best friend for advice.

My best friend said: "To change my husband, change yourself first-accompany my husband to the streets to see beautiful women!" " "According to my best friend, this is the latest research result of internationally renowned experts-men can see beautiful women and stimulate their competitiveness and self-motivation.

When the wife heard this, she got excited and hung up without waiting for her best friend to go on. Just do it, she said to her husband, "Husband, I will accompany you to Huaihai Road to see beautiful women!" " "

As expected, there are beautiful women on Huaihai Road, and her husband looks around, which is beautiful. When he sees something particularly beautiful, he will stare at it. Going home at night, my husband is cooking and washing dishes, and talking more and more. My wife's heart fell to the ground.

After a while, my wife felt something was wrong. A woman keeps calling her husband, endlessly. When she was nervous, she called her best friend again and asked what to do.

As soon as my girlfriend opened her mouth, she swept her face and complained, "Do you know? Watching beautiful women with my husband, 45 seconds is a hurdle, why 45 seconds? Because there was a beautiful woman coming, it took about 45 seconds from seeing her face to passing by. It is normal to see beautiful women during this time. Looking back, it is not normal for more than 45 seconds. "

Hearing this, the wife was stupid: "Then why didn't you say so earlier?"

My best friend sneered: "can you blame me for hanging up before I finished my last speech?" Hurry up, buy a stopwatch, and next time you two will take a stopwatch to see beautiful women! "

Last year's tree

A tree and a bird are good friends. Birds sit on branches and sing songs to trees every day. Trees listen to birds singing every day.

As the days passed, the cold winter came. Birds must leave the tree and fly far away.

The tree said to the bird:

"Goodbye, bird! Please come back next year and sing for me. "

The bird said:

"Ok, I will come back to sing for you next year. Please wait for me! "

The bird said, and then flew to the south.

Spring is coming again. The mountain snow in Yuan Ye has melted. The bird came back here to look for her good friend tree.

However, what happened? The tree disappeared, leaving only the roots there.

"Where is the tree standing here?" The bird asked the tree root.

Root answer:

"The woodcutter cut him down with an axe and pulled him into the valley."

Birds fly to the valley.

There is a big factory in the valley, and the sound of sawing wood is "sand-sand-".

The bird landed on the gate of the factory. She asked the door and said:

"Mr. Door, where is my good friend tree? Do you know? "

The door replied:

"The trees are cut into strips in the factory, made into matches and transported to the village over there for sale."

Birds fly to the village.