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What are the routines for picking up girls?
Woman: What's this?
Man: Give me your hand.
Man: Do you want it, your little baby? !
I want to buy a piece of land from you.
Woman: What land?
M: You are dead set.
M: I want to break up with you.
W: We are not together.
Man: I can't help you. Let's stay together first.
4. Do you know my last name?
Woman: What's your last name?
Man: My surname is Wang. I was not happy until I met you.
M: I'm not afraid of anyone, but I think you are terrible.
W: Why?
Because I'm afraid of my wife.
6. Will you like me?
Woman: No.
Man: no, no. I can teach you.
7. Classmate, come here
I have a relationship with you.
8. "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life!"
"What life advice?"
"Stay with me all my life."
9. You are a little strange today.
What's so strange about it?
A: That's nice.
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