What jokes have you collected that mock the rhythm? Can you share it? Unforgettable things

1. I finally look forward to May 20, 20 14. This is the only chance. I want to confess to the goddess today. Okay ... how can I repent? It is best to be subtle and innovative, and keep your wallet and face ... Got it! I had a brainwave and went to the store to buy a brand-new calendar for the goddess. I gave the calendar to the goddess and said, "Look at today's day and you will know my heart ~!" " "The goddess looked at the calendar and said thoughtfully," 2065438+May 20, 2004 ... "I was glad: haha, I must do it! Unexpectedly, the goddess threw the calendar on the ground angrily, slapped me and shouted, "Go to hell! "! Today is the anniversary of my dad's death! ""Wocao ... "2. Today, the office said the confession of 5.20. "Speak, who are you going to tell? Do I know him? ...