What is my name?

Where did I come from and where am I going?”

I wonder if she has thought about it.

Pi Dou probably forgot about it this morning. She played with me selflessly. Of course she first pulled out a lot of dumplings onto her sleeping bag, and then happily asked me to play with her on the fitness stand. After feeding at noon, she fell asleep, frowning, probably thinking about it. I mentioned this problem, which directly affected my sleep in the afternoon. When I woke up, I saw her in my grandma's arms, looking dazed and confused. It was said that she didn't sleep well in the afternoon. I think she still fainted. Because she has too many names.

Pi Dou is my first name. They gave it to me when I was in the womb. My dad wants to call me Doudou. But I found Doudou everywhere, so I didn’t know where the inspiration came from, and I became Pi Dou. In fact, my parents are really talented at naming. Of course, they are very interesting. I was not given a name for school. I didn’t want my teachers and classmates to laugh when they heard my name. I am very satisfied with this. My name was given by my grandfather. Thank you to my grandfather. I am very satisfied. Of course, I am a little girl, so I won’t mention my big name. The key is that I have enough nicknames to name them.

Brother Bao loves to give me names. Name, that day they bought me a swimming pool, so in those days I went to the supermarket, and I became Yupidou. Then one after another, I knew that my mother’s name was Pi Doudou, Xiaodou. Even if Brother Bao calls me Xiaopi, he is also calling me. After I was born, I found that this phenomenon had not changed at all. On the contrary, I was actually thinking more and more when I was in a daze. Brother Shoubao actually called me Pi Xiaodai. My mother said my face was as red as an apple, so Brother Shoubao said I was an apple peel. My grandpa bought me a book about developing the left and right brains. It said Einstein. , but when Brother Shoubao saw it, he actually said, "Are you the little Pistan?" I was helpless, because I could only protest, but he basically ignored my move. Another example was the day I went to the hospital for a hearing check. The photo my mother took of me had wires and patches on it, and when I came back I was told, "Are you an alien?"

In comparison, my mother is still very silly and kind, because She happily calls me "Baodou" when I nurse her to sleep, and is so easily satisfied. If I wake up in the middle of the night to nurse, she angrily calls me "Stinky Dou" and bites my fingers. In fact, she is even more poisonous because she is always there. My dad gave me a modified name, and she called me "Little Pi Niu" when I was in a daze. Recently, she became very aware and gave me a girl's name, "Little Pi Niu". I didn't call her, but she laughed at me for being stupid. I'm not stupid. I just felt sorry for her and asked her to take a break after washing my diapers. She didn't appreciate it because I had a stomachache that day and kept farting because I had to twist when I farted. Go ahead, she called me Xiaopi, and she laughed at me yesterday because my dad called me Xiaopizi when I woke up. When the time came to go to kindergarten, I would continue their fanciful naming method and go around naming the children. I asked the kindergarten teacher to call the parents to talk. She said she didn’t want to go and let my stinky dad go. Yes, let him go. Let the teacher talk about him, haha

After all, I don’t know how many other names I have. Hey, I guess I won’t be as naive as the two of them in the future. I am very helpless. This situation is still Wait until I can speak to reverse it.