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A Million Dollar Story (Short Story)

A noodle factory in Urumqi bought plastic bags worth 6.5438+0.8 million yuan from Japan, and the goods just arrived. It was found that the word "Wu" in Urumqi had an extra dot, which turned it into "Bird Lumuqi" and turned plastic bags worth 6.5438+0.8 million yuan into a pile of waste.

There is another story that is even more painful and makes people pay for it. When the satellite rocket launched by the United States is about to return to the ground in a certain year and the astronauts are ready to open their parachutes, no matter how they operate, the parachutes just won't open. Finally, the astronauts will stay in the universe forever and never come back. Analyzing the cause of the accident, it is that a decimal point is in the wrong position, which leads to the computer operation not receiving the correct data and making a young life disappear. What a painful price! This shows how important this is.

There is also a story that makes people laugh and cry. There was a businessman whose father and son were away on business all the year round and could not go home to visit relatives. Once this man wrote home that he was busy outside and hired a helper. As a result, he wrote "employment" as "reason". After reading the letter, the old lady burst into tears and hurried to attend the funeral with her family. When she went there, she saw that all her relatives were fine. The word difference made the whole family cry. Do you find it ridiculous?

Many similar things have happened in daily life: my classmate wrote his name yellow in an exam, but he didn't know it at that time. Later, when the teacher handed out the papers, he ran to ask the teacher. The teacher was surprised and said, "Our class doesn't have one, but there is a yellow one?" Hearing this, we burst into laughter This difference made everyone laugh.