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Be good at unhappy jokes
1. If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?
I am not a vain girl. I hate villas, sports cars, designer bags, clothes and shoes. I only like money.
People who love to laugh are not too bad luck. To tell the truth, if a person is unlucky, I don't know how he can laugh.
I passed the exam again and again, but I failed today. The coach finally shouted at me impatiently, "Are you afraid that you can't afford a car after the exam?" I have nothing to say.
5. "Husband, I want to buy clothes when the season has changed." "Are you obedient?" "Not obedient!" "If you don't listen, don't buy it!" "Then I am obedient!" "Lovely, obedient! Don't buy. "
6. Even if a beautiful person makes a mistake, others can easily forgive him. Ugly people can't be forgiven by others because of their looks.
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