Do you have any funny jokes or jokes to recommend

1. When I didn't go to work before, I saw someone driving a BMW and said contemptuously, "Good cow B, I will be better than you sooner or later"; When I saw the driver driving a BMW after work, I looked envious: "Really awesome B, when can I be so awesome B?"

2. My girlfriend is in love, but she is lovelorn. I asked her why. Girlfriend: His mother hates my greedy mouth and always steals my brother-in-law's snacks. . . How old is your brother-in-law? Best friend: three years old. . .

It's the first time to steam steamed buns at home, and I'm very happy. I took my own bun and said happily to my father, "Dad, how about trying my virgin bun!" "

4. Mom A: I'm really worried. My son who goes to college asks for money from home every time he writes. I really don't know why he needs so much money. Mom B: I'm worried. My college daughter never asks for money from home. I don't know where she will get it!

5. Q: "What is the relationship between Fukuhara Ai and China?" Someone replied: "The relationship between Gray and Yangcun!" Vivid image, no problem!

6. Today, a child came to the street and said, "Brother, lend me some money to spend." "Bunny, play!" "good! You wait for me! ! "Lift the woman's long skirt in front! "Uncle, aunt's underwear is black! ! "Young lady, let me explain. ...

Share a joke that laughs like crazy. It's long but interesting. Here comes the climax.

1. The boy said to the girl, "Dear, I love you! I am willing to shelter you from the wind and rain and prevent you from exposure. " The girl said, "It's worth a little wind blowing for you." The boy said, "no, not at all!" " "The girl was very moved, and then kicked the electric fan in front of the boy away. 2. I took my two-year-old daughter to a restaurant to eat wonton. When she was eating, her daughter cried and said, "Dad, look, bees. "I looked at it and said to my daughter," Honey, that's not a bee, that's a fly. " The daughter then counted loudly while watching: "Dad, look, there is a fly over there, and there are two, three and four." " .。 Wow, dad, many flies. . 。" I saw the proprietress blushing at the counter. The teacher is helping a student to fill in the registration form. She asked: What does your father do? Pupils proudly said: My father is the governor! The teacher was surprised and asked, which province is the governor from? The pupil replied: When I was in kindergarten, my father never bought me toys, so I tried to save as much as possible. My aunts said that my father was the most economical parent, and later he was called the governor.

I hope these jokes can bring you happiness!

1. Seeing my aunt putting on makeup, my little niece ran over and said, Aunt, I want to put on makeup, too.

Aunt: "Little girl, what makeup do you wear"?

Niece: There is a boy in our class. male ...

Aunt: I can't tell. I'm only in grade one, and I have a boyfriend? Do you want to dress up to make him like you more?

Niece: No, he hates it. I want to make up like you and scare him to death!

Lao Tie: What is our relationship?

Me: Very iron!

Lao Tie: Let me ask you something? Since we are very close, how much will you lend me if I borrow money from you?

Me: 80 yuan.

Lao Tie: Shit, it's all iron. You just borrowed 80 bucks?

Me: Yes, scrap iron is 50 cents a catty, and you are 160 catty, so ...

Once upon a time, there was a fool who liked to say no. What others asked him, he said no!

Mom: Son, do you have any living expenses this month?

Son:. . . . .

I remember my dad told me to keep the money, and I will scold you if it falls off! I'm unknown so.

One day on my way home, I found 100 yuan. I said happily, which SX dropped this?

Walking the dog in the morning, I met a sister paper holding the dog on the way. The two dogs looked at each other and began to get close.

Sister paper gave me a look and said to me, watch your son.

I looked down at my dog and said, your mother-in-law doesn't like you!

Look at Weibo in Kenny Lin, and you will find it funnier than a joke!

1, A: Do you have a brief history?

You must be sick! Don't pick up shit when you have time.

2, the fish died, and my roommate was very sad. I don't like burial, but it must be cremated, and then the more roasted, the more fragrant it will be. Finally, my roommate bought a bottle of beer.

Walking on the road after school, I saw an old man carrying a big bag of things, which looked very hard. I wanted to go up and help him, but I accidentally said, "Let me help you with the old things."

4. At the dinner party, a sister was drunk and pointed to the flowerpot outside the hotel and shouted: Help me quickly, I'm going to the soil to prepare for flowering.

5. In the past, our dormitory used to boil too hot water. One day, my roommate just plugged in the electricity and heard a bang, tripping, and the dormitory was completely dark. At this time, a voice made me tremble more than my roommate: Am I blown blind?