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Miscellaneous remarks about dwarfs

Ai Zi said, "Yao has ruled the world for a long time, but he is diligent in doing things, so he calls for Zen. From the beginning, I could see that I was living in a three-foot soil step, without cutting or picking. Although living in a reverse journey, it can't be too ugly. If you are ordered to eat, you will be punished by eating dirt, sipping dirt, eating coarse grains and simmering fruit. Although you were raised by your colleagues, you can't keep your promise. After eating, Gu said,' My world is rich and I am tired of it. Now I give it to you, and you can enjoy my service. Xu Yougu said with a smile:' I don't really love this wealth. "

Note (1) Punishment: Tableware. Chenopodium: refers to poor food. (3) Peer supervision: people who serve others and have lower status.

fifteen

Qin defeated Zhao in Changping and trapped 400,000 soldiers, so the soldiers surrounded Handan. The princes laid siege to the city and dared not advance, so Handan fell. Ping Yuanjun didn't know what to do, so he sat at home worrying. He watched the officials of the court and asked, "What's the unfinished business of the Prime Minister?" When the official was wrong, Xin was sitting. He replied, "Only a group of thieves outside the city didn't hear."

Note ① Wall layout: as a wall view. Wall, the defensive building around the ancient military camp. ② New Yan Yuan: Ren Wei in the Warring States Period. Xinyuan is a compound surname and Yan is a first name.

sixteen

When GongSunLong met King Wen of Zhao, he dazzled him with praise. Because Wang Chen has the saying of "Dapeng nine Wan Li" and "fishing for the rock". King Wen said, "Although I have never seen a stone, I should repay it with something from my land in Zhao. My hometown Yang has two children, one named Dongli and the other named Dongli, playing on the Bohai Sea. In a short time, people named Peng rushed into the water and jumped into the sea in the east to catch them, and they were caught at once. The Bohai Sea is as deep as the shin of a hedge. Why did you store it? So I took Zuo Bo's towel and wrapped it in a bag. Zuo Bo was very angry and fought with him for a long time. Dongli's mother is dragging Dongli back. Zuo Boju threw it in Taihang Mountain and strayed into Dongli's mother. Mother picked it out with her claws and bounced it to the northwest, so the Taihang was interrupted; And the stone is now Hengshan. Did you see it? " GongSunLong everywhere frustrated, wandering back. Disciple said, "Well, it is right for a gentleman to boast too much and feel sleepy."

seventeen

Qiu Shi summer camp, sexual ignorance. Everything is difficult and unreasonable. One day, Ai Zi asked, "What is the reason for the extra bells and priests under the car?" Ai Zi said, "There are countless chariots and kilns. Walking at night, suddenly meeting on a narrow road is hard to avoid. In order to let the other party hear by singing, so that you can avoid your ears in advance. " Ying Qiushi said, "Above the stupa, there are bells and priests. Does it mean that pagodas are also nocturnal to ward off evil spirits? " Ai Zi said, "You're being unreasonable, but you're still like this. Birds, birds and magpies all hold their nests high, and the dung heap is messy. So there are bells in the tower, and birds and magpies are also alarmed. Are they better than combat vehicles and camels? " Qiu Shi said, "The eagle harrier also has a small bell at its tail. Is there a bird's nest at the tail of the eagle harrier? " Ai Zi smiled and said, "Strange, you can't get through! When the falcon hits something or enters the forest, it stumbles on the thread head ②, and occasionally gets caught by the wood ③, it can find and look for the bell by flapping its wings. Is it called bird prevention and magpie nest prevention? " Yingqiu said, "I once saw Wan Lang sing while grabbing the priests, but I didn't care. Now I know that I am afraid of being caught by twigs, so it is easy to find. If you don't know how to hold A Lang's feet, will you use your skin? With threads? " Ai Zi replied: "Wan Lang is the guide of the dead. He was good at questioning the dead before his death, so he played drums to entertain the dead."

Note 1: The ancient word "camel". ② Taenia solium: Taenia solium, ribbon. ③ Ten thousand: pull, pull and tie. (4) Wan Lang: the person who led the coffin to sing an elegy at the funeral.

eighteen

Chair Zhao Ma took the title of monarch and called his son a general, in order to refuse Qin. But Wu took one, and the army of World War I broke up, plundered Zhao Kuo, and pitied 400,000 people, and Handan suffered repeated defeats. Ai Zi heard this and said, "People used to hunt but didn't know storks, so they bought a stork and left. The original rabbit rose up and threw it at him. If you can't fly, throw it on the ground; I threw it and threw it on the ground until three or four, and suddenly I faltered. People said,' I'm a duck, too. It's my duty to kill it and eat it. "Why bother me to throw it," the man said, "I call you a stork, and you can hunt rabbit ears, but you are a duck? He raised his hand and smiled and said,' Look at my feet. Can I win him a rabbit? "

nineteen

When Fan Sui met Zhao Haoqi of Qin, he was afraid of disaster, so Zhao Haoqi went to the Queen Mother, drove him away, and abolished Hua Yangjun of Gaoling. As a result, the gentry and ministers of Qin were afraid of it, but they favored it and dared not harm it. On one occasion, Ji Wang and Zheng Anping rebelled, but they did nothing. Qin did not replace them, but he was spared his crime because he ordered: "Whoever dares to say that Zheng Anping's traitor will die." However, I have always been afraid of taking pictures and dare not be peaceful. Ai Zi said to people, "There is a saying in the Buddhist scriptures:' If you are driven away by the wicked, you will fall to Mount Kumgang and miss his Guanyin power, as if the sun were empty.' Air must be a place to live for a long time, and this jump will end, but it will take a long time. "Have no opinion of smell, commend Cai Ze from generation to generation.

20

One day, Ai Zi watched people recite Buddhist scriptures and said, "Curse all kinds of poisons. If you want to harm yourself, remember his power of Guanyin and take it for yourself." Ai Zi sighed, "Buddha is merciful. Is it possible to save one person's life and harm another's? Are you going there and here, too? What's the difference with those who don't love their husbands? " Because he said, "How can you correct it for your Buddha?" ? He said,' Those who curse poison in their mouths and want to harm their health, read the power of Guanyin, and both schools are good.' "

Eryi

Someone gave Qi Xuanwang a wooden shoe, but there was no trace of carving. Wang Dao: "Aren't these shoes born?" Ai Zi said, "The last tree is its core."

two two

Qi Xuanwang asked Ai Zi, "I heard that there was a saying in ancient times. What is it? " Ai Zi said to him, "At the time of Yao, a god beast said," I am in the middle of the imperial court, and I can distinguish between evil and different ministers, and I will eat them when I touch them. "Ai Zi said to himself," If this beast existed today, I wouldn't expect to beg for food. "

Ersan

Ai Zi drifted across the ocean and spent the night on the island. I heard someone crying underwater in the middle of the night. If I heard it, I would have listened. He said: "Yesterday, the Dragon King gave an order:' Those with tails should be beheaded.' I am also afraid of punishment, crying; Your toad has no tail. Why are you crying? "I'm lucky to have no tail today, but I'm afraid I'll pay more attention to the current affairs of tadpoles. "

Si Er

Ai Zi sent people to Yan, and the prince said, "My small country was invaded by Qiang Qin, and we have nothing to ask for. Our country will fight for the army, but it is too weak to resist the enemy. What can we do? " Mr. Wang seeks it. "Ai Zi said," There are also points. " The king said, "Is it true? Ai Zi said, "Once upon a time, there was a dragon king. Every time there are frogs, Yu Haibin. After asking, the frog asked the dragon king, "Where is the king's residence?" Wang Yue said,' The topic of Zhu Gong's vacancy and Yi Fei's grace' (1). Long Fu asked, "Where do you live?" The frog said,' Moss and green grass, clear spring and white stone.' He asked again, "How is Wang's mood?" ? The dragon said:' If I am happy, I will be blessed with ointment to make the grain abundant; Anger comes first with violence, then with earthquakes, and then with lightning, so that nothing grows in a thousand miles. "The dragon said to the frog,' What is your emotion? Yue:' If I am happy, the breeze and the bright moon will be passed on by one person; Anger begins with eye fatigue, followed by bloating, and then ends with bloating. ""So, the prince is ashamed.

Note ① Yi: Golden pheasant. Xuan: Meiyu. Title: Ye Er (Shuo Wen).

Erwu

The King of Qi is a woman. Whoever chooses a husband must choose a beautiful boy with a white face. Although there is nothing in it, you must take the one with a slightly better appearance. According to the laws of the State of Qi, people who are husbands are forbidden to return to the imperial court, and they are only invited to serve the imperial court, enjoy clothes and delicacies, and associate with actors, but it is effective to serve their wives. One day, the husbands retired from the DPRK and walked with each other, triumphant. Ai Zi said to people, "The safety of Qi is more important than others. Isn't it fair here? "

Note 1 Please go to court: ancient official name.

Erliu

Qi has a rich family, and his second son is very stupid. His father never taught it. One day, Aiko said to his father, "Your son is beautiful, but he knows nothing about the world.". Can you beat your family one day? " The father was angry and said, "My son is sensitive and resourceful. Is it impossible to know nothing about world affairs? " Ai Zi said, "You don't have to judge him, just ask your son where the rice he ate came from. If I knew, I should be guilty of rumors. " The father then called his son and asked him. His son smiled and said, "I don't know that." Every time it is packed in a cloth bag. " His father suddenly changed his face and said, "My son is very stupid! Isn't Pimi Tanaka's? " Ai Zi said, "If it weren't for his father, he wouldn't have a son."

Erqi

Zou said it was the King of Qi, and the King of Qi also said so, so he was appointed as the prime minister. I haven't had a good reputation after living for a few months. When Ai Zi saw Chunyu Kun, he asked, "Why doesn't Zou Zi have a reputation for a long time?" Kun said, "I heard that Qi has a ghost with one hand. Anyone who is a relative will be slapped, and he will forget loyalty and straightness all his life, but he is silent. Is it embarrassing? " Ai Zi said, "You make too many mistakes. He only chose the bloody one to fan it. "

sixteen

Ai Zi dreamed of a husband one night, dressed in gorgeous clothes, and said to Ai Zi, "I am the Dragon King of the East China Sea. Every dragon's children are married to Jianghai, but dragons are more violent and similar, and they are not inferior." I have a little girl. I love her very much. Her nature is particularly violent. If my daughter is more like a dragon, there will be no peace and harmony. She has to be patient and easy to control, and she can't get it, so she has wisdom, so I ask for it, and I ask for it for me. "Ai Zi said," Although the king is a dragon, he is also an aquarium. If he wants a husband, he also needs an aquarium. "The king said," of course. "Ai Zi said," You take the fish, he craves the bait, and the fisherman gets it, without hands or feet; "If you take the giant salamander, it looks ugly; Only shrimp can be used. " The king said, "Nothing is too humble?" Ai Zi said, "Shrimp has three virtues: no belly, no blood and unclean hair, so it is a husband." Qi Weiwang said, "You speak very well!" ! "

Erjiu

Ai Zi painted water and saw a temple, which was short and well decorated. There is a small ditch in front, where people walk, water can't be rolled in. Take care of the temple, but take the statue of the king across the ditch and walk away. When another man arrived, he saw it and sighed again and again: "The gods are so ridiculous!" " He lifted himself up, dressed himself, carried him to his seat, and bowed away. After a while, Ai Wenzi heard the kid in the temple say, "Your majesty thinks he is a god living here, and it is a shame for the ignorant to enjoy the sacrifice of Qi in the temple. Why not punish him with disaster? " The king said, "However, disasters should happen to those who come later." The imp added: "It's a shame that the predecessors were kings, but it didn't harm people;" Later generations, respect the king, resist disasters, why? " Wang said, "The predecessors no longer believed it, but worried about it!" Ai Zi said, "Ghosts are really afraid of the wicked!"

thirty

Ai Zi is a recluse from birds, hounds from livestock, and is good at shooting rabbits. Every time Ai Zi comes out, she takes the dog with her. Anyone who catches a rabbit will eat it So whenever he gets a rabbit, the dog will spread his tail to see Ai Zi and wait for him to feed him proudly. One day I went hunting. There were some rabbits, but the dog was hungry. Looking at the grass, two rabbits jumped out and the eagle flew over to hit it. The rabbit turned over cunningly. The dog had arrived, but killed its eagle by mistake. The rabbit had already left. Ai Zi quickly held the dead eagle in his hand and sighed. When he hated it, the dog was as complacent as before, and Gu Ai Zi was waiting to eat. Ai Zi cares about dogs and scolds him: "This god dog still hesitates to call me a dog."

the Trinity

Ai Zi, who was traveling, saw a lump of white hair and ragged clothes, crying bitterly. Ai Zi said, "Why are you crying?" Yu said, "I am crying for my husband." Ai Zi said, "Since I was old, I began to cry for my husband. Who knows my husband? " Yue: "Peng Zu also." Ai Zi said, "Peng Zushou died at the age of 800, which is not short. There is no need to complain." Yu said, "My husband lived for 800 years, and he had no hatred. However, I have 900 years of life and don't die. I don't hate it? "

Mentally sound

Aizi's neighbors are all my neighbors. I heard a man say to each other, "Qi Zhigong and I are both endowed with three talents and wisdom, but I am not?" One said, "I ate meat that day, so I was very smart;" I eat coarse grains on weekdays, so I have no wisdom. " His questioner said, "I have thousands of dollars, so I'll try it with you." "A few days later, I heard the two of them say to each other," Since I ate meat, I have a clear mind and a wise sense of touch, which is not only wise, but also pitiful. "One said," I observe people's feet. I used to walk out easily. "If you come out late again, won't you be practiced by your successors?" One of them said, "I've seen people's noses, too. It's good to go down. If you go up, don't you pay attention to the rain? " Both are commensurate with their wisdom. Ai Zi sighed, "A man who eats meat is so clever."

three three

Ai Zi is sick, feverish and a little dizzy. In his dream, he wandered to Yin Fu. When he saw the king of Yamaraja ascend to the temple to handle affairs, several ghosts carried a man. An official said in front of him, "This man is alive, and he is afraid of taking property. Although he didn't do anything wrong, he used a clever trick to lure him into a trap. Then he picked up the right method and cooked 5 billion Jin of firewood in the iron pot soup. " Wang Kezhi, ordered to be sent to prison. A cow head took it. He privately called the cow's head and said, "Who are you?" Yue: "My iron pot soup ① The supervisor is also in charge of all prison affairs." The man also said, "since you are the supervisor, you are the first to be the supervisor. Leopard skin is not good!" " The ghost said, "There is no such skin in the dark, but only when Yang people burn it can they get it, and my name is not obvious to the world, so there is no one to burn it." The man also said, "A foreigner, a hunter, often has this kind of skin. If you pity the prison and reduce firewood, burn ten skins for the prison owner. " The ghost was very happy and said, "I will give you hundreds of millions of words to cheat his apprentice, so you can return it quickly and avoid boiling pain." So he put the fork in the pot and cooked it. Tauren come to ask questions from time to time. When the child saw this scene, he wanted to shelter him, but he was afraid to make a fire, so he reported firewood. As soon as the pot is out, the strap will do. The bull's head said, "Don't forget the skin." The man turned back and said, "There is a poem for the cloud:' The tauren prison mainly knows that the power lies with the prince, not you; It is shameful to cut official firewood, but it is even more shameful to bend the law. ""The tauren was furious, so they plunged into the wok soup and cooked it for profit. Aizi said to his disciples, "believing in anything is the door to disaster."

Note 1 iron pot soup: one of the "eighteen levels of hell" mentioned in Buddhist scriptures, used to cook sinners. 2: Pants with crotch.

Three or four.

Ai Zi loves poetry. One day, I was traveling between Qi and Wei, living in a reverse journey, and at night I heard my neighbor say, "A song." After a while, he said, "Another song." Bi Xiao's six or seven poems. Ai Zi means a poet, singing in the clear night, loving his sensitivity and waiting for him in the morning. After a while, a person is a businessman and gets sick when he is in danger. Ai Zi is deeply impressed. Can anyone write poetry? You can't imagine. Then he asked, "I heard that there are many articles in the next chapter. Do you dare to have a look?" The man said, "What is a negative vendor?" Repeatedly refused. Ai Zi said, "Last night, I heard that you sang a song in your room, and then you sang another song. Isn't it poetry? " The man replied, "Your mistake. Every abdomen exploded yesterday, and it was too dark to find paper at night. Because of the pollution of his hands, the disease kept on, and he almost polluted his hands. His words are not poetry. " Ai Zi is ashamed. Because of the play, the master said, "Sir, those who seek elegance as a university are also."

Note 1 Negative seller: merchant.

Sanwu

Ai Zi came out one morning and saw dozens of people in front of Qi Zhixiang's house, all of whom were very poor. They stood together and asked, "Who are you?" The man said, "I am a poor man. I am a self-employed, with little business and no shortage at the end of my life. I want to complain to the Prime Minister about this. " Ai Zi said, "Xiangfu is not a place to argue, but also a teacher." The man said, "It's the Prime Minister, not the judge." Ai Zi said, "But what?" The man said, "My occupation is printing rain dragons, pointing to the sun. Today, the Prime Minister has been in power for several years, leading to drought in spring and summer and selling Yulong as a servant. " It's only autumn and winter, and it's raining, so it's beautiful. Earned enough food and clothing, took the debt seal in the first half of the year and didn't sell it in time. However, last winter, it snowed heavily, and spring was gloomy, or it rained muddy, ordering people to seek sunshine. I have several families, but I have always been the first to print the rain dragon. The only one who left in autumn refers to the Japanese barbarians, so I am only interested in their own interests. Is it unfair? "Ai Zi said," You printed a dragon, but you sold it in autumn. This is the prime minister's fear of human nature. (2) the means are averaged every year and have to be reversed. "

Note 1 refers to Germanic: a portrait of an ancient god who prayed for sunshine. ② Principle: Harmonious governance.

Sanliu

Because the Qin dynasty merged and destroyed the six countries and enjoyed the whole world, it was shelved. Ai Zi, at the right time, had an old relationship with the Qin Dynasty. He likes fun and wants a good county magistrate. When Qin met his beloved son, he was attached to the old love, and his diet lasted for a long time, which was precious. A few days, with white feelings. Xiang Xinran said, "You can do fine things and get what you want." A few days later, Nye said, "I want an inch." Ai Zi said, "I see the Prime Minister looking forward to it, but I am enjoying it every day. I must say I have a lot of plans. It turns out that I only have a good life. "

pseudo-ginseng

The scholars of Qi are still the same, wrapped in black hats, with long tops and short eaves, and go straight. Because their yarns stick together, they have a strange hat and four joints. Its home is a pawnshop, and each one sells only 800 articles. It has low cost, and people crowded the door every day, so it takes a long time. One day, while sitting in his boss, Ai Zifang saw a scholar and his boss: "I asked for a hat the other day, but I missed five or seven days. I must have sold 900 yuan to others. It is better to lie to me than the price. " It has been a long time. Ai Ziyin said, "Scholar, but don't make any noise. Just give him 800 pence and you need 900 hats. "

Sanba

There are two old ministers in the state of Qi, both of whom are tired of Confucianism. When they are old, the state relies heavily on them. When it comes to burial, every major event in the country is prescient. One day, the King of Qi ordered to move the capital. There is a treasure clock, which weighs 5000 Jin and needs 500 people to carry it. When there is no one, there is no plan. This is Bai Yaxiang. After a long silence, Xu said, "Hey, why can't Yaxiang do this?" So the secretary said, "One catty is heavy, and 500 people can carry it. All of a sudden, people cut it into 500 pieces and carry it for 500 days. " There is a company that gladly accepts life. Ai Zi saw it, but said, "The strange paintings of Tsuzawa are not as real as people. Just moved there, why not spend money? "

Note 1: casting.

The third nine-day solstice after beginning of winter-the coldest day in winter.

In Qi Xuanwang, people are born after death, and they can talk between the dead. Nai Yun said, "When I was in the underworld, I saw Yan Luowang cursing a noble man and saying,' How did you offend so much?' Because he asked,' Who is it?' Lu Zhengqing's surname is also.' His nobles repeatedly refused to accept it, saying, "Not guilty." The prince said,' You only send ten thousand people a year to cope with the invasion of the territory. They all say: outnumbered, in vain. If you live in vain, you live in vain. If you refuse to obey, you will gather your troops and you will all die. When you were hungry, you hid your wisdom and didn't talk, so you didn't worry, so tens of thousands of people died. It's also your fault. You are a person, and your job is to understand Yin and Yang. You are politically surly, which leads to floods and droughts, and people over the age of ancient times are hurt. "Its nobles kowtow to serve. The king said,' You can pay for Abbey prison.' Many tauren have held it for generations. "Ziyi heard it and sighed. The master asked, "Do you have any old enmity with Ji? Why sigh? " Ai Zi said, "I'm sorry, but I'm sorry." The host said, "What is it?" He said, "Since then, have you been protected from evil in prison? "

XiaoMao graduated from March 3, 2003 to April 2, 2003 at 04: 42.

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There is no serial number between the articles in China's Jokes of Past Dynasties (hereinafter referred to as the Collection), which is easy to read, quote and supplement. Among them, the book Selected Ancient Fables of China is also included. The proofreading and writing are good, so the writing is often easy to understand. In addition, Selected Ancient Fables of China is similar to Collection Cost, and both of them are replaced by "……" in proofreading. There are a lot of notes in China's Joke Integration Zi Yi Za Shuo, but they are basically nonsense, so I usually delete them and only keep the above.

(1) The text and punctuation of this article are taken from Selected Ancient Fables of China. The original text of Jifei is as follows: Ai Zi is in charge of the king. One day, he was worried about the king, so he asked him about the strange king ... The child was ill and wanted to tell him, but those who missed the king had nothing to do with the picture. Although he was in North Korea, he was really concerned. ..... I have good medicine, and the children believe it, and the more so. ..... Drink his son, take it and die. ..... "Comparing these two texts, we can see that the text of Selected Ancient Fables of China is more fluent and the punctuation is more reasonable.

(2) "Not only do you see something round and full of feet ... the shape and appearance are the same as before, but it is very small ... a crab is not as good as a crab!" In these sentences, the original punctuation of "collecting costs" is: "I see a round thing with many feet ... the shape and appearance are very small ... no crab is as good as a crab." Punctuation marks change according to the meaning of the text (the same below). Please correct me if there are any mistakes.

(3) The word "borrow" in the sentence "borrow Feng Ben" looks like "borrow", but it can't be typed in the computer, so we have to use "borrow" instead.

(four) after the "unfinished spring", the "collection fee" is a comma.

(5) After "binge drinking", "collection fee" is a comma.

(6) In the Collection of Costs, the punctuation of this article is: "Ai Zixing, go out of Handan Road, see the second phase, make way ... I am sixty-nine, but next year, I will be as old as you."

(7) In the Collection Cost, the punctuation of this article is: Ai Zi cried and drilled a fire pit overnight, but the good times did not last long. Ai Zi called him, and the master said, "It's dark at night, so don't ask for drilling tools." Mr. Wei said, "Take the candle and ask for it." On the other hand, the word "one" in the sentence "clamoring for someone" may be exaggerated, and there may be a word between "asking for drilling tools is not allowed" and "saying that teacher Yue".

(8) In the "collection fee", the punctuation mark in this article is: "Anyone who has no money to carry alone will get 100 yuan."

(10) In the "collection cost", the article and punctuation are as follows: "... from the East China Sea, that is, after crossing the Taihang Mountains and meeting Xuanyuan again ... Chu must never steal my south. Han and Wei can't be by my side ... Today, people can build cities ... once and for all; ..... looking up to heaven to sing, I blame ... ". Punctuation marks are changed according to the meaning of the article. It's unreasonable to say "the eyes pass through the Taihang". Just change it to "today, Taihang". Today, in a few days, if there is this word in the sentence, it can play a connecting role. I don't know if this is the case until I see the original text.

(1 1) In Jiben, the punctuation of this article is: "Aizi makes Qin king, and he is also king ... rich and strong. Every time he faces North Korea, he puts his hands on his knees and looks at the lion in the town house."

(12) in the "collection cost", the punctuation mark of this article is: "... and those who are kind, behead Zhao Bing without bloodshed."

(14) in the "collection cost", the punctuation mark of this article is: "... although the residence of the opposite trip exceeds its meanness ... although the support of the inmates exceeds its promise."

(15) The text, punctuation and notes of this article are all taken from Selected Ancient Fables of China. In the "collection cost", the article, punctuation and some notes are as follows: "... so we surrounded Handan with soldiers. Governors to help, column wall and dare not before (1). Handan is dead, ... Xin Yuanyan is sitting, ... A big fire outside the city was stolen. Note ① Pit: Buried alive. ② Wall: the wall of the military camp, extending to the military camp. 3 fire: ancient military system, ten people and one fire. "

(16) The punctuation in this article is basically taken from Selected Ancient Fables of China, except for the following sentence: "... Zuo Bo was very angry and got into a fight with him. It has been a long time. ..... in the northwest. So Taihang was interrupted; There are stones to play with ... "

In The Cost of Collection, the punctuation of this article is: "When Gong Sunlong meets King Wen of Zhao, he will boast of his brilliance, because Wang once said that he had nine Wan Li and was a proud fisherman. ..... I have never seen it; ..... Dongli jumped into the sea to catch it, and when he caught it, the Bohai Sea was as deep as Dongli's calf. I don't care about saving, so I took the towel and went to the bag. Zuo Bo was very angry and fought with him for a long time. Dongli's mother is dragging Dongli back. Zuo Boju threw it on Taihang Mountain ... and bounced it to the northwest. So, the Taihang was interrupted, and it hit the stone ... "

(XVII) The text and punctuation of this article are basically taken from the book Selected Ancient Fables of China, except the following sentence: "I met in a narrow road at night, ... now I know that I am afraid of being caught by a twig and it is easy to find it."

In the Collection Cost, the punctuation of this article is: "Campers and mountain people are sexually ignorant. They always have a lot of things that are easy to fold but unreasonable. One day, ... cars and camels are very important. Many days they travel at night and suddenly meet on a narrow path, which is difficult to avoid. You mean the tower also moves at night to avoid evil? ..... and even so! ..... The eagle must attack ... "

Comparing the two texts, we can see that there are both typos and inaccurate punctuation in the final version. In addition, among the four notes at the end of the article, ① is taken from Selected Ancient Fables of China, ② is added by myself, and ③ is taken from Collected Books.

(XVIII) In "collection cost", articles and punctuation marks are respectively: "... collection cost".

(XIX) In the Collection of Fees, the punctuation of this article is: "Seeing Zhao Haoqi, the king of Qin, I am afraid of disaster. Sui lived in seclusion with Empress Dowager Cixi ... So the nobles and officials of Qin looked askance and feared; But with its pet, and dare not harm ... "

(22) In the "collection cost", the punctuation mark of this article is: "... those who distinguish the evils of ministers will eat them."

(23) The text and punctuation in this article are taken from Selected Ancient Fables of China. In the Collection Cost, the article and punctuation are: "Ai Zi floats in the sea, stays in the island for the night, and listens to people crying underwater at night ... If the aquarium has an end, it will be beheaded ... If the shrimp has no tail ..."

(24) In the "collection cost", the punctuation of this article is: "... and the strength is not enough to repel the enemy ... I am very happy, and then I will be embarrassed ... There will be a storm before my anger ... My joy is a breeze and a bright moon, and the other is admiration; Anger is the first thing to do ... so the prince is ashamed. " In addition, the notes after the text, except the "Yi" clause, are all added by me conveniently.

(25) The note "Please serve the court" at the end of the article is too simple. Please look it up in the dictionary for details. I'm too lazy to fight.

(26) Punctuation marks are taken from Selected Ancient Fables of China. In the Collection of Fees, the punctuation is: "Qi has enriched the people and the family is tired. His second son is stupid, but his father doesn't teach him. One day ... my son was sensitive and resourceful ... but when asked where your son got the rice, if he knew, ... my father called his son and asked him. His son Xi ran smile yue ... "

(27) The sentence "Ai Zi asked when he saw Chun Yu Kun" in "Collected Books" has no punctuation.

(29) This punctuation is basically taken from the book Selected Ancient Fables of China, except for the following sentence: "... but you don't need to take the statue of the king through the ditch ... What is the respect for the king in the future?"

In Ji Ben, the punctuation is: "Ai Zi walks in the water and sees a temple ... someone walks in the water, don't touch ... idols are ridiculous. ..... The seniors didn't believe it. Are you in trouble? ..... it's really a ghost afraid of the wicked. "

(30) "This god dog consciously said that I was inside": I don't know why.

(3 1) In the Collection of Books, the punctuation is: "Ai Ziyou saw a gray hair and thick clothes ... My husband lived for 800 years without hatred, ..."

(32) In the "collection cost", the punctuation mark is: "... It was very convenient to go out before, but there will be no successors to practice after coming out. ..... It's good to go down. If you go up, ... carnivores are wise. "

(3) The sentence "man answers" seems to be "man answers".

(35) In the "collection cost", the punctuation mark is: "... when I saw the front door of Qi Zhixiang's mansion, there were dozens of people, all of whom were very poor ... The servants sold dragons for rain, and it was rainy in autumn and winter, that is, they sold Japanese people, and I made a profit and had plenty of food and clothing. However, it snowed heavily last winter ... This is the prime minister's awe of human nature, which is not bad every year. " There are one or two difficulties in the article, and I don't know if there are any improper words.

In the sentence "Small things can be done and you will get what you want", the punctuation of "charging fees" is: "Small things can get what you want." I don't know what "one inch original" and "knowing white" are.

I don't understand this.

(38) The text, punctuation and notes of this article are all taken from Selected Ancient Fables of China. In the "collection fee", the article and punctuation marks are: "... there is a treasure clock, ... it is a white Asian picture, and it has been silent for a long time ... Today's thoughts have been carved into 500 paragraphs, and ... people are not solid enough; Just get there, but it doesn't cost money. "