Wear a condom joke

What you don't know about condoms! When you wear condoms in the right way, the chances of accidents are very low. Unfortunately, this ideal situation usually only occurs in laboratory conditions. In the real world, people misuse condoms, which will lead to condom failure. When it comes to the proper use of condoms, what you don't know will hurt you.

First of all, I want to talk to you about some misunderstandings about condoms. How many such fallacies and heresies are there? It can prevent you from sticking to condoms. You know, the first step in using condoms properly is to put them on before sex.

Myth 1: Men will not have pleasure if they wear condoms.

This is the most common excuse for men not to wear condoms. But it's too late to regret the accident. A study published in June, 2065438+March put an end to this rumor: condoms have not reduced the satisfaction of men and their partners in love. That's it. That's the truth. Some condoms can even add fun. Then, put it on!

Myth 2: Is it erased when you wear a condom? Fun?

If you can't wait to have sex, condoms seem to be a burden, and playing with plastic products is not romantic at all. But what is a real sex killer? You'll know when you have an STD or want to be a father. Besides, it's up to you whether condoms are sex killers or not. Teasing clothes can be part of foreplay, hehe!

Myth 3: latex allergy makes condoms useless

First of all, latex allergy is rare, but allergy to spermicide that lubricates condoms is more common. If your partner is allergic to condoms, try one without spermicide. You also use some water-soluble lubricants. If latex allergy really occurs, you can use latex-free condoms, such as polyurethane (PU) or sheepskin. Lifestyle also produced a new polyisoprene condom, which received rave reviews. )

Myth 4: You can't wear it without a condom.

Well, strictly speaking, this is true, but it is still a fallacy, unless you live in a remote mountain village in Yemen. If not, this excuse is untenable. Condoms are too easy to find. You can buy it in supermarkets, convenience stores, pharmacies, clinics and even vending machines in many public toilets. If you are lucky, take two.

Myth 5: It's a good idea to carry a condom with you.

There is some truth in this, but it still depends on the way you dress. Although something is better than nothing, these protective umbrellas (condoms) of love should be carefully preserved to avoid invalidation. For example, condoms will weaken in warm and humid places and become more fragile over time. If this continues, it may break or even tear. If possible, condoms should be kept in a cool and dry place.

Myth 6: Men don't need to wear condoms before reaching orgasm.

Oh, no. Men must wear condoms before sex, not before orgasm. Before orgasm, the penis will ooze transparent liquid containing a small amount of sperm. Although it is difficult for women to get pregnant with this semen, the possibility still exists, and the risk of sexually transmitted diseases also exists.

Myth 7: Two condoms are better than one.

Logically speaking, wearing two condoms is more protective than wearing one, but nothing is more ridiculous. Others think that this method can reduce a man's sensitivity, thus making him more durable. Actually, two condoms are better than one. Both sets are fragile because of the friction between rubber, which makes them more prone to failure. A condom is enough. If male compatriots are more sensitive, they can find relevant products that can help.

Myth # 8: You don't need to change condoms for the second serve.

Reusing condoms, okay, disgusting! Regardless of whether the previous men have orgasms or not, this behavior is also risky. By the second time, condoms are more fragile and easier to break.

How to wear condoms correctly Since we have uncovered some excuses for not wearing condoms, it is very important to use condoms correctly and aesthetically every time. Before getting serious, practice yourself, your partner, a dildo, or buy a banana or cucumber or eggplant from the nearby supermarket, huh? ...

Step 1: Check the outer package of condom with eyes. If it is cracked, broken or out of date, throw it away.

Step 2: Open the package. Tear with your finger along the dotted line at the top. Do not use any sharp objects to open the condom package, including teeth.

Step 3: Put the condom on the erect penis and curl it outward. It looks like Admiral Winch's hat.

Step 4: Remove the gas from the top of the casing. You can pinch it gently with your fingers. This will make room for semen and keep the condom away from the possibility of rupture.

Step 5: carefully roll the condom along the outline of JJ. If you use your mouth, be careful with your teeth. If you break it while putting it on, don't take any chances, throw it away and replace it with a new one.

Step 6: We added an extra step, but taking off the condom is as important as putting it on. It should be removed immediately after sex. In order to ensure that the condom will not leak or fall off during the separation process, you have to grab it from the root of the penis and pull it out. Then you should take it down, tie it up and throw it away.