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Tell me a joke. Haha I'm so bored
I have been chasing a girl for many years, but I have never agreed... I am the background brother... That day she suddenly sent me an English message on QQ: If you do not leave me. -I will by your side until the life end. I didn’t understand it, so I asked my friend who had passed CET-6 to help translate. He told me: If you don’t leave me, I will die with you. So I was immediately heartbroken and never contacted the girl again. Later, when I passed CET-6... I realized that it was "If you never leave me, I will depend on you for life and death"! I want to strangle that guy who spent 100 yuan to get a CET-6 English certificate
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