Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - Tian Yang Zhuang joke
Tian Yang Zhuang joke
2002 World Cup in Japan and South Korea, Li Tie, China, Zidane, and Beckham, England, gathered in South Korea. They are not only opponents on the field, but also drinkers off the field. The three of them went to the small bar next door to drink, and when they got drunk, they began to brag. Even what Beckham said can't catch up with our whisky! He caught a mouse, drank three sips of whisky, and the mouse lay down ... Zidane took a look at Beckham, caught a mouse, took a bottle of Louis XIV, drank two sips and lay down. Li Tie smiled coldly, picked up a bottle of spirit Erguotou and gave it to the mouse. The mouse swished away. Zidane and Beckham both laughed, but Li Tie didn't say a word. Soon the mouse dragged the cat back to .........., and neither of them could cure you. .........
- Previous article:learn English
- Next article:Please list the famous sages, wise kings and foolish masters in the history of China.
- Related articles
- Ten essays on junior high school life. 600 words
- Once upon a time, a little white rabbit got lost in the forest. When a little black rabbit came, she was very anxious. ...
- What does literature include?
- How do you feel when you see people driving luxury cars while walking on the street? Please comment?
- How to use your fingers in table tennis forehand attack?
- I asked Hugh who I wanted to marry most in the entertainment circle and blurted out three words. Netizen: Together, who is it?
- One-dollar scholarship argumentative essay
- Men don't like your performance. When men dislike you, they will have these five performances.
- A brief introduction to the love story of the sun, moon and stars
- In ancient times, husband and wife shared the same room, so why did the servant girl wait on them?