Joke: Why did Germany lose? _ Laugh till your stomach hurts _ Laugh till your girlfriend is happy

It is said that Britain and Germany fought during World War II. But the British army was always defeated by the Germans. One day, the British army sent a spy to the German base. The spy found that the German military discipline was very strict, especially when even going to the toilet had to be arranged in a unified way. When going to the toilet, a commander came to a wilderness with his army and lined up. The commander shouted, "One!" The soldiers unzipped. Second, take out * * *. Third, open the foreskin. Fourth, urine. Fifth, put down the foreskin. Six, put it back. Seven, zip up and leave. The spy was ecstatic when he learned the secret. The next day, when the German went to the toilet, he killed the commander and disguised himself as a commander. When he went to the toilet, he shouted "one, two." The soldiers all did it. So he shouted, "Three and five do it together for a thousand times." ..................................................................................................................................................................................