If you joke with your girlfriend

Some interesting sentences, see if there are any jokes you can play with your girlfriend! The following are my collected words for you to joke with your girlfriend. I hope you like it!

Joking with your girlfriend: 1) The other half without 100, only two people with 50 points!

2) Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

3) Even if you believe, there are lies hidden in the middle.

4) I can tolerate fake bodies, fake faces, fake breasts and fake hips! ! ! But I just can't stand that money is fake! !

5) The scholar plays dead for his bosom friend, and the woman has plastic surgery for her own amusement.

6) Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

7) personals: Requirements are as follows: Party A is alive and Party B is female.

8) Give me a little sunshine, and I will rot.

9) Eat a little to lose weight.

10) shake, shake to Naihe Bridge.

Joking with my girlfriend: 1) Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

2) Come back, I can't fool you alone!

3) Life is Song Like Zudekou, and you never know who will be unlucky next ~ ~ ~

4) Get up and cry when you fall ~ ~ ~

5) Planting grass does not make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus?

6) I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

7) The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

8) As long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

9) Go to the pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me whether to cut it into pieces or pieces. I thought about it and said, have a piece! Can't eat all the pieces!

10) It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

1 1) Flowers often belong to cow dung rather than people who appreciate it.

12) The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

13) Besides teeth, there is love.

14) A dinosaur went to the toilet when passing by Xi Jiaotong University. When she came out, she sobbed: finally, I will never get married in my life.

15), easy. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

16) The government thinks about how to collect taxes reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to sleep more reasonably!

17) Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing.

18) Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

19) Encountered a writer's signature: It may seem so, but it may not. I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

2 1) How sad can you be, like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel?

22) When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.

23) If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

24) clap your head to make a decision, and clap your chest to ensure that you leave.

25) We walk too fast for our souls to keep up?

26) Don't be as knowledgeable as the earthlings ~ ~ ~

27) If you hang out, your wife will change sooner or later!

28) When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up, but when I grew up, I found that the whole world couldn't save me?

29) Even if I were a toad, I would never marry a toad's mother.

30) Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

3 1) A tailor who doesn't want to be a chef is not a good driver.

32) If you tell me to get out, I'll get out. You asked me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.

33) Usually the person who is willing to stay and argue with you is the one who really loves you!

34) There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

35) Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

36) Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

37) I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

38) I like you so much that you will die.

39) I have a grave in my heart where widows are buried.

40) I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world. ..