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The 24 funniest jokes in the circle of friends

1. Do you know why beautiful women have been unlucky since ancient times? Because no one cares how long an ugly person can live.

Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you need food and clothing? If you like, why don't you stay with me and we'll think together.

Do you think having money will make you as happy as you think? No, you are wrong. The happiness of rich people is beyond your imagination.

Every time I don't want to study, I tell myself in the mirror that I must study hard like this, otherwise others will say that that person has nothing but beauty.

You are very creative and brave. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.

6. I am different from others. I don't need money to solve anything that can be solved with money, because I have no money.

7. Don't mess around if you don't look good. Some people pay a lot of money to make a delicate princess roll, which looks like Newton instead of a princess.

7. I don't have any outstanding advantages, but I have a special eye for girls. The girls I chased all married good people in the end without exception. 0

9. The so-called goddess is the kind of person who knows at a glance that it is impossible to have sex with you in this life.

1 Don't look at others on the surface. In fact, everything behind it is smooth sailing.

1 1. Don't be depressed. Although you haven't taken a trip just now, at least you still have a body that says you are fat!

12. There are two kinds of people in the world, one is beautiful and the other is ugly. You are in the middle and ugly.

13. A single male colleague washed a bunch of clothes at the weekend and said that he was exhausted and really needed a wife. Married male compatriots replied: Wasting less is not enough?

14. "How did you feel when you were admitted to Tsinghua?" "Don't press the alarm clock!"

15. There are two ways to conquer a woman: one is to please her mother, and the other is to surpass her father.

15. God is fair. If he gives you an ugly look, he will definitely give you a very low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

17. In fairy tales, the prince and princess finally lived a happy life. The main reasons: one is beautiful and the other is rich.

18. Girls delete their ex's contact information in order to break away from the past and start a new life. Boys delete ex-girlfriends, there is no need to ask, it must be forced by the incumbent.

19. Some people like to make friends for a little thing. They have to take photos for half an hour, and the most important thing is that they think they look like that! Life is not easy, don't drown your sorrows in wine. If you feel sad, go to bed early. Wine costs money. You can save a bottle. 2 1. The so-called maturity is nothing more than recognition of the years, and right and wrong are indisputable. Regardless of gains and losses, put your shirt into your belt and take a thermos when you go out.

22. It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse. It may be Tang Priest; Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but also birdmen!

23. In high school, money was enough, but I didn't get enough sleep. In college, you get enough sleep and spend little money. Now that I'm at work, I don't have enough money to spend and sleep.

24. We can't extend the length of life, but we can broaden the width of life. It means: we can't grow taller, but we can gain weight indefinitely.