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Spanish classic sayings

Spain is a relatively developed capitalist country, a member of the European Union and NATO, and the fifth largest economy in the Eurozone. Its gross domestic product (GDP) ranks 6th among European countries and 13th in the world. name. I have compiled classic Spanish sayings for you, I hope it will be helpful for your reference.

1. The one who laughs last is not necessarily the one who laughs best. He is just the one who laughs best. It’s just the person who finally understands the joke.

2. Learning is a distrust of the wisdom of the classmates next to you.

3. Hay tres tipos de personas: los que saben contar y los que no.

There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who cannot count.

4. I drank to forget you, but now I see two of you.

5. El amor eterno dura aproximadamente tres meses.

Eternal love lasts about three months

6. Todas las mujeres tienen algo hermoso.. aunque sea ??una prima lejana.

There is something attractive about all women, even your distant cousin.

7. Rely on your parents until you can be supported by your children.

8. The most important thing is money, and health will come again.

9. There are two words in life that can open many doors for you...0303 030303TIRE y EMPUJE!!!

..."Pull" and "Push"!

10. Nadie es perfecto. Atentamente: Nadie.

No one is perfect! Please note: I just don’t have anyone.

11. Los dos estamos muy enamorados: yo de él y él de otra.

We both fell deeply in love, I loved her and she loved the other.

12. Me revienta que hablen cuando interrumpo.

The thing I hate most is when I interrupt someone while they are still talking.

13. God cures diseases and doctors prescribe medicine.

14. Ahorra agua. No te duches solo.

Save water, so don’t bathe alone.

15. He oído hablar tan bien de ti, que creía que estabas muerto.

I heard so many compliments about you that I always thought you were dead .

16. The psychotherapy clinic is the only place where the client never has anything to say.

17. Sigue estudiando y serás una calavera sabia.

You continue to learn, and soon you will become a smart skull.

18. If you get up one day and feel the desire to study, take an aspirin and go back sleep.

19. Hay un mundo mejor, pero carísimo.

There is indeed a better world, but it is extremely expensive.

20. Love is a wonderful thing, until one day your wife scares you.

21. En las próximas elecciones vote a las putas, votar a los hijos no dio resultado.

In the next general election, I will simply vote for the *rivers*, because voting for them The son (son of a bitch) will not have a good outcome either

22. It’s a good idea to have a good relationship with others

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The clearest evidence that intelligent life exists in the universe is that no one is trying to contact us.

23. Los estudios son la luz del mundo.... deja los estudios y ahorra energía.

Learning is the light of the world... Stop learning, please save energy .

24. Dios mío dame paciencia..... 030303pero YA!!!!

God, please give me patience...I need it now! ! !

25. An annoying person should look like this: When you politely greet him with "Hello" "?", he actually answered you eloquently.

26. Money can never bring happiness, but when it leaves you, misfortune It's coming.

27. El mejor amigo del perro es otro perro.

A dog is man’s best friend, and a dog’s best friend is another dog.

28. A man with good habits is always looking for a woman who can take away all his good habits.

29. La esclavitud no se abolió, se cambió a 8 hrs diarias.

Slavery was not abolished, it was just changed to eight hours a day.

30. Toda cuestion tiene dos puntos de vista: El equivocado y el nuestro.

We have two points of view to look at all problems, one is the wrong point of view, the other That's our point of view.

31. No matter when and where, workers always try their best to do their best. People are lazy and do less and less every day. The pyramid is the best example.

32. There are always people who have not died before who are dying at this moment.

33. No tomes la vida en serio, al fin y al cabo no saldrás vivo de ella.

Don’t take life too seriously, no matter what, you can’t live. Run away from it.

34. Solving economic problems is not difficult, the only thing you need is money.

35. Todos te dan un consejo, cuando lo que necesitas es guita.

When what you need is money, everyone gives you advice.

36. La inteligencia me persigue, pero yo soy más rápido.

Smart, it chases me, but I am faster than it.

37. 03Soy la mejor en la cama!

I am the best in bed! !