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There is a neon red billboard "Shuanghui brand ham sausage" in a city center, which was later changed to "Shuanghui brand human leg sausage" due to technical mistakes, followed by "Shuanghui brand human leg" and "another human leg".

VCD Small E Tour to the East, a vendor in Lu Yu asked: Do you want VCD? E looks cold and contemptuous. The stall owner whispered, it's beautiful! E knows what he means and is overjoyed, so he won't sell it to anyone. It's a deal. A few days later, E came back and enjoyed it in the laboratory. Suddenly, a big word appeared in front of the screen: "The third volume of primary school Chinese textbook!" E let out a cry and fell into a coma.

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There is a mental hospital. . There are two mental patients who can be discharged. . . . . But the dean is worried that they will commit another crime. . . . So warn them. . . "Who among you busy again! The other one should call the hospital, or he will not be discharged! " They all agreed. . . . One day. . . . The hospital called suddenly. . . "ah! Hey! Hey, my companion suddenly ran to the table and said he was a desk lamp! " "That's terrible! Then why don't you send him back quickly! " "But I send him back, there is no desk lamp! 』