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Humorous coax boyfriend after lovers quarrel.

Humorous coax boyfriend after lovers quarrel.

Trivial and provocative behavior

1. Pretend to whisper, and when he bows his head and approaches you, just hook him up and kiss him.

Let him dry your hair after taking a shower and put your head in your arms and rub it.

Bury your face in his chest, and then tell him angrily that I'm sorry.

4. Continue to watch him smirk. He asks you what you are laughing at, so you tell him sweetly, because you are so cute.

5. Stand in front of him, tidy up his clothes, stand on tiptoe slightly, encircle his neck, let him smell your faint fragrance, and then say you want to hug ~

Humor stories and love stories

1. I tell you: "If the balloon is too full, it will explode. Although your skin is thick, it won't last long ~ Let some air out, even from below ~ "

2. There is a duckling in line, trying to align with the duckling in front, but it can't. It loudly told the duckling in front, "Didn't you hear the duck?" sorry "

3. Tell you a story ~

"Good beep, bad beep, random beep are good friends. One day, the random beep called the bad beep to go out to play, and the bad beep asked the random beep,' Who is there?' There is also a random beep saying: Let's get back together ~ "

Lovely and cute love story

1. "Other children have little bear hugs, but I don't. Do you know why? "

"?"

"Because you are a pig."

I just drank a bottle of milk and forgot who you are. Do you know why? "

"why"

"I forgot to get sick because I drank milk."

3. "One day, the pig and the tiger went to the cave for the night, and the tiger died the next morning. Do you know why? "

"Did the pig kill the tiger?"

"I don't know. Only pigs know. "

Affectionate confession routine

1. The most beautiful love words are not "I love you" or "being together", but when I am angry and wronged, you say "Don't cry, I'm sorry ~"

I like flowers in spring, trees in summer, dusk in autumn and sunshine in winter, but they are not as good as you who say "I'm sorry" to me.

The vast sea of people met you, and I finally waited for you. Happiness and happiness are what we have been pursuing, and we hope to bring you happiness. No matter how long you leave at last, I hope there will be no regrets in the future, so won't you consider saying "sorry" to me?

The picture shows the love story routine.

1. "I know three people who like you"

"Who is it?"

"Me, me, me."

2. "You are very capable, but there is one thing you can't do."

"what"

"won't be angry with me."

3. "Do you prefer to roast seafood or barbecue first?"

"seafood bar"

"Shouldn't you consider forgiving me first?"

Domineering routine

1. "I had a crush on you, and I completely lost my mind."

"Yes" (boyfriend is more angry)

"I finally shook it dry, only to find that I still like you."

"I want to tell you a story."

"Huh?"

"One day, I quarreled with Kazutaro, and Taro ran away from home in a fit of pique. Milk tea thinks that beer is drunk and elopes with taro, leaving only one bottle of beer. Do you want this beer? "

3. "Do you know my real identity?"

"I am a happy policeman, please cooperate with my work. I will take away all your unhappiness now. "