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Complete works of mother-daughter dialogue novels txt free download.
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Jia Jiayi was playing with small stickers and didn't sleep.
Mom said: you don't sleep, you are sleepy, I'll have another one.
Jia Jia: Hmm ~ ~
Mom: But I don't want you to die. In the future, you should go to bed early.
Jia Jia listened to her mother's words, took off the little sticker on her forehead and said, Mom, this little sticker doesn't belong to me anymore. I want to give it to someone else.
Mother asked: Who are you going to give it to?
Jiajia: My favorite person!
Mom: Who is this person?
Jia Jia: It's you, Mom! You are my best friend and mother. It is said on TV that parents are the best teachers for children!
Mom: Honey, you can really fool mom! ;
Mom advocates appreciation education, but the rest of the family doesn't agree. On the contrary, they worry that it will spoil their children.
One day, my mother said to Jia Jia, If you don't listen, they all want my mother to hit you. Don't let them catch you, let her hit you! Do you like it when mom doesn't hit you?
Jia Jia: Of course, and I don't feel bad if I don't cry! ;
One day, Jia Jia was eating chicken feet and found a thick piece of meat in the middle. She asked, mom, what is this?
Mom: Chicken feet pad.
Jiajia: What is it for?
Mom: With it, chickens can run and jump flexibly, and their feet don't hurt.
Jiajia: Oh. ...
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