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Those vows, after you left, became a pile of nonsense.
The subway has started, and you left with tears in your eyes. You hated it and didn't even look back.
I am too dependent on technetium to breathe technetium.
I don't like looking at the sky and talking, but I dare not look at the sky when talking.
A lonely person will always remember everyone who has appeared in his life, so I will always think of your loneliness over and over again every night when the stars fall.
6, pray for heaven and earth to let go of a pair of lovers, afraid that what happens will never happen.
7, those indifferent love please stay away from me, don't hinder my youth shine.
8. On the day you left, I decided not to cry. I braved the wind and tried not to blink.
9. What will eventually get you into it is always beautiful at first.
10, when we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship, but later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.
1 1. Please don't pretend to be nice to me. I am stupid and will take it seriously.
12, you only like you because of me.
13, your eyes are raining, and all my pride is wet.
14, waiting is the oldest in life.
15, if you know too much, you will think too much, and if you think too much, you will never be able to avoid sadness.
16, it is said that half of everyone is arranged by God from birth, and the other half is to find it by themselves.
17, one point is really nine points off to others. For you, it's nine points true and one point false.
18, thank you for your rudeness and let me learn to give up.
19, your occasional comfort is the greatest harm to Russia.
Love is a war. I'm not afraid of getting hurt, but I'm afraid you'll be unhappy.
2 1, not every effort will be rewarded, but every effort must be rewarded, which is an unfair and irreversible proposition.
22. When you really love something, you will find how fragile and powerless language is. There is always a gap between words and feelings.
23, hiding in a certain time, missed a period of palmprint; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road and on the road worries me.
24. The noise and light in the world and the happiness and happiness in the world are like a clean stream. In the wind, in front of my eyes, warmth gushed out like spring water. I don't expect anything. I just want you to be happy and not sad.
25. The wind is blowing like a broken flower, and your smile is shaking, which has become the most beautiful ornament in my life. Look at the sky, the snow and the shadows of the seasons.
27. Memory is like water in your palm. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will still flow through your fingers drop by drop.
28. If one day we are not together, we should be together.
29, the ending and the process are all there, and then tangled, even I feel greedy.
No one has ever seen a deep-sea fish leave tears, thinking that it will not be sad, because it lives at the bottom of the deep sea, and its tears are invisible to people.
3 1, I occasionally think of your clumsiness and seriousness when you say you love me. It seems like a lifetime ago. Dead dreams.
32. Look back once in a while, otherwise you will keep looking and never know what you have lost.
33. In fact, love really can't compare. What he pays is always different from what he pays.
34. Actually, I understand that I just don't want to face my timid self now.
35. The happiness on the face can be seen by others, but who can feel the pain in the heart?
36. Nothing can pass, but I can't go back.
37. Inexplicably sad, whether I am too sentimental or the reality is too helpless.
38. Those vows turned into a pile of nonsense long after you left.
39. You are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.
40. You always don't talk and ignore me. Let me join in. I only know its pain. It's killing me
4 1. Women are always crying and torturing themselves because men are changing.
42. Your outdated style has turned the tide in my heart and made me want to vomit.
A group of friends? Where is the critical moment?
1, many people ask me what love is, but I don't understand it. .
There is nothing to be confused about in life. Just walk casually and smartly. Anyway, the destination is fixed, so don't be afraid of getting lost.
3, if nothing happens, it is the greatest revenge.
4, a good man, that is, when quarreling with his wife, holding the mentality of losing.
I would like to draw a silent stage play with a black pencil!
6. A group of friends? Where is the critical moment? 、
7. Being angry is to punish yourself with other people's mistakes. To forgive others is to be kind to yourself.
8. To me, the whole world is not as important as a smile from you.
9. Will a successful girl marry me?
10, jumped up suddenly at 5: 30, forgot to go to school, and after washing my teeth, I found that I had graduated.
1 1, no matter how long the road is, you can walk it step by step; No matter how short the road is, you can't get there without stepping on your feet. Don't let too many yesterdays occupy your today.
12. Pretend I'm happy and go straight ahead without looking back.
13. Listening to a class with glasses is like watching a 45-minute movie.
14, I want to have a safe haven when I am sad.
15, women fall in love with ears, and men fall in love with eyes if they can produce love. -Shakespeare
16, Taohuatan, three thousands of feet, not as good as Wang Lun. Li Bai: To Wang Lun.
17, most of the time it's not how much we like a thing, it's just that we used it for a long time and got used to it, so we can't bear it.
18, [Don't forget that being soft-hearted will ruin everything]
19, that will be long.
20. [It hurts to be comforted]
Talking about a bunch of friends in a bad mood? Where is the critical moment?
First, the heart is like a dagger, like an arrow behind it, like a chronic poison, but it is not fatal.
2. [The strongest thing I have ever done is to hear you say that you love her, and she can't stop laughing and tears]
Third, are girls sad? Is it uncomfortable? Do you regret it? This is all the result of your self-love.
4. How many people use their mobile phones as mirrors when they lock the screen now?
5. Why does it rain in the sky? Because the earth is going to take a bath!
No one can make you look up unless you are kneeling.
No one will care too much about you unless you are beautiful or dying.
Eight, exams are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got the newspaper back.
Nine, the back is empty, how dare I fall?
Girls will never forget the first boy they like.
Eleven, a bunch of friends? Where is the critical moment?
Twelve, youth is crazy running, and then gorgeous falling. Finally earned 200 million, a frustrated memory.
13. Don't be too curious. Don't go through the comments and space messages of people you care about. You'll feel like nothing.
Did you have fun with me? My heart is broken. Are you happy, dear?
Fifteen, [it turns out that spring is blooming and the end of time is a distant dream. ]
16. softness is fatal and fragile. I know, but I still fight to the death.
Seventeen, girl, you can be indestructible, you can be invulnerable, you must win, you must have the last laugh.
Eighteen, the result of soaking in pain for too long is strong to numb.
Nineteen, woman, actually you are very beautiful. To all the beautiful girls you see ~
Twenty, they asked: What is optimism? ? They said: even in the face of a fucking life, you can still live peacefully with a nonsense attitude!
Twenty-one, when filling in multiple-choice questions, I am happier when I am right.
I don't want to know that you are ill, so don't be so obvious, okay? ..
23. Why do love songs sing so elegantly? Why not scream and cry without regret?
Twenty-four, you don't talk to me online than you don't talk to me invisibly.
I thought you would love me all your life, but only for a while.
26. When you see a photo, ask if you are having sex with someone. When you hear that voice, say, baby, you are beautiful. Do you think you are disgusting?
Twenty-seven, the wound is a shame given by others, is the illusion of their own persistence.
I don't want to know that you are ill. Don't be so obvious, okay? ..
I love you, you are my festering wound, but even if I hit the south wall, I will still laugh.
30. Fahai will know one day that it is wrong for him to imprison the White Snake Empress with a tower. He should catch Gong Linna.
Thirty-one, girl, can you not be timid in front of anyone, even if you are flustered, you will still leave arrogantly?
32. I always check whether you are online silently. I saw you online, but I was afraid to talk to you.
33. I am not so weak that I can never stand up.
Tetris tells us that mistakes will accumulate and success will disappear.
35. When you fill in multiple-choice questions, you are happier when you are right than when you are right.
I still remember the most embarrassing thing when I was a child, when I was watching TV with my parents, I met a kiss.
37. Many things will not change because you care, nor will they become what you like because you care.
Thirty-eight, I used time to prove my singleness, and he let time prove my stupidity.
Thirty-nine, forgive me for my poor mouth and no money.
Forty, woman, actually you are very beautiful. To all the beautiful girls you see ~
Forty-one, no photos, no hair. When it's quiet, the people who come to visit are the ones who really care.
42. Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I don't hurt or bleed, okay?
Forty-three, when I hold you, you are a cup, when I let go, you are the glass slag of someone who doesn't cherish.
Forty-four, I take a sip of salt and soda, and I ... I spray me to death? ... no, I'm thirsty. I will drink it. ...
Many people are watching my jokes. I can't lose.
Qq tells me that a lover is better than a bunch of hypocritical men telling you.
1. I only hope you can get rid of the shackles of love, pursue as you like, and stop suffering for love]
Second, the road ahead is bumpy, will you give up? Are you afraid of being covered with thorns? Are you a loser, young man?
Third, if you treat me like a game, I will kill you.
Fourth, the more you gain, the more you lose. The more you know, the greater the harm. The more you care, the sadder it is.
Five, life is too short, why should I wronged myself to give you face?
6. Don't ask me why, because you don't have a hundred thousand reasons, and I don't know all of them.
Seven, a lover, is better than a bunch of hypocrisy and your confession of men.
Please remember: First, I am always right. Second, if I am wrong, please refer to the first one.
Nine, my husband fights, I give a knife, my husband swears, I scream, my husband makes a mistake, I apologize, my husband is short of money, I want to recruit.
Ten, when skating. A beautiful girl accidentally bumped into me. She was embarrassed to say she was sorry. Then I actually said to her: thank you!
Twelve, the high-end atmosphere is wild and dazzling? Blow up the sky
Thirteen, don't torture yourself with past memories.
Watching you fall in love, I can continue my lost love in my heart.
My basic knowledge of a person is that I can drink his water directly.
Seventeen, never sleep well during school, the teacher don't blame us for dozing off in class ~
Don't think that people who can't let you go will not let you go. Fish will die without water, and water will be clearer without fish.
I know everything, but I didn't say anything
Give me a warm hug and tell me softly that I can't live without you.
You will never know what was on my mind when I met you.
22. Don't be too nice to me, lest I promise myself and you don't.
Twenty-three, if there is a if, I will choose to be a passerby.
Twenty-four, the words are spoken by people, and the fart is also put by people. Talking and farting are just one breath.
25. Probably because he likes innocence, and my surname is Huang.
Twenty-six, you may also suddenly have an emotional flood at a certain moment, but you can't control it in your heart;
Twenty-seven, the bottomless depression of the heart is a well-known sadness.
At the age of twenty-eight, I finally found two of the best liars in the world. First, local tyrants, alas, I really have no money. The second is to learn to bully. Oh, I'm really blind on this question. .
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