List a few funny quotes from teachers during class?

The following are all true. Our current Chinese teacher is called Ai Longyu

He is a person whose temperament and even appearance are similar to Sister Honghong

One day When a classmate asked for leave due to illness, she did not want to let him go, so she gave an example of a student in her own class who attended class while sick

Finally, the Chinese teacher said deeply:

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"Compared with the classmate I mentioned, your condition is really like a 'younger sister meets older aunt'"!!!!!

When Li Hengkang was talking about burettes

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Special reminder——————

“Attention, students! Before titration, be sure to get rid of the Erlenmeyer flask at the tip of the burette!!!”

< p>(In fact, it is to drive away the bubbles in the mouth of the burette tip)

Teacher Bingliang is one of my favorite teachers

He once said about a very fierce corrupt official:

"A small section chief actually embezzled hundreds of yuan in bribes!!!"

The students below all thought that Grandpa Huang was wrong, but they did not rule out that in Huang In Grandpa’s eyes

Corruption and bribery, a hundred yuan is a big sum, right?

While doing the demonstration experiment of "Measuring the Volume of Ammonia Gas", Teacher Li Hengkang saw a classmate talking behind him, so he said loudly:

"Attention, measure my volume now! ! ”

(Speaking of "ammonia" as "I", it seems that the experimental equipment needs to be changed...)

After the mid-term exam, At the end of the class meeting, Teacher Hengkang excitedly said loudly to the whole class:

"Students, you must focus all your study efforts!!"

( It seems to have the same meaning...) One day during the English test, I was listening to the listening skills, and suddenly the tape jammed.

English teacher Yao Jinfeng said helplessly: "I can't listen to my hearing!"

My deskmate, a tough guy nicknamed "Shuai Chongtian" immediately said:

"If you can't listen to listening, let's listen to the single choice first!"

The whole class was sweating~~~

(How to listen to the single choice? Tell me the answer?) Zhu Biao One day I entered the classroom feeling refreshed, with a smile on my face, and loudly said:

"Students, we are going to talk about Chapter 4 today - Biological Constipation!!!"

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The whole class fainted~~~! ! !

(Actually, it is "biological mutation"...) Ai Longyu once said when talking about celebrities:

"My classmates all know that Yao Ming is a hurdler. Champion..."

The whole class was stunned!

(We really didn’t know that Yao Ming was the hurdle champion...) Yao Jinfeng once talked about his long teaching experience and was very excited:

"My ability ! ! ”

(Forget it, the English teacher said that there is no need to tolerate it. Maybe there is such a word in Chinese). I was handing out papers, and for some reason I got hot-headed and blurted out:

"Teacher, do you want to write an essay this time?" On Monday, after the flag-raising ceremony, it was the usual summary of the previous week.

When Principal Liao talked about hygiene issues, he mentioned fast food boxes. He finally said angrily:

"Now the school has begun to pay close attention to it. No matter when, students We can’t eat fast food boxes in school!”

(Thank you, principal, we won’t eat fast food boxes...) Grandpa Huang once warned us.

If you are talented and knowledgeable, you will be noticed.

He gave an example:

"Everyone knows that Liu Bei is very talented, so Zhuge Liang will visit the thatched cottage three times!"

(This... is The real history of the Three Kingdoms? )

When teaching organic chemistry, Teacher Li said:

“There are very few inorganic compounds, only tens of thousands, and there are too many organic compounds. Hundreds and thousands of kinds!"

(...)

Last semester, Ling Ping was the biology teacher.

He likes to ask questions. Once he asked me: "Which leaf turns yellow first due to Mg deficiency?"

The answer is "old leaf", I don't know what to say. Nervous, he opened his mouth and said: "Huangye~~~~"

(I was right...)