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What is the relationship between paragraphs and paragraphs? What's interesting about them two?

Duan and Duan are both from Hefei, Anhui Province. According to the genealogy, they are relatives. Duan's qualifications are higher than Duan's, so he can be said to be Duan's grandfather. However, due to the high status of Duan, people call Duan "old Duan" and Duan "short Duan", which is a modest joke.

If Duan was called "the tiger of Beiyang" by his own ability, Duan rose to the peak by flattery, and his reputation was not very good, so he was called "the first pimp in the political arena of the Republic of China". When Yuan Shikai was the governor of Zhili, Duan was the general manager of the northern section of Tianjin Police. He is good at catering to Yuan Shikai's thoughts. It is said that he is also looking for beautiful women for Yuan Shikai, and what is even more unique is to visit Yuan Shikai every day.

Yuan Shikai asked him why he was so concerned, because he only heard that his children greeted their parents every day. As a result, Duan immediately knelt down and kowtowed, saying that Yuan Shikai was willing to be his adopted son with his parents. Yuan Shikai had to acquiesce, so Duan was also called your highness. Duan once pimped for Zai Zhen, the son of the Qing Emperor, and Yuan Shikai, the son of Yuan Shikai. Among them, Zaizhen also triggered the famous "Ding Wei Participation Case" in the late Qing Dynasty, which led to the downfall of Qu Hongji and Cen Chunxuan. Duan estimation is unexpected.

After Yuan Shikai's death, Duan took refuge in Duan and made a good living by pleasing his boss. Duan was the commander-in-chief of the former enemy in Anhui during the war, and set his headquarters on the fleeing train. Mahjong is on the table, not a battle map. At that time, it was recorded in the newspaper: "The commander-in-chief of the Dingguo Army supervised the war in the former enemy, and his office was located on the train.

There is a' re' hanging in front of the car, and the word' Commander-in-Chief' is written on the big book. There are more than 100 people working. In addition to military supplies, there are 14 sets of smoke pipes and trays, hundreds of dozens of ho ho water, 7 sets of sparrow cards and 24 catering personnel. "It serves to show the ridiculous. No wonder Lao Duan was defeated by Xiao Duan.