Humorous words about boys?

Dare you say these compliments? Don't try easily! The following is what I share with you. Welcome to browse.

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1 I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest waste in human history.

If you play cool and handsome, human beings can only reproduce asexually.

You are really t m postmodern.

You are an animal in clothes, a devil in clothes …

Your T.M.D looks too easy to recognize.

Brother 7, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

This person is a charming person, everyone loves him, flowers bloom and flowers fall, well proportioned, devil figure, favorite of beautiful girls all over the world, and a shop assistant next to a cosmic super handsome guy who goes out to be chased by women.

Nine long adventures .....

10 is innocent, sorry for the people, sorry for the party.

1 1 looks very sci-fi and abstract!

12 looks really creative and lives really bravely!

13 Judging from your appearance, your father doesn't look like that kind of person!

14 Your growth slows down the Internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

15 You love Guo very much, and you are very dedicated and have a lot of backbone.

16 You look like the scene of an accident.

17 You need to go back to the furnace to rebuild.

18 were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

19 You are a good man, your family is a good man, and your ancestors have been good people for eighteen generations!

You chase me naked for two kilometers, and I'll be a gangster as soon as I get back!

2 1 Why do you cover your face with * * * *!

You look very refreshing! !

I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run in the street like this, you will be easily hit.

I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

After being with you for so long, I finally found that you look like a person. ..

Great male chauvinism, "great" is tailored to the characteristics of one of my organs, and you are older than me. I am longer than you, which means our program is very long.

If people are not spicy, unless they are not spicy in the end, they are spicy to the highest point and spicy to the heart. See if you are hot or I am hot! !

You violated the traffic regulations.

Your appearance is not straight and your proportion is not good.

An old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, a brainless creature that can think.

Some words of praise for boys:

Stand out from the crowd and be well informed.

Wen Tao's military strategy is dual-use.

Fu Xuewu is full of talents.

Be far-sighted and see through autumn.

Open-minded, open-minded

Be open-minded and be kind to others.

A modest gentleman speaks extraordinary words.

Speak sincerely and do your duty.

Do your duty.

It may not cry yet, but once it does, it will surprise everyone; When a bird doesn't need to cry, it doesn't cry; Once it happens, it will shock everyone-an unknown person will shock the world by making amazing moves or some extraordinary achievements.

People love each other, flowers bloom and fall, and cars see cars.

Calm, steady and humorous.

Smart and understanding.