The complete collection of jokes?

(1)

An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant burrowed into the soil and only one leg was exposed.

The little rabbit saw it and asked in confusion: "Why are your legs exposed?"

The ant said: "Shh! Don't make a sound, I will trip him!"

The ant said: "Shh! Don't make any sound, I will trip him!" p>

The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants lining up and hurried away, and asked why.

The ant answered: "Yesterday, an elephant was tripped by one of our brothers and fell seriously injured. Let's donate blood to that elephant."

Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants again. When I came back, I asked what was going on. An ant said: "Oh, there is only one with the same blood type as the elephant. Just leave him alone to draw blood. That's enough."

The third day Rabbit He came and asked the ant: "Is that girl alive?"

The ant said helplessly: "I carried it back. It was so heavy that my waist was bent, and the girl was too weak to fall." "

After the elephant recovered from his illness, he sued Ant. The court ruled that Ant tripping the elephant was malicious injury and he was jailed for 6 months.

Ant was dissatisfied, "The maximum sentence for personal injury is two months. Why was I sentenced to half a year?"

Judge: "The sentence for personal injury is two months, and tripping an elephant is racial discrimination." , an additional 4 months."

So Ant filed a complaint with the High Court: "We and the elephants are equal, so how can we be 'discriminated'? I ask the High Court to make a clear decision and clear our names, and sue the judge for false accusations. "

A few days later the elephant died suddenly, and everyone ran to see it. Found a female ant next to her. Just ask it how the elephant died.

The female ant cried and said: "I just told it that I was pregnant with its child and it..."

A few days later, the female ant gave birth to a baby. He piled eggs, hatched and hatched, and finally hatched a flock of ostriches, damn! The elephant died so unjustly!

One day the rabbit suddenly saw an elephant hiding behind a tree and stretching one leg out. Just asked: "What are you doing?"

The elephant said: "Shh! Don't make any sound, I'll wait for the ant to come, so I can mess with him and avenge my brother."

As soon as the rabbit left the elephant, he heard the elephant scream, so he ran back to see it. On the way, he met an ant panting on the roadside.

Before the rabbit asked the ant, he listened to the ant himself: He wanted to trouble me, but fortunately I found out early. He stepped on it and broke his foot!

The elephant was sent back to the hospital again. Because the femoral artery was trampled, he lost more blood this time. A continuous transfusion of 80L was not enough. The blood bank was in crisis, and the only ant whose blood type matched the elephant’s was Already collapsed after the last blood transfusion.

(2)

Not long after the ant and the elephant got married, the elephant died of illness

The ant was heartbroken and lay on the elephant's body. Crying. While crying, he said: Why did you walk in front of me? Damn it, I don’t have to do anything else in my life except digging holes to bury you.

(3)

< p>One day, an ant said something to an elephant, and the elephant fainted. Do you know what the words are? The ant said to the elephant: Dear, I am pregnant. The elephant woke up and said something to the ant. The ant fainted, what are these words? Haha, "Honey, let's do it again."

(4)

There once was an ant and an elephant. They were good friends. They often played together, ate together, and bathed together.

One day there was a misunderstanding between the ant and the elephant. The elephant chased the ant, and the ant ran away. He ran and ran until he reached a pile of sand. The ant got into the sand. Only one leg was exposed. A mouse saw it and asked the ant, "Ant, ant, why did you expose one leg? The elephant will see you. You are really stupid."

< p>The ant said angrily: "You are stupid! I exposed one leg to knock the elephant down. You stupid mouse, leave me alone and wait for the show! How can the elephant get up!" After I finished, I laughed a few times.

(5)

No matter how you say it, it is impossible, but it is absolutely true: the ant and the elephant are in love.

That day, after the ant and the elephant met by chance, they fell in love with each other at first sight and fell deeply in love with each other. However, due to family pressure, the ant and the elephant can only communicate secretly.

On this day, the ant met the elephant again. The ant snuggled into the elephant's arms and said: "My dear, there is no way we can continue like this. It's better to make it clear to our family and make our relationship public." Otherwise, we can only be so secretive. I really can't bear the pain of missing you."

Elephant sighed and said, "Yes, I also have this idea, but I can't bear it." Your family will definitely be opposed if you tell me directly. They will definitely not agree when they see that I am poor. "

Ant said, "How about we elope?"

"That won't work. Sooner or later, our story will be known to others, why not let the newspapers report it first, others will be moved by our sincere love, they will support us, and the family will agree under pressure." Elephant thought. After thinking about it, he said.

"That's it," said the ant.

So, the ant and the elephant came to the newspaper office and explained everything to the reporter fox. The fox was worrying about the circulation of the newspaper, but he didn't expect a business opportunity. The fox added fuel to the fire and wrote an article "The Love of Ants and Elephants" overnight.

The next day, the love story was reported on the front page of "Animal Newspaper". The whole animal world was shocked. They were all moved by the love between the ant and the elephant. After reading the report, the ant family hurriedly held an emergency meeting to discuss the little ant.

The older ant said: "I believe everyone has read the report. What do you think about this matter?"

The middle-aged ant said: "I firmly disagree. Big The elephant is so disgusting. If I hadn't run fast, I would have almost been trampled."

Another ant echoed, "I don't agree either. The elephant is too cruel. It stepped on me." Damn my brother-in-law, my sister and brother-in-law were trampled to death by that cruel elephant just two days after they were married. As a result, my sister is now alone in the empty room, crying alone in the room all day long." ...

In the end, the ants unanimously disagreed with the marriage between the little ant and the elephant.

However, despite the opposition of all the ants, the little ant resolutely overcame all obstacles and finally got married to the affectionate elephant.

After getting married, the couple Ant and Elephant loved each other lovingly and respected each other like guests. They never had a quarrel or blushed. However, there are unforeseen circumstances, and animals have misfortune and good fortune. That day, the elephant was foraging outside. Dozens of ants were busy in a tree on the edge of the cliff. Suddenly a gust of wind blew and broke the tree. Just as he was about to fall into the cliff, the elephant rushed over and hooked up the tree with his trunk. The elephant slipped and fell into the cliff. When the elephant woke up from his coma, he was already lying in the No. 1 Animal Hospital with hundreds of ants guarding him, including the few ants he rescued. At this time, the mosquito doctor came and said to the ants: "The elephant is bleeding too much, but the hospital has no blood. I hope you can donate some blood." When the ants heard this, they just pulled up their sleeves and let the doctor draw blood. Some of them went to gather more ants to donate. Soon, a long line formed in front of the hospital, with millions of ants waiting to donate blood.

Although, with the help of the ants, the elephant finally died of excessive blood loss and died gloriously at the age of 30. The little ant cried for three days and three nights, but to no avail. The little ant finally picked up a shovel and dug the elephant's soul grave. But the little ant dug for seventy-seven forty-nine days, but it was not enough to bury even one of the elephant's tusks. After digging for another seventy-seven and forty-nine days, there was not much progress. The little ant couldn't help complaining: "Daddy of the child, why don't you take me away too? We have been married for less than five years, and you have harmed my future." I have to dig your soul grave for half my life...".

(6)

The ant and the elephant went to find the prostitute together, and the hippopotamus and centipede entertained them in the little red building.

The next day, the elephant saw the exhausted ant and praised him: "It's awesome. I climbed down within two seconds of climbing up. It's not a big deal. Brother, you are awesome. Hey." Hey, hey, hey all night, he's really an ant among ants, I admire him. "The ant lay on the ground and said with a sad face: "What the hell, I moved my thigh all night, and I still haven't finished moving it this morning."