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A girl took the initiative to ask me for contact information and called me every day. Later, she came to my house and I gave her a massage. I couldn't help giving her a hug and kiss. After that, she s

A girl took the initiative to ask me for contact information and called me every day. Later, she came to my house and I gave her a massage. I couldn't help giving her a hug and kiss. After that, she said to me To love someone is to get a kiss when you get up in the morning;

To love someone is to let her pull you up when you are bedridden, and when she reaches out to you, you are suddenly pulled into your arms;

To love someone is to cook a meal that she can't swallow, but you eat it with relish, saying that the meal cooked by your girlfriend is much better than that outside, and then secretly eat something else;

To love someone is to let her copy things for you. "I love you" popped up when reading, and she wrote it in the article by the way.

To love someone is to ask you for flowers on Valentine's Day. You solemnly said: holiday flowers are too expensive, and merchants take the opportunity to raise prices. When she came home disheartened, she saw a handful of red roses smiling at her;

Love a person, that is, when she is angry, you surround her left three times and right three times: don't be angry, you see, I am in a hurry;

Loving someone means that when she has no appetite and doesn't want to eat, you scold her loudly and put her favorite dishes in her bowl;

Loving someone is when she wants to go home in the middle of the snowy night, you wait for her at her work place until she is cold all over, but forget that the car can always take her home;

To love someone is to insist on taking medicine when she is in poor health, but always accidentally throw it aside. When you see it, say to her sternly: Don't call me if you are in pain in the future, and I won't care about you. When she is in pain, you look at her with more painful eyes than her;

Love a person, that is, when you eat something, you don't care to send it to her mouth, and she doesn't care to eat it.

Loving a person means that every dress fits her figure, which can make her proudly say: my boyfriend made it for me;

To love someone is to accept something you don't like, then put it aside and use it once or twice occasionally;

Loving someone means that the sweater she knitted for you is small, and she wants to give it to others, but you won't let me wear it after I lose weight;

To love someone is to hold her around a few times when you are happy and stay with her when you are frustrated. I believe that her slender shoulders can bear your heavy heart;

To love someone is to go home and lose your temper with her when something goes wrong outside;

To love someone is to give her a normal one every day when she is on a business trip;

To love someone is to believe and respect everything about her;

Loving someone means that no matter what interesting, beautiful and delicious things you (she) meet outside, you will think in your heart: if only she (you) were here;

Loving someone means that no matter where you take her, you proudly introduce: this is my girlfriend;

To love someone is to treat her with love all the time, without deliberately doing many things for her, but everything is full of deep love;

Loving someone means that two people depend on each other, get used to each other, get used to each other's existence in life, get used to each other's advantages and disadvantages, and get used to his breath in the air. ...

Women should like such men.

When you fall in love with a man, don't think about whether you should be reserved. If you love him, tell him that sometimes men are vain, and your confession will make his confidence reach its peak.

When you stop loving him, tell him in the most direct way. Don't think about whether he is fragile or not. A man's self-esteem is far more important than his pain.

When you are in love, you should trust him and tell him what you think, whether he supports it or not. Any man wants his woman to depend on him.

Give him full status in front of his friends. Face is more important to men than anything else. Don't mind being a little woman in front of others. You know, little women are spoiled by men.

When he is playing games, no matter how urgent you are, don't turn off his computer directly. It's best to hug him and whisper in his ear. Because men are more obsessed with games than watching a wonderful soap opera.

Men also have those days every month, and like women, they will feel depressed inexplicably. Don't ask him what's wrong at this time, just stay with him. Be yourself.

He went out drinking and playing cards with his friends. Don't ask him why he didn't take you with him. Men are willing to make kites. As long as you have the thread, let it fly.

Men are lazy and stupid. Although he loves you, he doesn't want to try his best to please you. What you can do is to give him a clear hint at the right time. Men sometimes need women to give him a strong blow.

No matter how powerful a person looks, he is still a child at heart. Don't yell at him when he is willful, it won't help him. The most effective way is to go crazy with him. Tell him gently that you love him when he is calm.

Men don't want to admit their mistakes, and give them a step down when they know they are wrong. He will repay the favor.

To be considerate of a man is to treat him as your lover, lover, brother, friend, father and child. Love him, don't burden him, give him, give yourself. Being a woman needs to know when to enter and when to leave. When to stand in front of him; When to hide behind him. Treat him as yourself. If you fulfill his happiness, he will fulfill your happiness.

Loving a person is actually very ordinary, and loving ordinary is true! Tell her by action that you care about her and you love her! Maybe these can help you! ! 0 1. Your partner told an old joke at a banquet or party, and you laughed heartily.

02. Pay attention to the full moon and arrange a moonwalk or moonlight picnic.

Remember to say good morning, good night and goodbye. Be sure to say hello or kiss when you meet. Don't turn a blind eye.

04. Go out to eat and try to be paid by others. It doesn't matter if you withdraw money from the same account; What it's like to pay someone to be a host.

05. Frame the photo of the other person or his family on the desk, and also give the photo of himself or his family to the other person.

06. Cut out newspaper articles that the other party may be interested in and give them to him.

If your partner thinks he is a cook, but the food is always burnt, remember not to make fun of him.

08. Even if you don't talk to your friends, you will occasionally offer to invite them to get together.

09. Give him a book he likes, or a book you can read together.

10. Make the flowers he gave you into dried flowers and save them.

1 1. Give him a bottle of good wine and a box of good sugar.

12. Prepare a pair of goblets or mugs for drinking at any time.

13. If you are a woman, give yourself a sexy pajamas; If you are a man, give her a sexy pajamas.

14. relive the sweetness of meeting in the past at banquets or public places.

15. The other party is talking about ball games, art activities or other topics that you are not interested in. Don't yawn, try to enjoy it with him.

16. You know that the other party is not interested in ball games, art activities or certain topics. Don't always bother him with those things.

17. Don't sit down and ask questions after the quarrel. You might as well call a truce and go out to relax.

18. Write a few love words and put them in his wallet or under his pillow.

19. An umbrella enough for two people.

20. Spoil him at the most unexpected time and place.

2 1. Accompany him to watch a movie he keeps talking about.

22. Use lunch break to invite him to browse an exhibition, visit the botanical garden, or go home for fast food.

23. Take a walk home together after work, or go for a beer.

24. Find a sunny night to go out and watch the stars together.

25. Order two different dishes in the restaurant and share them together.

26. His favorite records or tapes.

27. During the trip, people who don't drive read something to the driver. 28. Two sweaters of the same color, or a pair of coffee cups, or the same sunglasses.

29. The other party works overtime to cheer him up.

30. Tell him seriously once in a while that you are willing to love him again.

3 1. Take him and bread jiaozi.

32. Cut it off and enjoy a night without outsiders.

33. Seriously thank him for a little thing, such as making your bed or buying a delicious watermelon.

34. Choose a weekend to go to the suburbs and stay in a hotel for one night.

He did something he knew you would be angry with. Don't lose your temper

36. Drain him occasionally and let him take a comfortable bubble bath.

37. Although you are not very satisfied with the clothes that the other party gave you, sometimes you might as well take them out and wear them.

38. When the other person is under pressure from work or other aspects, do something special for him and don't always remind him or him.

39. Let him sleep ten minutes more in the morning. Get up first and make breakfast.

40. If he is implementing a weight loss plan, you should support him and cheer him up at any time.

4 1. Tell him "I love you" in another language, either English or Japanese.

42. Praise him more, whether he is with you or not.

43. If you are going to make a list and ask him for help, please write in the mood of writing a love letter.

44. Give him an interesting little gift, such as a bone for his dog or a master key ring.

45. Give him something a little more expensive, such as a silk scarf, a concert ticket and a small antique.

46. Remember his parents' birthdays.

Call him before his important activities, such as interview, speech, meeting, etc. To express your support and trust in him.

48. Write him a love letter or send him a Valentine's Day card whether you leave or not.

49. Order a bunch of flowers to send to his office.

50. Talk to each other.