The lines of the cross talk "Bragging"

A: Hello, audience and friends

B: Hello, friends

A: Do you know that the 24 Olympic Games are being held in Greece now?

B: Yes, it's a world event.

A: Yes, my biggest hobby is sports, so although most of the Olympic Games are broadcast live in the middle of the night, I always insist on watching it.

B: Oh, you like sports.

A: Yes, hobbies are hobbies, but I can't get out of bed the next day.

B: I can't help it.

b: oh, what do you mean?

a: my brother and I are here to give you a sports competition. Do you like it?

b: oh ~ ~ ~ it's good, but there are many sports events.

a: you can choose as many events as you like. I'm a generalist.

b: you have a plenary session?

a: I'm proficient in everything. You can play football or basketball. Take your pick. Football, basketball, badminton, volleyball, tennis, table tennis, track and field, gymnastics, swimming, skating, long-distance running, sprinting, 2m, 4m, 8m, Marathi

B: Marathi?

A: A lot of people ran together, and at last the horses got thin ~~

B: It was called a marathon

A: Oh, it was called a marathon this year

B: Why did you change it to a marathon? A: It's an imported term, I'm not sure. Anyway, take your pick

B.

a: what kind?

b: today, let's have a football match here.

a: oh, play football? It's good to play football, China women's football, which is first-class in the world, and men's football, which has also been kicked out of Asia and into the world. This is the pride of all China people. I am also good at playing football.

B: Can I play?

a: what do you mean by long-distance hanging, long-distance hanging, flanking, heading, dribbling, corner kick, free kick, set-piece, 12-yard penalty, long-range, close-range, cold shot, make-up, and volley? I have played for more than 2 years and have one of the biggest characteristics.

b:

A: You missed a ball

B: You are so stupid.

A: You missed it. That was our courtesy. We humbled him. Last time there was a game, I didn't let him. They kicked a corner, so I rushed forward and let me head in.

B: I really went in.

a: it's in my own gate.

b: an own goal? !

A: It's not that I don't play football with you. Your machine is too small to kick, and you can't even punish a penalty. We have to adjust measures to local conditions. B: Otherwise, let's play chess. A: The chess pieces are too small for the audience to see for a while. B: Oh, the pieces are too small. A: We have to compete with the lively ones.

b: what can I do for you?

a: we need happiness and joy. Let's tell everyone to have a good time. Let's have a lively and beautiful game.

B: Ah, tell me about it.

A: Once the game is played, everyone is welcome. This is called a braggart contest. How about it?

b: oh, you mean that we are bragging in the competition here, that is, bragging

a: yes, bragging

b: then I have to ask, why are we bragging in the competition?

a: if a country wants to be strong, it needs some doers and hard workers. Our achievements, bit by bit, are not boasted. They are all painstaking efforts, sweat, and sweat. Therefore, we should learn from hard workers and oppose those boasters who stand on the side and talk big. It is absurd and ridiculous for us. How ridiculous it is! Don't fall for it in the future.

B: OK

A: Compare it, you, me, bragging athletes from both sides.

B: How about it?

A: Enter the venue.

B: Oh, and enter the venue.

A: Get ready! One, two, one. I learn from you

B: I learn from you

A: I learn from you to brag

B: I learn from you to brag. What is this called?

A: Dear audience friends, the 24 world bragging Olympic Games

B: Wow, this bragging and the Olympic Games

A: From now on.

A: the national bragging record holder

B: Who

A: Mr. B

B: Oh, I

A: Start bragging and give a warm welcome

B: I'll brag first

A: Don't disappoint everyone's hopes for you. Our audience is so enthusiastic. Now please. Ok ~ audience friends

A: Blow hard

B: I'm going to brag now

A: I wish you success, and blow hard to Asia. B: I haven't really blown this

A: Just blow for a while. B: OK, today, I'm here.

b: because I have boasted for more than ten years.

a: much worse. I have boasted for more than forty years.

b: how old are you?

A: Blow it

B: Tell you, I'm better than you

A: I'm better than you

B: My crosstalk is better than you

B: My crosstalk can amuse the audience

A: My crosstalk can make everyone laugh. You spread cholera here?

A: I'm better than you.

B: My cross talk is more useful than you.

A: My cross talk has contributed more than you.

B: Do you know how useful my cross talk is?

a: how useful is your cross talk?

B: I'm telling you, there is a big dance hall in Dongjiekou Scenic Resort.

A: Oh, a big dance hall.

B: The other day, there was a fire.

A: What should I do?

b: just this big fire. It burned for three days and nights, and all the fire brigades in the city went. He was hopeless.

A: So there's nothing to do?

b: finally, I was picked up in a car.

a: why did you pick you up?

b: after I got there, I said such a cross talk to the fire, blaring, blaring. Please watch the fire again.

A: Let me see the flame.

B: Zhiliu

A: See Xiao

B: Zhiliu

A: Come on.

a: what's the matter?

b: he went out, hahahaha, blowing, cross talk can put out the fire

a: don't be happy, you can't put out the fire as well as me

b: how about you?

a: there's a dairy factory in Quanzhou, and the cows are so upset that they can't give milk. alas, the factory manager is worried, which reduces production. what should I do with the income? How to explain to the leader? Get a helicopter quickly, go to Haidu Square to give a performance, and pick up the crosstalk performer. < P > B: Pick you up for what?

A: After I arrived at the dairy factory, I just blared, blared, and casually said a short cross talk. Alas, those cows were crying ~ ~ ~ All the milk came out of their eyes ~ ~ ~ Wow ~ ~ ~ It was amazing. B: What's the matter?

a: there is too much milk flowing, and the flood control is started.

b: wow, is the milk flood control?

A: People bathe with milk ~ ~

B: I'm telling you, I'm more useful than you.

A: I'm still much better than you.

B: There is an apple orchard in Xiamen.

A: Oh, an apple orchard.

B: The apples in this apple orchard are nothing to say.

B: Invited me to

A: Invited you to

B: I stood under the apple tree and pointed at the apple. I said such a cross talk. Please look at the head of the apple again. A: Let me look at the head of the apple. B: Suddenly, suddenly, suddenly. I have to blow hard, let's say Fuzhou. There is a duck factory in Cangshan area. The ducks there haven't laid eggs for more than two years. The factory manager is worried if the ducks don't lay eggs. What can I do? Take the crown car and pick up that A.

B: Pick you up again?

a: after I arrived at the duck farm, I told a traditional cross talk

b: which part?

A: I said a paragraph called the name of the dish

B: My paragraph is difficult

A: I said that cross talk sells strength. I said steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pork duck, braised chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat and so on. These ducks were touched ~ ~ ~ Ducks thought to themselves, Oh, we haven't laid eggs for more than two years. It's not buddy enough for people to come all this way to tell us cross talk. This time, we should not only lay eggs, but also create a miracle to repay the benefits of others. After thinking about it, ducks will lie down underground and listen to boo cheep

B: How about

? Do ducks get off camels?

a: super braggart

b: then you are still not as good as me

a: you are still far from it

b: my cross talk can cure diseases

b: my cross talk can cure colds

a: my cross talk can cure colds

b: my cross talk can cure headaches.

a: cure beriberi

b: my cross talk can cure a serious illness

a: cure what serious illness?

b: last time, there was an old lady who was paralyzed in bed for more than eighty years.

a: eight to eighty years? This is too close, isn't it?

B: All Chinese and Western medicine have been invited, but it hasn't been cured.

A: Isn't this dangerous?

b: finally, I was invited to

a: I took you to

b: I bowed to the old lady first after I entered the door

a: oh, it was very polite

b: then I yelled at the old lady and said such a short cross talk, and the old lady shook her crutch after listening to the cross talk. It's amazing, ladies and gentlemen. I have to play hard. Last Friday, I went to Babaoshan, Beijing. I went to the crematorium to talk about cross talk. I just talked for three minutes, and something went wrong ~ ~

B: What's the matter?

A: Even the living and the dead jumped up and went home together. Go for a walk, wife, and let's go home for dinner.

B: Oh, everyone, he blew the death out of his mind.

A: Let's just say that our cross talk is more powerful than the pills.

B: Then I'm better than you.

A: I'm still better than you.

a: how are you?

b: I'm a precocious teenager

a: you can't. I'm a precocious teenager

b: I went to college when I was 11

a: you're far from it. I became a professor when I was 1

b: I became a scientist when I was 9

a: I made nuclear weapons when I was 8 <

A: Blow whatever you want, bragging won't pay taxes.

B: To tell you this, I've got age spots since I was 5 years old.

A: I've got forehead wrinkles since I was 4 years old.

B: I've hunched my back since I was 3 years old.

A: I lost my teeth when I was 2 years old.

B: My hair turned white when I was 1 year old.

a: I retired before I was born

b: it's outrageous

a: it's outrageous

b: I retired before I was born?

A: Finish the task ahead of schedule

B: You are still not as good as me

A: I am still better than you

B: See? I'm taller than you

A: I have a hunchback, in fact, I'm taller than you

B: I'm taller

B: I'm 2.69 meters

A: I'm 3.78 meters

B: I grow a foot a day

A: I grow a foot a night

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b: I can't go any higher

a: that's still my height

b: what's the matter?

a: my upper lip touches the sky and my lower lip touches the ground

b: your upper lip touches the sky and your lower lip touches the ground?

a: have you ever seen such a tall man?

b: what about your face?

A: We bragging people are shameless

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