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Talk about your understanding of your own personality

Writing ideas and key points: Write directly around your own personality, express true feelings, and maintain a certain degree of authenticity.

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My personality is really weird: sometimes I have a bad temper, and no one can say anything to me when my temper comes up; sometimes I am very dependent on others, and I don’t care what others say. Do as you are told; sometimes very stingy, sometimes very generous.

Speaking of this stubborn temper, there is one more thing. I remember one time my deskmate bought a very beautiful sky blue pen. I asked her to lend me one, but I accidentally broke it. But she wanted me to buy her another one anyway.

When I got home, I asked my grandpa for a pen. Grandpa asked why? I refused to say anything, and by the end I was crying. Grandma said: "Okay, old man, this kid has a bad temper. Give him one." Grandma has spoken, and this time she is bound to win. I thought to myself. Grandpa has always listened to grandma, but today he couldn't defeat me and ended up feeling ashamed.

It’s not that I’m born stingy. It’s just that sometimes I’m too lazy to borrow things from others; sometimes I’m surprisingly generous. I don’t know why, but I think this is the real me.

Because of my character, I also made a lot of jokes.

When I was a child, I especially liked Barbie dolls. My mother bought one for me, but people are ambitious. If one is not enough, I need two. What to do? It is not possible for my mother to buy one. By the way, in the past at grandma's house in the countryside, new seedlings would grow when grandma put seeds into the soil. Haha, I’ll do one too. I found one of my father's flower trays, filled it with soil, and buried the Barbie doll in it. No, your head should be exposed. Grandma’s little seedlings are also exposed.

Okay now, I want to plant a Barbie tree. But I waited for many days and didn't see it sprouting, so I asked my mother. My mother said: "You little fool, how could Barbie sprout?" "Why?" I asked puzzled. "You will understand when you grow up." "Huh! Annoying adults." I felt sorry for myself. Now that I have grown up, I finally understand the mystery.

This is me, a different me, a weird me.