What English sketches are suitable for two people to perform, which are funny and popular,

Can't be a father (super classic funny English composition)

The greatest swordsman in the world

In a performance of the best fencer in the world, the third fencer stepped onto the stage. A fly was released, and his sword drew an arc and cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second person cut a fly into four parts. People quieted down and looked forward to the greatest fencer in the world.

His blade drew a huge arc, but the insect continued to fly! The crowd was stunned. The greatest swordsman completely missed his goal, but he continued to smile.

"Why are you so happy?" Someone shouted. "You missed!"

"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you didn't look carefully. They fly to live, yes-but he will never be a father. "

The greatest fencer in the world

In the performance of the best fencer in the world, the third fencer came on the field. A fly was released and the sword drew an arc. He divided the fly in half. The audience cheered. Then the second fencer cut a fly in half. The scene was silent, and people were looking forward to the appearance of the greatest fencer in the world.

His blade drew a huge arc-but the insects continued to fly! The audience was stunned. The greatest fencer completely missed his goal, but he still smiled.

Why are you so happy? Someone shouted, "You missed!"

"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you didn't look very carefully just now. The fly is still alive, yes-but he will never be a father. "