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Begging the white snake to pass a funny script is urgent! !

The first one is what Xiaoqing said when she was bullied by Rolling (Fahai) and went home to complain.

Xiaoqing said: "Later, he pressed me to the ground and pinched me hard. I'm too scared to get up. He squeezed it for a while, then let it go. He took off his pants and tried to hang me. I feel horrible. I felt a big crab crawling on the ground and threw it into his crotch. "

Xu Xuan (Xian) 12 (A.D.1June 9, 42) was born in Shaoxing on May 14, and White Snake 13 (A.D.142). He has also heard of Lingyin Temple's "surrender to the snake demon". According to him, this is just a "magic" played by Fahai to cover up the truth. Of course, it was not magic at that time, but magic. The so-called magic is the method and technology. Means skill and ability. Covering up is also a trick, and the trick is also today's magic. For the true story, please refer to my ex-wife Mrs. White Snake.