Friends' birthday wishes, female girlfriends are funny.

1. If I had a million dollars, I would send it to you. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can only send a short message with a dime to wish you a happy birthday.

Warm congratulations on your birthday, send my love and a small gift. Happy every day, always smile.

Happy birthday to my beautiful, optimistic, enthusiastic, healthy, confident and energetic big friend-mom!

4. You ran n laps on the runway of life in one breath. Today, it is the starting point. Are you tired? Take a break. Tomorrow you will start a new cycle. I, China, wish you all the best. I will stand by and cheer for you as always.

5. Give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat one kilogram, please include it. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself.

6. Happy birthday! I wish you: I am as lucky as an old turtle in the East China Sea. I live longer than a big stone in Nanshan, and I always smile.

7. Passers-by are passing by, their eyes are waiting for blessings, missing is replacing life, and expectation is better than waiting. Another year, after this stormy journey. I wish you have expectations every year, blessings every month and a good mood every day!