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Two women play mahjong in the middle of the night and pass a cemetery on their way home. Both of them were upset at that time. One of them is very smart. He takes off his underwear and wipes his ass. Then she looked at another woman and found a wreath beside her, so she took a piece of paper to wipe her pants and took it home. The next day, their boyfriends played a joke on the phone. One of the men said that the buddy was not good. My daughter-in-law is having an affair. When she came home at three o'clock last night, the trouser fork was gone. The other one says you're okay, man. When my daughter-in-law came home at three o'clock last night, not only did her trouser fork disappear, but there was also a piece of paper on her ass that said "Eternal Life".