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What do you mean I caught you?

Question 1: What does it mean to catch a chicken in Northeast dialect? This is a joke for those little boys who wear open-backed pants.

I'm going to rip off your penis and eat it. When he said this, he often put his hand into the boy's crotch, pretending to tear off his penis and send it to his mouth.

Question 2: There are lyrics: Your leaving broke my heart. What is the song "You made me drunk, you made me cry"? A song without this lyric. I wonder if it is what you are looking for.

Title: You got me drunk.

Singer: Huang Dawei

Album: Super Starlight PK Collection

Composer/Arranger: Lyrics: Producer Lin:

open

Drive to the edge of the city

Roll down the window.

Trade speed for a little happiness.

separate

Be driven out by a busy night.

But there is no confession.

It's the sadness you left me.

Oh, love makes me hard to see.

Oh, love makes me hurt myself

You got me drunk.

You make me cry.

Take all the sins.

I tried my best to save it

You got me drunk.

You broke my heart.

Love can't be taken back

guess

Best guess and worst guess.

Why did you leave?

Maybe there will never be an answer.

For ..

Question 3: Fate bumps back and forth repeatedly, holding you and me. What does that mean? Since you were born, no matter what difficulties and setbacks you encounter, you will meet them.

Question 4: You look at me, I look at you, you look at me and I will kill you. What riddle is it? Let love end at sunset. Composer: Zeng Guiyuan Lyrics: Fire Arranger: Wu Guoen Producer: Gary Chan Lead Singer: Xiao Fei hopes to have some pleasant holidays and take you to the Grand Canyon to see the stars. I really want to witness that I was born a couple with a shutter. It's a pity that you explained that my heart was broken. She is a character that makes me curious, not a character that you love too much. This moment makes me confused. 0 178

Question 5: How can I reply to your expression of lack of exercise? It depends on the relationship between people.

Question 6: Whatever it is, I will find you. Most of the time,

What happened in this world.

Not all can be found, because,

Sometimes, you need to be confused.

Question 7: What? You look at me, I look at you, and if you look at me again, I will kill you! -it must be a towel to play the role of a daily necessities.

Hope to adopt

Question 8: You hold my pigtails and indulge my small temper. I'm sitting in your car in my little flower skirt ... what song is this? Because there is a miracle in love, the ending is the happy appearance of Song Lin Zhao Youwei Han Yingzi.

Question 9: What does Japanese mean by "I'll get numb if you dig west"? No transliteration, no discussion But I can understand it as: こんにちはぉじょぅさま. Hello, miss. Because the transliteration is not accurate and my Japanese ability is limited, I can't guess, so I'd better consult an expert.