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A person who rides a motorcycle likes to wear his clothes backwards, that is, buttoning them at the back to block the wind. One day he was driving drunk, overturned, and fell on the side of the road.

When the police arrived...

Police Officer A: What a serious car accident.

Police Officer B: Yes, my head was hit in the back.

Police Officer A: Yes, he is still breathing. Let’s help him turn his head back.

Police Officer B: Okay... One or two times, I turned back.

Police Officer A: Well, I’m not breathing...

In self-study class, Xiaojuan accidentally farted. The classmates all turned their heads. At this time, A Tian, ??who had a crush on her, said hurriedly: I'm sorry, it was me who let her go. After a while, Xiaojuan couldn't help but let it go again. Xiao Du, who also had a crush on her, hurriedly defended her and said: Since everyone is so happy, I will let it go and join in the fun. However, after a while, Xiaojuan released another one. At this time, someone asked: Who released this? At the same time, A Peng, who also had a crush on her and liked her more, stood up and said: I let him go. Then he pointed at Xiaojuan and said: All the farts she puts out in the future belong to me!

Drinking with the leader and others, he raised his glass and said loudly: "Let us die together!" At that time, my mind was too hot...

Ge You went up to the place where he was eating. , my pants were wet when I came back. Friend: Why are your pants wet? Ge You: Often! My friend was puzzled. Ge You: Often the person next to him is peeing and suddenly turns around and shouts, "Holy shit, isn't this Ge You?"

A patient went to the hospital for treatment, and the doctor asked: "What's wrong with you?" The patient replied: "I had a dream last night. I dreamed that I was a cow eating grass." The doctor said: "Don't worry, this is normal. Everyone also dreams. Dreams and reality are different. "The patient said nervously: "But when I got up, I found that half of the straw mat on my bed was missing!"

Confucius said: When fighting, use bricks to cover your face, so it is not easy to mess up! Hey, hey, he doesn't care, he goes to death, hey, he will be pulled down by death. It doesn’t matter if it continues, sooner or later you will die. Master said: Use bricks to fight! It’s not messy! Look at your head! If you don’t die, just one Buddha talks nonsense! My Buddha is merciful! It’s not too much! One brick will kill you) Master said : No matter how high your martial arts skills are, you are still afraid of kitchen knives. No matter how awkwardly you dress, you will lose everything. If a tree doesn't need bark, it will surely die. If a person is shameless, he is invincible.

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