Excuse me, what joke is this?

1. A young monk asked the abbot, "Master, can I smoke while I am chanting?" The abbot said angrily, "No!" Another young monk asked, "Master, can I recite the scriptures when I smoke?" Abbot: "Of course!" …

2. Relatives from their hometown come to Beijing to eat in high-end restaurants, and a service fee of 15% is charged; The waiter's service attitude is very good, sending fruit to tremella soup to send souvenirs. Relatives happily asked the waiter what else you sent. The waiter said with a big smile, "We'll see you out later."

Someone asked Picasso, why can't I understand your painting? Picasso asked him, have you ever heard birds chirping? Yes, I do. Does it look nice? It's good. You got it? 4. Texting in high school is "Class is over, don't talk"; The short message from the university is: "class is over at last, don't talk!" " I went on a blind date with a sister. Sitting for a while was really boring. I went to the bathroom to answer a phone call. When I came back, I told my sister that it was urgent and I had to go first. Sister said: Did you take a photo in the toilet and think you don't deserve me?

6. A lady has a rash. The doctor told him that the rash was caused by allergic contact with dogs and advised her: "Either sell the dog or give it away."

The lady said, "I'm not going to sell it or give it away." I want to see another doctor. He may have different methods for this disease. " It's easy to change doctors, but it's too difficult to find a good dog. "

7. The dentist charged forty dollars for pulling out a decayed tooth for a child. The mother was surprised and asked, "Doctor, didn't we agree to only charge ten dollars?"

"Yes, doctor. But your child's crying scared away three of my patients. "

8. When eating, the wife taught her son: "When you get married, you must learn to hide your private money. Your father can't find it in hiding. " I argued, "I have never hidden money!" " "My wife immediately stabbed me and said," This sentence is the most important, remember to say it often! " "