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Lions make fun of dogs.
What is a Tibetan mastiff? It's just a dog. That's a bit of an exaggeration. In the animal kingdom, I haven't heard of any dog that can beat lions and tigers. Their "king" was not sealed by themselves, but was created through so many years of practice. It is a dream for Tibetan mastiffs to defeat tigers and lions!
I don't believe you put Tibetan mastiff and tiger in a cage. Do you think Tibetan mastiff is still a cow? Does it dare to go forward or grin hoarsely? Animals also have animal instincts. When they see something worse than themselves, they are immediately afraid!
Someone once did an experiment to let Tibetan mastiffs meet gray wolves!
Tibetan mastiff may not be used to dogs, it is the overlord of dogs, but Tibetan mastiff shows obvious fear expression to wolves, so it is the best policy to retreat immediately and escape. Someone asked, how many Tibetan mastiffs can be wolves About twenty. You don't think wolves can do it. What can a tiger or lion do?
Why do dog sellers say that Tibetan mastiffs are very powerful? Why do Tibetan mastiffs fight tigers and lions?
Because Tibetan mastiff is related to Tibet, it lives in Tibet, and it has some uses for grazing cattle and sheep. Although fierce, biting without blinking an eye, but absolutely loyal to the master. He knows all the cattle and sheep in his master's house and never hurts them!
What if there are Tibetan mastiffs on the road in your village?
Don't say that there is such a stray Tibetan mastiff in a village in Liqiao Town, Guangrao County. Such a fierce hound walking on the road will make people feel extremely uneasy. Although it doesn't attack people, everyone knows the fighting capacity of Tibetan mastiff!
It's okay to walk, it's okay to play with small animals and catch chickens, and villagers are afraid to go out. In order to solve this problem, the villagers called the police. After searching, this Tibetan mastiff is a stray dog with no owner. In order to protect people's safety, the police chose to kill Tibetan mastiffs with submachine guns!
Summary:
This poor Tibetan mastiff, why did its owner abandon it? A Tibetan mastiff was once worth hundreds of thousands. What has it experienced as a stray dog now? Did you eat too much or hurt your master?
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