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Emperor Tongzhi really doesn't know if he has to pay for bean jelly in a restaurant.
I heard a joke. Two people are working in the field. One of them asked, What do you think the emperor eats?
Another man said: The emperor must not eat jiaozi every day! Eat white flour instead of stick flour. Different levels have different ideas. Unofficial history is just a joke after dinner. If the emperor doesn't even know how to pay for a meal among the people, how can he cultivate his morality, put his family in order, govern the country and level the world, and how can he govern the national economy and people's livelihood?
In the Qing dynasty at that time, it was impossible for the emperor to sneak out of the palace in disguise. Before the emperor went out of the palace, the roads he passed were all planned in advance, saying, "chickens enter the cage, dogs wear ropes, and cattle and sheep enter the circle." Don't talk about selling bean jelly, you can't fart in the street if you want.
It depends on the scene at that time. In the palace, the emperor naturally doesn't have to pay, which has been such a way of life for a long time. Even though he knew the people would pay, he wouldn't pay. If he leaves the palace with his entourage, he must be where he is. If he wants to eat a bowl of bean jelly on a whim, it is normal for him not to pay when his entourage is away. After all, lifestyle leads to a lack of common sense.
Tongzhi died early, but he was as poor as all the emperors in the Qing Dynasty, and he was as particular about traveling! On both sides of the road he passed, a water tank was set up every ten steps, and the image of Long Yun was painted on the surface of the tank, which contained clear water. Along the way, we should not only use loess to cushion the ground, but also sprinkle clean water. Led by a eunuch and an outpost guard, they are responsible for checking the safety of roads and sides. At the same time, there are escorts on both sides of the road to stand in advance.
Next, the team. Behind a pair of sandalwood stoves filled with armor and cigarettes is the emperor's big sedan chair. The bearers who carried the emperor were all wearing red driving clothes, and there were ministers and guards in front of the sedan chair. Before and after the queue is a large group of armed imperial guards. At the front of the queue, there are 24 yellow dragon flags to clear the way in front of the queue.
In addition to this battle, the rest can only be enjoyed in TV dramas and folk unofficial history!
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