Jokes about steamed buns

1. Eating steamed buns

My mother steamed the steamed buns and brought them out of the kitchen. My son reached out to eat them. My mother patted her son's hand and said, "Let's go and let you go first." Dad, eat it."

After hearing this, the dad proudly took a bun and said to his son, "See? This is my wife."

The father finished one bun and wanted to get another one, but the mother brought the bun to her son and said, "Eat it, it looks like it's cooked."

The son looked at the angry old man. Dad, said calmly: "Did you see? This is my mother."

2. Big buns

There are two braggarts bragging about whose buns are bigger. ?

A: "My steamed buns were placed on 4 large tables, and it took 4 people several hours to finish them!"

B smiled and said: "My After the buns were ready, 20 people lined up and took turns to eat! "Click," someone got something! It turned out to be a sign that said, "There are still 10 kilometers to the end of the buns. Come on!" !

3. Goubuli

In the morning, I went to the newly opened bun shop to buy buns and asked the boss if the buns were delicious. The boss said: "You can try one, authentic Goubuli." The buns are not delicious and don’t cost money.” So I took a bun and threw it to the dog next to me. The dog bit the bun and ran away. I said: "Boss, your steamed buns are not authentic!"

4. Begging for food

I stood in front of the steamed bun shop in the morning, waiting for someone. After waiting for a long time, the lady boss actually gave it to me. Two steamed buns, then turned around and shook his head~~ He whispered: "I have never seen such a homeless man, who wants to save face when he comes out to beg for food!"

5. Meat buns beat dogs

The dog made a joke with the beggar, and took away the dog-beating stick while he was eating the meat buns. The angry beggar hit the dog with the meat buns, and the dog happily ate the meat buns from a distance.