The funny love stories of Tik Tok network celebrities tell interesting love stories.

1. For the rest of your life, you will wash clothes, cook and wash dishes.

2. "You are guilty." "?" "You not only broke into my heart, but also stole my heart."

You should feel at ease and be fat. Being thin is someone else's business.

4. Don't chat with me, for fear that I will steal your expression?

Hello: lend me your daughter for one year, and I will pay you back one big and one small next year.

6. I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

7. Love is not enough, money comes together, and a group of dogs are behind money. It is difficult to go without money.

8. I miss you so much that the first sentence is false and the second sentence is false.

9. The moment I saw you, God said four words in my ear: Destiny.

10. "Do you think I like drinking or playing king?" "Playing the king?" "No, love you"

1 1. I'd rather tuck you in than say good night.

12. I just want to say to you: wall, eyes, knees, English translation means I love you.

13. It is much more difficult to try not to love someone than to try to love someone.

14. People in the upper class always like to do some dirty things.

15. As old as flowers, they have grown into flesh.

Very interesting and funny personality. Tell me about it.

Very interesting and funny personality. Tell me about it.

1. Can a woman's paper like me have no weight to hold down her beauty?

2. The dream of a dream of red mansions of modern people is: paying dividends, buying a house and dreaming.

For a threesome, it is not necessary to have my teacher and someone who can help me solve the problem. One is enough.

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

I like to hear people say "you have lost weight", which is the nicest thing I have ever heard.

6. I was played by mosquitoes all night when I slept, but I woke up and killed mosquitoes. I couldn't find it, but I found it was played again.

7. Acne and acne, how many acne. I haven't been cured this year, and my face has become a honeycomb.

8. Q: Why is there a moon on Bao Qingtian's forehead? Bao Zheng: I didn't know I was dark during the day.

9. The world is so beautiful, but you are so grumpy. There are so many beautiful women in the country, but you are so coquettish. A dead man.

10. For a relationship, I went to 6 cities, 7 towns, 8 trips to the countryside and N streets.

Bread superman disappeared in the street one day. Why? Because it was hungry, it ate itself.

12. The most unbearable thing about wearing flip-flops is walking, people are still there, and support is gone.

13. I have a son in the future. I want to point to the atrium of desert 1-TD. I want to tell my son that my mother used to be in charge of this area.

14. When others are holding hands, I will take my dog for a walk and swim to see who is unhappy with a bite.

15. Yes 1: 30! I still can't sleep! A night without men! Really lonely

16. When a mosquito bites you, do you still have the heart to beat it to death? It has your blood in it.

17. I wonder what the first person who knew that milk was drinkable did to the cow?

18. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

19. Why does mother dislike daughter-in-law and grandma likes granddaughter? {Because the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

20. The thought of 20xx coming and the money I still owe the bank makes me want to laugh in my dreams.

2 1. There are no ladies in the world. There are more people pretending, and there is one!

Marriage is risky, so you need to be careful when you marry me.

23. Poisonous is medicine, vulgar is people.

24. Standing on the scale, I saw the displayed figures and thought of a special literary word, which was difficult to fly. ...

25. Moderate ambiguity is good for physical and mental health.

26. You've lost weight, and I think you're getting fatter.

27. The beauty of the former lover's slope in the teaching building lies in teaching above and educating people below.

28. Try to run forward even if you are abused.

29. I'm not a playboy, I just don't know where to put my heart.

30. This guy is lazy, leaving nothing behind.

3 1. If I had Astro Boy, I would call him Tinker Bell.

32. Does everyone know one or several people who like news broadcast? Every day's life is nothing more than lying.

33. What a spicy society it would be if it were all ginger.

34. Lions don't turn around because they hear dogs barking.

35. Mom said that people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

The top secret of a country is where the taxpayer's money goes.

37. Living is your courage, and dying is your destiny, but I doubt if you are half dead.

38. If you hadn't seen Tianer wearing a bra in front, I really couldn't tell you right from wrong!

39. I want to buy a big bathtub to pick up girls!

40. Adults are overdue children and the elderly are invalid adults.

4 1. Learn Feng Shui when you have time, and occupy a good tomb after your death, which can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before your death.

42. Women have a lot of eloquence, but not many figures; Men are often numbers, not money.

43. Romance is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all the time.

44. Doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, and doing all simple things right is not simple.

45. Life is like Yico Zeng. If you go astray from the beginning, you will never run back.

46. It's time to change the notebook-the previous one took 5 minutes to boot, and the battery only lasted 3 minutes! ! !

47. The quality of the A V on the electric donkey is too poor-I downloaded one yesterday and watched it for half an hour. I don't know if it is coded …

48. Even if I am a piece of shit, I am also a piece of shit with flowers.

49. Why did you take a bath in a black vest? Oh! It's chest hair!

50. The weather is fine today. I stayed indoors for a long time and am going to play in the living room.

5 1. Some people say that you are fat because you were hungry in your last life, and I will make it up to you in this life.

52. Whenever nobody talks to me, I tell myself: It doesn't matter, there is no signal.

53. School broadcast, class is over. Teacher: You have worked hard. Class is over. Students, you will suffer again.

Very interesting. Tell me about Daquan.

Very interesting. Tell me about Daquan.

1. Invest in health-know how to take care of yourself.

2. Be a guest at the home of ethnic compatriots or foreigners.

3. Experience a military life-strengthen self-discipline and sense of responsibility.

4. Take advantage of opportunities to absorb the nutrition of knowledge. Quotations from Weibo

5. Change your job at least once-dare to change the status quo.

6. Take part in a physical or intellectual competition-the winner wins first.

7. Contribute and publish an article in your favorite newspaper.

8. Look at the world from another angle.

9. Learn to cook some special dishes.

10. Find your own entertainment and fitness methods.

1 1. Keep a happy smile-don't let trouble come to your world.

12. Start a business, whether it is successful or not.

13. Imagine the last moment of life-experience life and death.

14. At the end of each year, check your behavior in the past year.

15. Write a will and donate useful organs after death.

16. Choose a career you love.

17. Start with small things in daily life and be an environmentalist.

Talk to strangers.

19. Express your gratitude.

20. Have a "daydream".

2 1. Take a lifetime to remember a lesson or a useful suggestion.

22. Selling goods by hand.

23. Find true friendship.

24. Ask for a life coach.

25. Experience another life-live in the country for a few days and enjoy the rural scenery.

26. Plant a tree for yourself-let life continue on the tree.

27. Looking for lost childlike innocence.

28. Challenge your limits.

29. Review history on the Great Wall.

30. I was deeply and passionately in love once.

3 1. Travel alone-really enjoy being alone.

32. Take part in parades and carnivals-feel the passion and wildness.

33. Meet a celebrity you admire in your heart.

34. Use 2 1 day to break a bad habit.

35. Go to the construction site and other places to live with ordinary workers for one day.

36. Read 15 minutes every day.

37. Spend some time with your family every day.

38. Cultivate a personal hobby.

39. Learn a musical instrument.

40. Observe all kinds of sentient beings and taste the joy of life.

4 1. I often go home to see my parents.

42. Let's drink to the past-attend a class reunion.

43. Travel to your favorite place.

44. Live for a period of time with your own skills in a strange environment.

45. Keep a happy marriage.

46. Massage and rub your parents.

47. Sleeping alone in a deserted field.

48. Go to Tiananmen Square to watch the flag-raising ceremony.

49. Respect your opponent.

50. Steal half a day-slow down the pace of life.

Very interesting emotional short sentences

Very interesting emotional short sentences

1, sometimes the tighter you hold, the faster you lose.

2. Sometimes you can look at it indifferently, sometimes it's a bit too persistent.

3, sometimes, someone's words can completely hurt themselves.

We are all lies, and we also talk about cheating.

Sometimes I like listening to songs, not because the songs are good, but because the lyrics are written like myself.

6. The most painful thing in the world is to fall in love with someone who is infatuated with others.

7. It's mine. Do not move. It's not mine. You put it there, too

Everyone will be tired, and no one can bear all the sadness and fatigue for you.

9. You will never understand that what I pretend is not important.

10, sometimes I feel like a psycho. Not only do you struggle with yourself, but you will also disturb others.

1 1, I always thought there was only me in your world, just like there was only you in my world.

12, many times it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you care more about the other person.

13. Pretend to be indifferent and tell everyone that I don't care, I'm fine.

14, I love you, so I have been waiting. I wait for you, so I continue to love.

15, I know you are lying to me, but I still want to believe it.

16, I have been hurt once, but I still don't know how to give up. I have to be black and blue to give up.

17, if you don't mean it, don't shake my heart again.

18, don't say how afraid you are of losing, don't say how much you hate separation.

19, I was just a child, a child who cried when he was hurt.

20, expired love. An expired promise. Expired memories. Let me die.

2 1, if this is love, it is unfair. You don't have to be reasonable I can leave.

22. We started here, but now we must finish here.

23. It is not terrible to get it, but it is a joke to keep it.

24. When expectation turns into regret, there will be no eternal life.

25. I love you, but I hope you will never know and let me sink alone.

26, can we not be brave, when love is too sour to bear.

27. I'm just a crazy passerby who accompanied you for a short time.

28. I can't allow any betrayal, anyone, in any form, for any reason.

29. We have been practicing smiling, and finally we become people who dare not cry.

30. I don't lack love. Your leaving just made me lose a habit.