Interesting mood phrases can make you happy during the Spring Festival in the Year of the Loong.

1 wearing a low-cut dress, blocking it with your hand. That's selfless.

Those who always say that others are pretending to be forced, you are not even pretending to be forced.

Don't eat before meals, it's bad for your stomach.

what can I say? There are still a few people who have a secret crush on me, and I know it.

Our rival in love fell into the water, so we have to pee.

If you make chopsticks in your next life, you won't be lonely.

Don't fire me, because I have a caller ID here.

In this world, sincerity is scarce and should be thrifty.

Sleeping in class is not everyone's fault, but the earth is so attractive.

10 There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

1 1 I'm trying to make money now, in order to buy a 20xx plane ticket.

12 Don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.

13 classic funny quotations: I laughed so much, but my tears kept flowing unconsciously.

14 people who like to kiss up are ultimately riding horses.

15 You will get diabetes if you listen to too many sweet words.

16 I don't do what I regret, I only do what you regret.

17 All the food you waste will be blocked on your way to heaven.

18 stomach, be strong, don't want to throw up at the sight of him.

19 don't swear to me, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning!

Sometimes, if people are complacent, even the city walls will be ashamed.

The protagonist of 2 1 can't die, and you are worried about your head.

Time, time, take your time and I'll buy you some candy.

Draw a circle and curse you, the phone fell into the toilet!

Everyone says I'm cute, but I know I'm pathetic and nobody loves me.

One side effect of success is to think that the past practices are also applicable to the future.

There is no need to maintain style, it is not style that needs to be maintained.

Don't ask me the way, I'll get you lost.

Now money is becoming less and less valuable, and people are becoming less and less human.

Everyone I like is on the hard disk.

How can a woman control her life when she can't even control her weight?

3 1 Do you know why women like to eat boiled sticky corn? Because it's still hard after eating.

When I am pursuing Happyness, I am afraid that I am not at home, so I am always at home.

You are good-looking, and good-looking people dare not let people look at you.

Real warriors should dare to face up to beautiful girls and face up to bleak singles;

There is no big love, only a small spark.

Don't pour all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

Men say they like you, but in fact they just like your body.

38 people, you must live well to be worthy of your old-age insurance.

The best short message joke for girls.

The best short message joke for girls.

1, I was on the side of the road and saw a penny. I was just about to bend down and pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm. Damn it, who threw up so round?

2. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. What happened when you came alone? The drunk doesn't know, I just arrived.

Wolf cubs are born vegetarians. Mother wolf and father wolf racked their brains to train wolf cubs to hunt. Finally, Sirius's parents were happy to see their son chasing rabbits. The wolf cub grabbed the rabbit and said, boy! Hand over the carrots!

4. In front of the counter of Lamian Noodles store, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. When she arrived, Master Lamian Noodles asked if you wanted thick or thin. I'll eat whatever you pull when the girl picks you up.

5. A man and a woman had an affair, and her husband suddenly came home. The man jumped out of the window and ran away, naked, walking in the street to watch. The man pretended to look at God as if nothing had happened. This is the earth. Passers-by said Cao, an alien with chicken feathers.

6, the big white rabbit QB Big Wolf escaped, the big Wolf chased with indignation, the rabbit dressed as a big gray rabbit with dirt and reading newspapers with glasses, and the big Wolf asked if he could see a big white rabbit? Is the rabbit the white rabbit of the wolf? The wolf was ashamed of me so soon, Gao?

7. A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl what kind of boy do you like? The girl said it hit it off. When the boy asked again, it was still the same, so he had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head?

8. When the nurse saw a patient drinking in the ward, she went over and whispered to him, "Sweetheart!" The patient smiled and said, "Little baby."

9. Two spoiled brats got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was frightened and asked where the bride was. Meatballs are shy and annoying, and you won't know them when they take off their clothes!

10, four mice brag about armor. I eat rat poison as candy every day; B I itch if I don't step on mice for a day; Third, I only walk in the street a few times a day, which is not practical; Ding, it's getting late. Go home and hug the cat.

1 1. One night, a naked man called a taxi and the female driver stared at him intently. The naked man was furious and shouted that you had never seen a naked man! The female driver is also angry. I see where the fuck you pay!

12, hello, comrade chief! Hello, chief! The chief comrades are all tanned! The soldier's head is darker! The officer patted a soldier's chest and said how well the muscles were trained! The soldier reported to the officer that I was a female soldier.

A collection of short messages that can make girls happy the most.

A collection of short messages that can make girls happy the most.

1, I was on the side of the road and saw a penny. I was just about to bend down and pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm. Damn it, who threw up so round?

2. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. What happened when you came alone? The drunk doesn't know, I just arrived.

Wolf cubs are born vegetarians. Mother wolf and father wolf racked their brains to train wolf cubs to hunt. Finally, Sirius's parents were happy to see their son chasing rabbits. The wolf cub grabbed the rabbit and said, boy! Hand over the carrots!

4. In front of the counter of Lamian Noodles store, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. When she arrived, Master Lamian Noodles asked if you wanted thick or thin. I'll eat whatever you pull when the girl picks you up.

5. A man and a woman had an affair, and her husband suddenly came home. The man jumped out of the window and ran away, naked, walking in the street to watch. The man pretended to look at God as if nothing had happened. This is the earth. Passers-by said Cao, an alien with chicken feathers.

6, the big white rabbit QB Big Wolf escaped, the big Wolf chased with indignation, the rabbit dressed as a big gray rabbit with dirt and reading newspapers with glasses, and the big Wolf asked if he could see a big white rabbit? Is the rabbit the white rabbit of the wolf? The wolf was ashamed of me so soon, Gao?

7. A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl what kind of boy do you like? The girl said it hit it off. When the boy asked again, it was still the same, so he had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head?

8. When the nurse saw a patient drinking in the ward, she went over and whispered to him, "Sweetheart!" The patient smiled and said, "Little baby."

9. Two spoiled brats got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was frightened and asked where the bride was. Meatballs are shy and annoying, and you won't know them when they take off their clothes!

10, four mice brag about armor. I eat rat poison as candy every day; B I itch if I don't step on mice for a day; Third, I only walk in the street a few times a day, which is not practical; Ding, it's getting late. Go home and hug the cat.

1 1. One night, a naked man called a taxi and the female driver stared at him intently. The naked man was furious and shouted that you had never seen a naked man! The female driver is also angry. I see where the fuck you pay!

12, hello, comrade chief! Hello, chief! The chief comrades are all tanned! The soldier's head is darker! The officer patted a soldier's chest and said how well the muscles were trained! The soldier reported to the officer that I was a female soldier.

A complete collection of interesting mood phrases that can make you laugh.

1, it's not that I don't know, I just want to see how you act on me.

2. I want to be as thin as a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

I haven't finished my homework yet. I have something to do. I have something to do!

Life is always simple, but we can't help making it complicated.

It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your head.

6. I woke up in this bright spring morning, so don't bother me. Suddenly heard the QQ sound, what is the truth.

7. This is a world where one person is gone, but we are not good at saying goodbye.

8. If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather repeat it.

The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.

10, memories bind our time, and time breaks our memories.

1 1, waking up is one thing, and getting up is another.

12, why can't I read your mind for so long? Because ... I'm nearsighted.

13, look at the moon in the sky, it's so round. By the way, you are nearsighted. Look at this water.

14, you look like a joke!

15, a simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.

16, man, just like the food in the canteen, it tastes terrible, but it's too late!

17, this morning in spring, I woke up easily, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

18, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can circle the earth twice.

19, even meanness can't bring out your meanness. You're already mean. You can't describe it as mean.

20. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

2 1, those memories are suppressed with unspeakable pain in the evolution of the years.

22. I hope someone will understand me, even if I don't say anything.

23. Wolves rule the world, and dogs eat meat: they eat shit.

24. Don't make fun of me just to please others.

25. Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

26. The pain of youth in the past years, the sadness of tangled memories.

27. Since I fell in love, my waist has stopped hurting, my head has stopped hurting and my heart has stopped beating.

28. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

29, crying can solve sadness, laughter can ease the mood.

30. Posing is a symbol of vitality, while vanity is a sign of youth.

3 1, all the quicksand of memory, those lost years, washed away my dust and sand.

32. Now that there are more and more billionaires, I only have one hundred million, which is still a memory.

33. Women are not omnipotent, but it is absolutely impossible without women.

34. If you want to learn from others, call me dear as soon as Tencent goes online.

35. Mr Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because you don't understand my darkness during the day.

36. When the memory of old age is full of stains or spots, it is only because sadness never has an answer.

37. Many people yearn for crystal-like love, which is crystal-clear and flawless. But more people have glass-like love.

38. The world is too dark, people are too dark, we are too fake, and love is too stupid.

39. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

40. Nothing is eternal, nothing is long. Find an excuse and anyone can go first.