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Cat Qiqi
Later, because my daughter was really busy with her work and her residence in Xiamen was small, she reluctantly gave up what she wanted and put Kiki at home with us. My daughter saw that we gradually fell in love with Qiqi and told us that Qiqi was a rare pet cat with folded ears. At first, people offered 3600 yuan, so they bargained 2 100 because they were in a hurry to sell. It turned out that my daughter cheated us 100 for fear that we would be angry. My daughter is willing to spend money to raise Qiqi and buy the best cat food and cat litter. We laughed at her as a fool, reluctant to spend money, and lavishly raising cats.
When Qiqi first came home, he was particularly afraid of strangers. When he heard the voice of a stranger, he rushed into the room or ran upstairs like an arrow. Later, I seemed more courageous, hiding behind the flowerpot in the living room or squatting on the steps of the stairs, so that I could quickly escape upstairs. Finally, unless there are many guests, it will go upstairs and generally will not avoid strangers. Many of our friends like Qiqi, especially some female compatriots often come to see Qiqi and bring delicious food such as egg yolk, chicken and dried fish. July 7th is like a day when all the stars hold the moon.
Qiqi knows his name and thinks he is the head of the family. He has a leisurely pace, walking up and down the stairs at will, running around spontaneously when he is happy, pulling toys around. Sometimes I roll up my eyes and sleep all day, and nobody cares, or lie in the middle of the marble railing on the balcony on the fourth floor and look at the street for a long time. Qiqi is clingy. She often lingers at your feet, meowing, lying on the floor with her feet upside down, her body twisted into an S-shape, her eyes staring at you, and her cute face shows that she wants to touch you. If we lie on the sofa and have a rest, Qiqi will stand below and plead softly, and his wife will have to greet him. Qiqi will gently jump on the sofa, snuggle up to his wife and squint and doze off. He waited on the stairs when we went out. When he opened the door, he mewed softly and unjustly like a neglected child. Kiki knows who is good to him, and I don't have much time to play with him, so he doesn't pay much attention to me. His wife laughs with him all day, takes care of his daily life and acts as a shovel officer, so Qiqi is very close to his wife. When they hear his wife say hello, Qiqi always lengthens her voice with joy.
Qiqi is a very gentleman. He never eats indiscriminately. Apart from cat food, he must carefully sniff out the best food, eat some properly, and then leave. Qiqi can remember some scenes. We always take the dried fish out of the refrigerator and give it to eat, so whenever we open the refrigerator, it thinks it is going to eat the dried fish, and it will meow and happily come to the refrigerator and sit down, waiting for the dried fish intently. Qiqi occasionally climbs up the coffee table and walks around. It can't pull the bottles and jars of the coffee table with its claws. It carefully avoids them, unlike other cats who have to stir cups underground. Once, my wife and friends came to sit around with the puppy, and Qiqi sat on the sofa opposite. She stood up at once and opened her eyes majestically, which made the puppies tremble all over and caused everyone to burst into laughter. Friends had to go back with the puppies in their arms.
Every morning when I get up early and go downstairs, Qiqi always greets me. It's very kind to hear Qiqi meowing in the silent morning. I squatted down and touched Qiqi's round head and talked to it like an old friend. Qiqi can't understand me. It doesn't matter. The important thing is that it is listening. I made eye contact with it and felt a warm current in my heart. I can't help picking it up. The good mood of the day began on July 7.
Nowadays, young people are lonely and especially like keeping cats. Most of them are drifters, and it takes time to raise a dog. Most rented houses are narrow and not suitable for dog activities. Cats don't need to walk, they can go to the toilet by themselves, and they don't need to spend too much energy to raise them, so keeping cats has become the first choice for otaku and otaku. My daughter sent me a picture called "Drug Knowledge Publicity". The following drugs are: ice, opium, potassium powder, methamphetamine, cats, marijuana, heroin and morphine. The tip is: cherish life and stay away from drugs. The juxtaposition of cats and drugs in the picture shows that cats are popular among young people now. I said the cat became a drug, and you and your mother were poisoned. The daughter smiled.
It is said that the poisoning is serious, but his wife is really obsessed with Qiqi. Qiqi is the first thing she says when she gets up every morning. Sometimes Qiqi will go to the bed and meow softly to express her greetings and thoughts. When his wife came back from the outside, the first sentence when she entered the door was Qiqi, who responded with joy and meow. They seem to be old friends who meet after a long separation. They are lovers who haven't seen each other for a day like Sanqiu. My wife left and left me alone, feeling jealous. 77 people are loved by everyone and live a comfortable life like a little princess in a fairy tale. I want to be a cat, just like July 7th, cute and painful. The daughter said, be a man! It would be nice to be like July 7th! I reprimanded, worthless, and enterprising!
Chen xushan
20 17 April 1
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