Humorous general sentences with high emotional intelligence

1, five senses are more important than three views.

I don't need your help because my mud is well paved.

3, don't miss your sister, my sister removes makeup and makes you vomit blood.

4. It is better to endure than to mix, not to be second, not to fly into the sky.

5, if the expression is not good, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles.

6. I am not single. I have a girl with a hard disk.

7. I made a mistake at the first stroke and had to scribble all the way.

8. The base is also an art. Let's do this art well together.

9. Don't be fat, or you will be poor enough to beg, and no one will believe you are a beggar.

10, time tells me that the era of unreasonable troubles is over and it's time to install.