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How do you feel after seeing The Journey to the West?

The story begins with the memory of the protagonist's childhood, and quickly flashes the only appearance of his father in his memory. His mother tries to protect her "memory" when she is bullied. I grew up in that era and met a girl who was gay with me. (The age when children grow up should be the age when the stock market rises, because some metaphors behind it refer to something. )

At first, the water was calm, and some people drowned after "getting into the water", so everyone dared not "get into the water". The villagers' fear and anger invited a great man who could kill people. The great man and his show-off skillfully "handled" a "big fish with good nature, only a little bigger" (of course, you can also think about food safety, such as milk powder and pork ...), but the real big fish dare not touch it! After the first fish died, the "experts" said it was safe, which was obviously a satire on various stock reviews of Darkmouth! It also shows that the so-called experts are not credible! Few experts really carry weight and dare to tell the truth! Most people live for money. (Zhong Nanshan is definitely a real expert) Is it safe to land? Not necessarily! Strip off the coat of experts, TA is just an ordinary person! If you really ask him to help you, I'm afraid he will drag you down. The first paragraph focuses on the seesaw scene, which is obviously that retail investors lost to predators! Only people with real weight can subdue this crocodile who makes waves! The singing part at the end of the first paragraph looks funny! In fact, what he said is, don't expect to influence the bad guys with truth! (alluding to China's attitude towards Japan)

In the second paragraph of the barbecue shop, Xing Chi probably wanted to say: Women are realistic. Once she gets tired of you, it can't be undone! (I wonder if it is stimulated by Yi Sheng? ) You can't judge a book by its cover! Especially men! Who knows what kind of heart he has under his handsome and shiny appearance? Sandbags are made up of people and sand! If you are not a discerning person in life, you should be alert to the people around you. Because TA people may contain sand gas. I guess I want to warn those young people who are not deeply involved in the world not to show themselves casually and rashly. Only those who love you will really help you when you are in trouble. People who love you are not necessarily romantic. Maybe TA can't create the feeling and love you expect in your heart. Maybe TA is so straightforward, or maybe TA just keeps bothering you, sticking to you and pestering you. But that person really loves you.

That kind of inappropriate courtship in the Woods can only be self-defeating. If you really like the excitement of TA, it may be better than hard pursuit (Duan girl and kidney deficiency son and Duan girl and the Monkey King).

People live a face! Face, you took it from me for so many years. If it weren't for those four hard-won old onions, this kidney deficiency childe would have had a lot of face! (O(∩_∩)O Hahaha ~ Show Lo is really good)

If it weren't for public humiliation, how could Miss Duan have the opportunity to adapt 300 children's songs into Tathagata Sutra! There are 300 children's songs with 30,000 words! After shredding, a person who can't read inadvertently pieced together the Tathagata Sutra. This passage tells us that with so many words, the key depends on whether you have the wisdom to arrange and combine them reasonably into the language of truth.

On the other hand, lovers are not bad. When quarreling, try to keep the topic away from the unsuccessful but firm ideal of the other party. Don't let TA feel that she is alive under the protection of others today, even if it really is! Otherwise, the break will be inevitable! That hurts, too! But also very inspirational! (Unless you really want to achieve TA)

Chariots in the Woods spoof (Momotaro)

Can you stop being so cynical and smirking when you are in love? It's easy to give people a frivolous feeling. It is also easy to make people think that you are unreliable!

Master should always be grateful to those who guide and take care of us when we are helpless.

Find a Buddha statue and see the world from another angle.

Wukong is too deep! Soft, hard, yin and horizontal all play with you! It also shows the way to subdue such people. You must have something to give him a headache! This prick will unconsciously use your kindness and urgency to achieve his goal. If you don't achieve your goal, or if you are still useful, he won't turn against you. Even if you have seen through him! The old oil slick will be cynical all day, picking up cheap everywhere and being very popular. There is a joke the Monkey King: Miss Duan's figure is really good. Sanzang: How do you know? Wukong: Because I saw the Monkey King with my own eyes, the woman he saw was probably naked.

The lotus flower at the mouth of the cave is a metaphor for people hiding the false purity of their own nature! It can also be said that it is a glamorous side of a hypocrite! Once the disguise is torn off, the evil in your heart will make you shudder!

There are only two results of experience and struggle. Be tamed or become more advanced

Every man will have an unforgettable figure in his heart. There will always be a woman in his heart who will leave a deep impression on him, and there will always be someone who will make him realize. He won't really know what love is until he realizes it, or he will really face his love for her when he realizes it (this is the Buddha asking Sanzang twice about your love for men and women. The reason why Sanzang gave different answers twice. He didn't realize for the first time) that lovelorn love is a necessary pain for a man's spiritual growth! Experience can be an epiphany! Only after an epiphany can we let go! Look at it before you put it down! Only by letting go of your inner obsession can you achieve your career (self-achievement)

Son of kidney deficiency, is this a cruise missile or a drone fleet? No matter how strong your firepower is, you can't stop Wukong's nuclear flame (see the scene of a nuclear bomb destroying the city in Terminator 1), which is a metaphor for the end of the Sino-Japanese war against Japan. I don't need to explain who is the son of kidney deficiency and who is the monkey essence.

That's it for the time being! So many words in the middle of the night! Sleepy ~!

The last sentence is addressed to Bian Xiao of Henan Satellite TV Metropolitan Channel.

Experienced people will not feel pale when watching this film!