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Harry Potter classic sentences

1. "If you don't see where its brain is hidden, don't believe what you can think of."

Author Weasley

2. "Voldemort's method of creating hostility and conflict is very clever. Only by showing the same unbreakable friendship and trust can we fight it to the end. As long as we are United, differences in habits and languages will not become obstacles. "

Albus Dumbledore

"If you want to kill Harry, you must kill all three of us!"

Ron Weasley

4. "What's the advantage of fighting the most evil demon in history? Just to save innocent lives! Peter.

-Sirius Black

5. "I will never take refuge in the dark forces!"

Harry Potter

6. "What should come will come, and once it comes, you must accept it."

Hagrid

7. Send her to hell for us, Peeves.

Fred

"It takes extraordinary courage to resist your enemies, but it takes more courage to stand your ground in front of friends."

Albus Dumbledore

9. "If there is any way to make everyone read this book, the best way is to ban it!"

Hermione Granger

"10." Truth is a beautiful and terrible thing, which needs to be treated with extra care. "

Albus Dumbledore

1 1. "It is easy for people to forgive others' mistakes, but it is difficult to forgive others' correctness."

Albus Dumbledore

The following are all Dumbledore's.

first part

1. You flatter me. Voldemort has skills that I will never have. Fortunately, it's dark here. I haven't blushed so much since Madam Pomfrey said she liked my new earmuffs.

2. Are there any mysterious people? It's all nonsense ―― for eleven years, I've been trying to persuade people to call him by his own name: Voldemort, if we keep calling him a mysterious man, everything will go wrong.

3。 Scars may be useful in the future. I have a scar on my left knee, which is a complete map of the London underground.

4。 Welcome to visit! Welcome to Hogwarts to start the new school year! Before the banquet begins, I want to say a few words. That is: idiot! Cry! Residue! Twist! (idiot! Whale fat! A fraction! Twist! )

Thank you!

(idiot! Whale fat! A fraction! Twist! )

5. So ―― there you go again, Harry?

It is strange that you will become nearsighted after being invisible.

This mirror (Eris) can neither teach us knowledge nor tell us the truth. When people waste their time in front of him, they will be obsessed with what they see, and even driven crazy, because they don't know whether everything in the mirror is true or not.

It is no good indulging in illusory dreams and forgetting real life. Please remember.

7. Me? I saw myself holding a pair of thick wool socks.

Socks are never enough. Christmas has come and gone, and I haven't received any socks yet. People insist on sending me books.

Harry, please calm down, or Madam Pomfrey will kick me out.

9. I know, for a young man like you, this seems incredible; But for Nicole and Pereno, death is actually like going to bed after a long day. Moreover, for sober people, death is just another great adventure. You know, the philosopher's stone is actually not a wonderful thing. With it, no matter how much wealth you want and how long you live, you can get it! These two things are what human beings want most ―― the problem is that human beings just like to choose things that are least beneficial to them.

10. Just call him Voldemort, Harry. Always use the right name for things. Fear of a name intensifies fear of the thing itself.

1 1. True, this is a beautiful and terrible thing, which needs to be treated with extra caution. However, I will try my best to answer your question unless I have a good reason to keep my mouth shut. In that case, I hope you can forgive me. Of course I can't lie to you. )

12. Your mother died trying to save you. If there is one thing Voldemort can't understand, it is love. He didn't realize that your mother's strong love for you would leave a mark on you ... being so deeply loved by someone, even if the person who loved us died, it would leave us with an eternal amulet. He's hiding in your wholesale store. It is for this reason that Quirrell can't touch you. Quirrell's heart was full of hatred, greed and ambition. He sold his soul to Voldemort. It is unbearable for him to touch a person with such a beautiful mark on his body.

13. Ah-your father happened to leave it to me, and I thought you might like it. Very useful thing ... when your father was studying here, he mainly used it to sneak into the kitchen and steal something to eat.

14. Ah! Bibi taste beans! I had bad luck when I was young. I accidentally ate a rotten bean. I'm afraid I haven't liked beans since then ―― but I think it's always safe to choose toffee, don't you?

Bah, shit! It's earwax!

15。 There are many kinds of courage. We need superhuman courage to deal with the enemy, and we also need great courage to hold our ground in front of our friends. So, I want to reward Neville? Mr. longbottom, ten points.

the second part

1. Please tell me why you did this.

As long as it is not proved guilty, it is innocent, Severus.

The question is not who, but how. ...

Calm down, Hagrid. If the board wants me to leave, Lucius, I will give up my position.

However, only when everyone here betrayed me did I really leave this school. You will also find that at Hogwarts, those who ask for help can always get help.

It's amazing. Needless to say, he may be the best student in Hogwarts history. It's amazing that Voldemort can make such an objective evaluation! )

I remember telling you that if you break the school rules again, I will have to fire you.

This shows that even the best of us sometimes have to break our word. You both won the special contribution award to the school, and each won 200 points for Gryffindor.

7. Harry, it is our choice to show our true selves. This is more important than our ability.

The third part:

Harry? Porter and the prisoner of Azkaban

1. I am afraid that as long as I am the principal, they (dementors) will not be allowed to cross the school threshold.

Now it's your turn to listen, please don't interrupt me, because time is running out. ..... Sirius's fate is worse than death. What we need now is more time. ..... If all goes well, you can save more than one innocent life tonight.

Well, you heard me, Severus. Unless you are sincere and Harry and Hermione can be in two places at the same time, I don't think it's interesting to bother them any more.

(Fudge: He (Snape) doesn't seem to have a clear head)

Oh, he's not crazy, he's just very disappointed.

(Harry told Trelawney's prophecy) I think it may be (true). Who would have thought of this? This has raised her real prediction ability to the second level. I should give her a raise. ...

6. Didn't you learn anything from the experience of using the timer, Harry? The consequences of our actions are often so complicated and scattered that it is really difficult to predict the future ... Professor Trelawney, God bless her, is a living example. You saved peter pettigrew, and you did a noble thing.

7. You sent Voldemort an assistant who owed you a favor. One wizard saved another wizard's life, and there is a connection between them ... if Voldemort wants his servant to owe Harry? Potter's feelings, then I must be all wet.

This is the highest and most difficult magic field, Harry. But believe me ... one day you will be very happy that you saved peter pettigrew's life. It seems that Peter will have a lot of performances in the seventh film! )

8. Will a deceased person we loved really leave us? Do you think we won't remember them more clearly when we are in big trouble than before? Your father lives on you, Harry, and when you need him, he is most obvious to you. Otherwise, how could such a special patron saint be produced? The fork appeared with your help last night.

Sirius told me everything about how they became Anima Gus last night. A special achievement-it is not easy not to let me know this.

part four

1. I only have two words to say to you-eat!

The Triwizard Tournament will be held at Hogwarts this year ... (Fred: You're kidding! ) I'm not kidding, Mr. Weasley. But since you mentioned joking, I heard a funny joke about trolls, dragons' backs and dwarf demons. They all went to the same pub ... (Professor McGonagall clears his throat loudly) Oh-it's not appropriate to say this now ... it's not appropriate. ...

(George and Fred are poked by an old agent) I suggest you go to Madam Pomfrey. She is already nursing Miss Fossett in Ravenclaw and Mr. Summers in Hufflepuff. They are also determined to raise their age a little. But I must say that their beards are far less beautiful than yours.

Maxim: Dumbledore's lines must be wrong. )

Of course, it is also possible.

Rita: I wonder if you have read my article about the summer international wizard conference. )

That's great. I especially like the part where you describe me as a rigid old madman.

Oh, I never dreamed that I knew all the secrets of Hogwarts, Igor Karkaroff. For example, just this morning, when I went to the toilet, I took a wrong turn and found myself in a beautifully decorated room that I had never seen before, with all kinds of exquisite and luxurious urinals in it. When I went back to investigate carefully, I found that the room was gone, but I had to pay close attention to it. It can only enter at about 5: 30 in the morning or only appear at the full moon-or it may be when the bladder of the person looking for the toilet is particularly full.

Harry: Rita? Skeeter ―― Sorry, Professor ...)

I was deaf for a while and didn't hear what you said, Harry.

8. (Rita Skeeter says Hagrid is a giant and Hagrid is going to resign) To tell the truth, Hagrid, if you want to wait for the support of people all over the world, I'm afraid you'll have to stay in this hut for a long time. Since I became the principal of this school, at least one owl has written to criticize the way I manage the school every week. What do you think I should do? Shut yourself in the study and refuse to talk to anyone?

9. My brother Aberforth was accused of abusing magic on a goat. It's all over the newspaper, but is Aberforth hiding? No, not at all! He is cocky and bent on his own way! Of course, I'm not sure whether he can read, so he may not have the courage. ...

10. (ditto) I don't accept your resignation report, Hagrid. I hope you can come back to class next Monday. Come to the auditorium at half past eight and have breakfast with me. Don’t give me a song and dance!

1 1. (fudge: do you know that woman (maxim)? )

I think she is a very capable headmistress ―― and she dances well.

12. Be careful when you are curious …

13. (Voldemort has come back to life, Harry has escaped, and Meg wants him to go to the hospital) He wants to stay, Milla, because he needs to understand that understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only after acceptance can he recover. He needs to know who put him through tonight and why.

14. (Harry: How can you be moody? Isn't that Arasto? Moody. You don't know Arasto? Moody. After what happened tonight, the real Moody won't take you away from me. I knew as soon as he took you away ― so I followed him.

15. Temporarily numbing the pain will only make it worse when you finally feel the pain. Your courage and fearlessness greatly exceed my expectations of you. I ask you to show your courage again. I demand that you tell us what happened.

16. It doesn't matter where a person comes from, but what he becomes when he grows up!

17. If you are so stubborn and go your own way, Connelly, we will have to go our separate ways. You do what you think is appropriate. I acted according to my wishes.

18. (fudge: if you want to fight me-) the only thing I want to fight is Voldemort. If you are against him, Connery, then we are still on the same side.

19. cedric Dagleb was killed by Voldemort.

I believe telling the truth is better than lying. If we try to describe Cedric's death as an accident or blame it on his own carelessness, it will be an insult to his image.

In view of Voldemort's resurrection, we will be strong only if we unite, but if we are divided, we will be vulnerable. Voldemort's methods of creating conflict and hostility are very ingenious. Only by showing unbreakable friendship and trust can we fight it to the end.

The fifth part

1. Remember my last one, Penny?

2. Defendant witness: Albus? Percival? Woolfrick? Brian? Dumbledore (...)

The Ministry of Magic has no right to expel students from Hogwarts, Connelly. I warned you on the evening of August 2nd. The Ministry of Magic has no right to confiscate wands unless those allegations are proved to be true. I also reminded you of this on the night of August 2. It is commendable that you are eager to ensure that the laws are upheld, but I think you seem to have neglected several laws for a while.

(Fudge: the law can be changed)

Of course, it seems that you are undoubtedly making many changes, Connelly. Yes, I've only been invited out of Visengamo for a few weeks. Now minor's trivial use of magic must be tried by the right criminal court!

5. (Opening Ceremony) Freshmen should know that students are not allowed to enter the forbidden forest ―― this should be known by several senior students now.

6. (After Arthur was attacked by a snake) Natural, natural, but essentially separate, right?

7. Dumbledore's army, Connery, is not Potter's army. But Dumbledore's army.

Fudge: I want to fire Harry? Potter, you can arrest me, but you lost sesame seeds and picked up watermelon, didn't you?

9. Ah, but I think we may have a little difficulty. ..... Well-you seem to have an illusion that someone will-what's the word? Waiting for death. I'm afraid I won't do anything, Connery. I don't want to be sent to Azkaban at all. Of course, I can go out-but it's a waste of time, and frankly, I remember I have a lot of things to do, and I'd rather do them.

10. (fudge: you're going to deal with us alone, aren't you? God, of course not, unless you're stupid enough to make me do it.

1 1. Remember, Harry, turn off your brain-

12. (Ministry of Magic) We all know that there are many other ways to destroy a person, Tom. I must admit that taking your life alone will not satisfy me.

13. (Voldemort: Nothing is worse than death, Dumbledore! ) You are all wet. In fact, your biggest failure is that you can't understand that there are worse things than death-

14. Connelly, (I find that I always call his name ...) I'm ready to fight your people again ―― win again!

15. Do you want to place an order with Dolores? Umbridge left Hogwarts. You must tell your Auror to stop investigating my magical biological protection teacher and let him come back to work. I'm going to give you ... I can spare half my time to disappear tonight, and I think we can talk about all the key issues that have happened here. Then I must go back to my school. If you need more help from me, of course, instead of looking for me at Hogwarts, you might as well write to me and show that the headmaster accepts.

16. (Back to the office) There's nothing to be ashamed of, Harry. On the contrary … in fact, you can feel such pain, which is your strongest point … this pain is part of human nature!

17. (Harry: Let me out)

No

Harry repeated, Let me out. )

No

18. (Harry starts to smash things) Destroy my things, I dare say I have too many.

19. You are angry with me, but not to the extent that you should be. If you want to attack me, I know you will do it soon, and I am happy to let you do it.

20. Sirius's death is my fault, or almost my fault, if I may say so-I am not arrogant enough to take full responsibility. ..... if I can talk to you openly before this, Harry, I will ... It's my fault, my own fault.

Harry, I owe you an explanation. An explanation of the mistakes made by the elderly. Because now I realize that both what I did and what I didn't do to you have an old man's shortcoming. Young people don't know what the old people are thinking or how they feel, but if the old people forget what they looked like when they were young, it would be a big mistake ... they don't seem to remember it recently. ...

As Voldemort proved tonight, the purpose of his control over you is not to destroy me, but to destroy you. When he temporarily controlled you just now, he hoped that I would sacrifice you to kill him.

23. Kreacher was created by a wizard, Harry. Therefore, he is compassionate, and his existence is as pitiful as your friend Dobby. He had to obey Sirius's orders, because Sirius was the last person left in the family he served, but he was not sincere and loyal to him. No matter what mistakes Kreacher made, he must admit that Sirius didn't do anything to improve his fate-

24. I trust Severus? Snape. But I forgot another mistake of the elderly ―― some wounds are too deep to heal easily. I thought Professor Snape could overcome his feelings for your father ― I was wrong.

I should tell you something that I should have told you five years ago. Please sit down and I'll tell you everything. I only ask you to give me a little patience. When I'm finished, you'll have a chance to be angry with me-or whatever you want-and I won't stop you.

Do you understand, Harry? Did you see the loophole in my excellent plan? I fell into the trap I have seen. I told myself to avoid it and I must avoid it.

27. I care about you too much. I care more about your happiness than letting you know the truth. I care more about your peace of mind than my plan; I care more about your life than making sacrifices when the plan fails. In other words, what Voldemort thought a hero-loving fool like us would do, I did exactly what he wanted.

28. I don't want anyone to pay attention to you like I do-you can't imagine how close I pay attention to you-and I don't want you to suffer more. ..... I never thought I would hold a person in my hand like this.

29. The Department of Mysteries has a room. "It has been closed. In it, there is something more wonderful and terrible than death, human wisdom and natural energy. It may also be the most mysterious one among the many research objects of the Mystery Bureau. You have all the energy in that room, but Voldemort doesn't. It was that magic that made you save Sirius tonight. It is that magic that frees you from Voldemort's control, because he can't stand being attached to a body full of hatred and disgust for him. In the final analysis, what matters is not whether you can protect your mind, but your heart.

Harry, I think I still owe you an explanation. You may want to know why I didn't choose you as the prefect. I must admit ... I think ... you have enough burdens. ...

I can't write the sixth book.