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How many lines do you remember from con air? Why won't you put my rabbit down?

1. You are more annoying than ants and white spittle-simon west

2. Before I achieve my goal, I'm willing to be a black slave, and then the black man will take charge-simon west

3. "Guys, get ready, we will spend the night in Vegas." -simon west

4. "My assistant will give you a phone number, and you can go to the authorities and accuse me of racial discrimination." -simon west

5. If there are 3 prisoners on it, I am Elvis Presley. -simon west

6. "Then you'd better not do that, or I'll throw you out of the plane." -simon west

7. Are you crazy? According to past psychiatric records, I am. -simon west

8. There's a problem. There's a body. Really? Yes, he fell from the sky. I don't think he is an astronaut. -simon west 9. "You annoying nigger, did someone shit in your mouth?" -simon west

1. Why don't you put my rabbit down-simon west

11. "Then you'd better not do that, or I'll throw you out of the plane." -simon west

12. Can you fly? I'll throw you out of the plane later. -simon west

13. If you don't trust a drug dealer in South America, who can you trust? This is a joke. Thank you for telling me. -simon west