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Customer: Boss, how much are these pants?

Boss: 180 yuan, authentic Guangzhou, do you want it?

Guest: Let me have a look first. ...

Boss: Don't look. Everything is good. I'll give you a discount 170 yuan.

Customer: Is this also called a discount?

Boss: Hehe, ok, 140 yuan, it's ok this time.

Customer: Hahahaha, I laugh!

Boss: What are you laughing at? Is it too expensive?

Customer: No, it's more expensive. It's like pumping my blood with a pump

Boss: No exaggeration. If you are local, it is 120 yuan.

Guest: ...

Boss: You won't be too expensive, will you? I can only earn you a few dollars at most.

Customer: No, I didn't say expensive. This pair of trousers is worth the price.

Boss: You really have sunshine. Buy it quickly.

Customer: pants are good pants, but I have limited money in my pocket.

Boss: How much money do you have in your pocket?

Guest: 90 yuan.

Boss: Oh, my God, you must be kidding. You're gonna kill me. Add 10 yuan.

Customer: No, I want to give you 120 yuan, but there is nothing I can do.

Boss: OK, make friends, and forget about 90 yuan.

Customer: I won't give you 90 yuan. I'll keep the fare 10.

Boss: The fare? What does this have to do with you buying pants?

Customer: Of course, I come from a far, far place. I have to go back by coach. Ticket price 10 yuan.

Boss: You are a liar!

Customer, I haven't cheated anyone since I was eighteen, believe me. Look at my expression, how sincere.

Boss: Although I can't see your sincerity, I admit that I lost it. You can count on 80 yuan.

Customer: Wait, I have to add that I haven't had breakfast yet. I'm hungry.

Boss: You! ! God, you've gone too far. You are playing tricks.

Customer: Believe me, I am sincere. If I don't eat again, I will faint in front of you.

Boss: I'm unlucky to meet a slick like you. But you really went too far. One minute you have to take a bus, and the next you have to have breakfast. Are you saying that you are thirsty? Do you want to drink later?

Customer: You underestimate me. Believe me, I want nothing more.

Boss: Believe you? Last time?

Customer: Yes, believe me.

Boss: OK, cheer up, 70 yuan.

Customer: I'll give you the money right away.

Boss: Hurry up.

Customer: Wait, there seems to be something wrong with the color here.

Boss: No, it isn't. It's matte. It was done on purpose. This is called fashion.

Customer: Really? Looks like old pants. It's weird.

Boss: What? It doesn't matter if you insult me. Please don't insult my pants. This is the real thing.

Guest: ...

Boss: ok, I'll show you my order ... you see, the purchase date was last week, and the purchase unit was a garment factory in Guangzhou. How can these be old pants?

Customer: Oh, I'm sorry, I misunderstood, but ... Oh, my God, the price: 20 yuan 1.

Boss: Oh, no, no. This is the price before tax. After-tax cost per unit, 40 yuan.

Customer: You are lying. Do you think I'm a fool? This is VAT * *, which is the after-tax price. These pants are only worth 20 yuan, but you ...

Boss: Hey, hey ... Do you want to do business? You know, I rent hundreds of facades every day. What can I eat without making money?

Customer: In broad daylight, Lang Lang Gan Kun, your heart is too dark!

Boss: Hey, hey, 30 yuan! Let me make some money.

Customer: Money is a piece of cake. It's just that your behavior makes me angry. You have deeply hurt a consumer's heart.

Boss: Is it that serious?

Customer: Don't you think cheating is not serious? If this continues, it is fraud and crime!

Boss: God, it's so exaggerated. In this way, if you put out the fire, I'll sell it to you for 25 yuan and make five dollars.

Guest: What? 25 means 250. You look down on me?

Boss: No, no, just 24.

Customer: There is a 4, which means "death". Bad luck. I am superstitious.

Boss: God, is there a problem with 23?

Guest: OK, deal!