People's classic jokes

1. There is a beautifully carved Buddha statue in the temple on the mountain. People come to worship Buddha in an endless stream.

The stone steps on the mountain road began to complain: "Everyone is a stone. Why am I trampled and you are sacrificed in the temple? "

The Buddha smiled and said, "In those days, you only got six knives and made a stone step, but I got a thousand knives. ! "

2. When I was young, I could do 1, 1 equals 2. And the big brother in the neighborhood will do 10000 plus 10000 equals 20000.

I admire him for getting such a large number.

He also said that he would know what 1 billion Canadian 1 billion was when he went to college.

My husband always praises me for being "soft, my skin is solidified"

I stewed pig's trotters today. He asked me, "Do you know what learned people call pig's trotters?"

I said something like "pig hands, pig feet" and he shook his head.

I'm confused. Husband solemnly said: "The pig's trotters in the Book of Songs are called meat trotters."

The boy cried and said to his mother, "All the students in our class laughed at my big head and called me a big head ghost."

Mother comforted him: "Don't listen to their nonsense, your head is actually very beautiful." All right, stop crying and buy me five kilograms of rice. "

Boy: "Where is the shopping bag?"

Mother: "If you want a shopping bag, use your hat."

A man has been pacing back and forth in the corridor of maternity ward for two hours.

Finally, a nurse came to him with a big smile on her face. "Sir, your wife gave birth to a girl."

"Great!"

"Do you like girls?"

"yes! So she doesn't have to wait for this punishment like I did just now. "

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