How to say it in red is humorous.

1. Today I wore a red dress and felt like a walking dragon fruit.

I'm wearing a red dress today. I feel like Santa Claus or a matador. Anyway, I am the kind of person who can attract the attention of the whole audience. "

I am wearing a red dress today, and I feel like a tomato walking in the street or a meatball just fished out of a hot pot. Anyway, it is the kind of eye-catching existence.